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Ironically – or coincidentally, I can never remember – the answer to the Cavaliers’ problems is on the Browns’ roster. Read the rest of this entry » Nov 13
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OK, are you gone yet? Super. Why did I want you to leave? Because you ruined my picks. Yes, you. Wait, you left. No one is reading this. Perfect. See, going into last week I had an amazing fake gambling record of 53-50. Read it again: 53-50. Let that sink into your mind grapes for a few moments. Read the rest of this entry » Oct 30
Take for example, “Revis Island.” That sounds so damn stupid. “Sanchise” is just a lazy play of words about a guy who has never done anything except eat a hot dog on the sideline. Then there’s the “mad backer,” Bart Scott. Everything is annoying about this team. Read the rest of this entry » Oct 23
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Happy Turkey Day! Make no mistake, the internets are slow over the holidays. Its the one time of the year where bloggers interact with people they can actually reach out and touch. And with the bloggers out of the picture, the readers and commenters of the world are also forced to talk with people from their real lives. Its not much fun for anyone. I know. 
I hate the Jets. They talk too much. They have stupid nicknames. They aren’t that good. I’d much rather watch them lose than just about any other team. Everything about them is obnoxious.
I’m worried that we’re all waiting for a Brett Favre collapse that isn’t coming. If you look at the schedule, every single game is winnable. Its not like they’re going to run the table, but the conceivably could. (Again, they won’t.) If the defense and Purple Jesus stay healthy, they can overcome any horrible Favre decisions. 
Every week I feel like an idiot. Not for any good reason, but because of my sports predictions. Everything from fantasy football to UFC fights to the pick’em below. It’s probably just the hind-sight is 50/50 thing, but LeBron do I feel stupid sometimes.