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Feb 02

Super Bowl XLIV: Guaranteed to Win? Hookers

Goooooood Morning Sports Hernia, Hookers, NFL TheSportsHernia 20 Comments »

The most frequently regurgitated statement heard each year during Super Bowl week has to be, “I can’t wait to see the commercials,” or “I only watch for the commercials.” Both cliches equally gifted in their ability to end a conversation.

What everyone should really be asking: “I wonder how much the hookers will make?” Read the rest of this entry »

Tiger Woods: His body is adrift in the ocean and every beast in the sea is coming up to take a bite. "Tiger's sexual fantasies were not normal. He likes role-playing, he likes to be the guy in control and wearing a suit while there are girls performing girl-on-girl and guys entertaining guys. By that, I mean they would dance for each other like girls would do for a man. He'd have different girls all the time, entertaining, role play, fetishes, stuff like that . . . But he would only watch . . . He would also ask me to text him pictures of myself when we weren't together." These are the words of a call girl. [Page 6] (31)

Jan 24

Also Rooting For The Jets? Eliot Spitzer’s Ashley Dupre

Hookers, Media Gossip/Musings, NFL TheSportsHernia 31 Comments »

Ashley Dupre will be pulling for the New York Jets today. It’s front page news on the New York Post. And you thought you knew everything about this game. Amazingly, this is an actual line from an actual article in an actual newspaper:

Mark Sanchez. Is that a trick question? Is he single? LOL. Call me!

And so is this:

If the Jets are winning and the energy is up, yes, yes and yes! Always time for a quickie!

It’s confirmed. Ashley Dupre makes Jenn Sterger look like Yeats.

Ashley: Score on and off field [NY Post]

Dec 18

Phillies Fan Who Wanted World Series Tickets Allegedly Told Cops: “I Let You DP Me.”

Baseball, Courts, Legal, Fans, Hookers TheBigLead 57 Comments »

Remember Susan Finkelstein, the Phillies “fan” who was allegedly willing to trade sex for World Series tickets? She was in court for a prelim meeting this week and the undercover officer who met with Finkelstein has given perhaps the greatest court testimony quotes you’ll hear this month. Read the rest of this entry »

Will The New York Post Be Setting Up An Office In Sweden? Today marks the 14th day in a row that Tiger Woods has made the front cover of the New York Post. The day before that, he was on the back cover, which is normally reserved for sports anyway. In most cases, it's been strictly Tiger news on the cover; no other story in the world has made the cut. This has to be some kind of record. Can the Elias Sports Bureau please step in here to confirm? The Post simply can't get enough of Tiger "the cheetah" or Tiger's "green fees" or a photoshopped picture of a severely beaten Tiger. It's insane, yet amusing. Today? He finally pulled out! Tomorrow? The guess is, more Tiger. [NY Post; NY Post cover archive] (29)

Dec 11

Tiger Woods Taking Indefinite Leave From Golf

Golf, Hookers, Tiger Woods Affair TheSportsHernia 280 Comments »

Tiger’s off the PGA circuit for awhile, folks*. This just came in across the wire**. The following statement comes directly from the former undisputed worldly icon: Read the rest of this entry »

Pimpin' Ain't Easy: Kevin Provencher of the New Hampshire Union Leader, a four-time New Hampshire Sportswriter of the Year winner, has been charged with two felony counts of deriving income from prostitution in Massachusetts. He has been at the paper for 25 years. "Given the nature and seriousness of the charges, he is suspended until further notice." (Union Leader) (8)

Working Girls: Athletes everywhere are training for the 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver. So are the Canadian ladies of the night (Canada.com) (1)

Apr 09

Czech Republic Purges Sex Fiends In Last Ditch Effort to Make World Cup

Hookers, Soccer, World Cup tyduffy 8 Comments »

Entering as favorites to qualify for World Cup 2010, the Czech Republic have played awfully. They are fourth in their group, five points behind leaders Northern Ireland. Only the first and second teams can qualify. They are only four matches remaining to correct the course, but don’t worry. The Czechs have a plan.

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Mar 23

A-Rod Aggressively Pursued Call Girls and Their Madam

Baseball, Hookers TheBigLead 33 Comments »

So exactly how many strippers/madams/celebrities/hookers has Alex Rodriguez slept with?

A-Rod wooed ex-madam Kristin Davis with flowers, jewelry, persistence and heated e-mails, according to the sources … On Feb. 9, 2007, Rodriguez purportedly e-mailed Davis: “My sexy blonde girl. When can I see you again? I am addicted to you. Did you get the flowers I sent?” … Two former agency workers said A-Rod hired prostitutes more than a half-dozen times, often meeting them at the Four Seasons hotel on W. 57th St. Read the rest of this entry »