Here’s one of the Megan Fox Esquire photos … here are those NSFW photos of Cassie … skipping political duties to play hockey? Cool … if only more people would listen to Elizabeth Warren … a political twitter observation … Lance Armstong dumped Sheryl Crow a few years back due to her biological clock … pretty depressing story to start your Friday …

If you like sharks, this hammerhead video is for you. Here’s more detail about the capture. (Orlando Sentinel)

Kevin Love got braces yesterday. (Twitter)

Pat Riley’s offseason advice for reserve guard Chris Quinn: Go work out with the Notre Dame defensive backs. (Sun-Sentinel)

Tips on how to fantasy baseball players can survive the Manny Ramirez 50-game suspension. (WSJ) Read the rest of this entry »

Hank Baskett’s fiancee … Penelope Cruz took in LeBron’s 2nd half dominance over the Clippers Tuesday … this Chuck Norris political stuff is a joke, right? … Mandy Moore got married … man goes over Niagara Falls without a barrel – survives! … Kournikova goes condom shopping … the Bristol Palin story a dozen people emailed in … Olbermann signs autographs at spring training game … sick shark photo after the jump …

The most bad-ass shark story you’ll read this week. (Daily Mail)

Some more details on former Travis Henry’s nine kids: Had his first in high school, two at Tennessee, only one of them was planned, and four times he was “trapped.” (NYT)

As you wish: Life without A-Roid. (Newsday)

Why was Terrell Owens signed before Marvin Harrison? (Stampede Blue)

Cal bball player Patrick Christopher was having computer issues, so he turned to a blogger, who failed miserably. (The Play in CA) Read the rest of this entry »

Tiger: He tees off at 12:02 (Arizona time!) against a gentleman named Brendan Jones of Australia. If you are fortunate enough to have the golf channel, kindly keep everyone updated in the comments section. If you’re looking for reading material while Tiger steps to the tee, we humbly recommend this shark article, or perhaps this lengthy piece from ESPN titled “Ghosts of Mississippi.” (Arizona Republic)

Leggy model Miranda Kerr, after the jump Jordan vs. Dominique, a dunking history … crazy Canadian sets himself on fire … a 13-year-old boy is now a father … debt-ridden foreigners bolting en masse from Dubai … cops on same force realize they are father and son … anyone want this house for $103k … more details in the Chris Brown beating of Rihanna … depressing but necessary reading: Food shortages … plane crash in Buffalo kills 50 … an interview’s coming later today …

Phoenix newspapers falls for farcical NBA story about a “tattoo cap.” (Alana G)

Connecticut’s second-leading scorer, Jerome Dyson, likely out for the season with a knee injury. (Courant)

Surfer’s arm ripped up by shark in Australia. (Gnarly)

Vegas doorman on Mayweather: “Get within 15 feet of him. He gives $100 bills to anyone within 15 feet of him.” (Review Journal)

Former RB Robert Smith vs. Pro Football Talk? (Deadspin)

Weak to think that the SI swimsuit issue somehow diminishes the A-Rod scoop. (Chicago Business)

Will this hurt Haynesworth’s free agent value? (Tennessean)

Nice placement, cheerleader. (Blaze of Love)

We linked to a couple photos of Robbie Alomar’s new girlfriend; here are some more. (Homer Derby)

ESPN’s doing a solid job of reminding everyone that V-Day is tomorrow. (Ryan Spoon)

More details on Eligin Baylor’s lawsuit against the Papers Clips. (LA Times)

Questionable NBA WAG list – LeBron’s girl? Eva Longoria No. 1? (Man o Fest)

Which state has produced the most MLB, NBA and NFL Hall of Famers? Ohio’s in the top five. Also, five states have no HOFers. (Vent about Sports)

Lendale White’s offseason conditioning is working wonders – he’s lost four pounds. (Bootlegger Sports)

Drunk soccer players assault man with kebab. (Sports Rubbish)

Dunk contests from the 80s. (Fan IQ)
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Nothing like Megan Fox in the morning … the ever-changing NYT website … the IT geeks need to learn how to flirt, too … best job in the world? … Packers and Knight’s show should be fun … after the jump, something for fans of red heads …

Shark! Why people go in the water in Australia, we’ll never know. (Time)

More denials on People’s story yesterday about Tom Brady getting engaged. (Herald)

Bummer for the NFL: USC safety Taylor Mays not turning pro. (Rumors and Rants)

Reporter stuck in KG-Pierce sandwich. (Court Surfing via True Hoop)

Another 20-10 from Blake Griffin as Sooners roll over Longhorns. (Oklahoman)

Louisville blitzes ND in overtime, defeats the Irish with strong defensive effort. (Courier-Journal)

The most popular google search on Thursday, the day of the National Championship: John 3:16. That’s what was written on Tim Tebow’s eye black. (Google Trends)

It’ll never end: T-Mac to rest knee for two more weeks. (Houston Chronicle)

Battle of the nerdy fans: Eagles and Cardinals. (Joe Sports Fan)

High school kid interviews Stephen Curry and one of his answers may mean the Davidson junior is NBA-bound after this season. (Daily Duckets)

In case you’re wondering how the Dallas Morning News and Fort Worth Star Telegram are going to “share” stories. (Dallas Basketball.com)

Rodney Carney is an awesome bowler. (Star Tribune)

Did Mickey Rourke use steroids to bulk up for The Wrestler? (Graney the Pig’s Blog)

Millen was once a promising football analyst, then he tried the GM route, failed miserably, and maybe that shouldn’t mean he deserves a 2nd chance? (Mushnick) Read the rest of this entry »

Sharks trump celebrities, so your girl had to be buried after the jump … Katy “I kissed a girl” Perry wears a bikini surprisingly well …no Dark Knight in China … in case you’re looking to add new, helpful bookmarks … the Donald is upset at the hottest CNBC anchor … Sarah Palin’s daughter gives birth … Jerry O’Connell makes another funny (though you may vomit at the end) … GMAC gets its bailout funds …

Men in kayak bump into Great White Shark. Terrifying. (Telegraph)

Reggie Evans – the man who once grabbed Chris Kaman’s family jewels – gets a technical for slapping Kyle Korver on the buttocks. (NESW Sports)

Eliza Dushku’s fall from pitcher Brad Penny to this clown is pathetic. (Page Six)

Mitch Williams to the MLB Network. (700 Level)

Baron Davis wants to go back to the Warriors. Told Stack Jack as much. (Can’t Stop the Bleeding) Read the rest of this entry »

Welcome back, Jennifer Lopez … a chart that’s worth looking at everytime you hear some joker call a “bottom” … economic panic – lengthy, but informative … anyone else buy a Stephen Curry jersey last night? … more BS PC, starring Rudolph the Red-Nosed reindeer … C-Webb loves him some Rajon Rondoooooooo … if Ricky Manning once gave you a reason not to go to Denny’s, here’s a guy’s story that will make you feel the opposite way …

Shark gets into the cage, but divers get lucky and escape. (Video)

Hey BCS! Texas 45, Oklahoma 35. Best, Bob Ryan. (Boston Globe)

Manny Pacquiao a Golden Boy? Had a casual sports fan heard of him two years ago? (Philly Daily News)

Charles Barkley makes it rain … on the TNT set. (Nesw Sports)

Oh the parallels: Michelle Wie and Britney Spears. (Golf Girl’s Diary)

What’s the big deal with sports and 3-D? Are people really interested in this? (USA Today)

This Brent Barry ticket experiment is way cool. Please find us, Brent, we like basketball. (ESPN the Mag)

No reason to keep asking Scott Carlisle about Josh Howard’s injury – the guy who refused to stand for the National anthem is now wearing a boot. (Star-Telegram)

Recently fired Lightning coach Barry Melrose: “I hope that Tampa Bay doesn’t win a game the rest of the year.” (Tom Jones 2 cents)

Just saying no to the idea of the Yankees pursing Rick Ankiel. (Nooner Sports)

Tight Texas defense, Abrams the rifleman beat Villanova. (Burnt Orange Nation)

While disputing a cab fare at 5:30 am, a soccer player got robbed. (Macho Chip)

“I’ve got this thing and it’s f- – -ing golden and uh, uh, I’m just not giving it up for f- – -in’ nothing. I’m not gonna do it.” (NY Post)

Thoughts on the Mets inking K-Rod. (Buckets of Ink)

CP3 has 13 games with 20 points and 10 assists … the rest of the point guards in the NBA have 16. (Hornets 24-7)

Just because many of you dislike the two female stars in Gossip Girl … from Extreme Home Makeover to foreclosure, in three years flat! … ah, so this is why oil tanked last week … to the legion of Susie Feldman fans, here are her Playboy photos, but they are very, very NSFW … this BS addition to the housing bill should anger – oh, just about everyone … are we the only ones who think Brooke Hogan looks good in a bikini? … the press and Senator Obama have “broken up” … two people recommended this non-sports book to us over the weekend …

The campaign to bring back what’s-his-name. Involves cheese. (The Point)

Best party school, per the Princeton Review: University of Florida. (MSNBC)

Shark Week is underway! (LA Times)

It’s Tim Donaghy sentencing day, and his lawyers are begging for leniency because of his addiction to gambling. (NY Times)

Previewing Hard Knocks. (Sportsline)

From the man with the best videos: The most mischievous husband in the world. Hysterical, but risky as hell. (The Commission)

Slam hires another blogger. (Hoops Addict)

This guy’s vehemently against the Olympics. (The Fingerman)

Caught staring at Heidi Watney’s rear. (Red Sox Live)

Some Boston fans seem poised to stalk someone named Trenni Kusnierek. (Chuckie Hacks)

Rush Limbaugh may be interested in buying the St. Louis Rams. (Ghosts of Tropicana Field)

Deshawn Stevenson wins his beard contest against Drew Gooden. (DC Sports Bog)

Hockey and oral. (Wrap around Curl)

NFL fans may want to bookmark this: the blog of every beat writer in the league. (Press Row)

We’re mildly interested in Pineapple Express. The femele lede, Amber Heard, after the jump with her equally attractive sister. (EW) Read the rest of this entry »

Mila Kunis sure has grown her since her days on That 70’s Show, which we barely watched … your Miss Universe winner, Venezuela … Fannie and Freddie will be saved … anyone in the DC area familiar with this softball team? … Anheuser-Busch has been sold … he calls himself the ‘Favreologist‘ … worth a look: fair use and video … interesting New Yorker cover with Obama on it … after the jump, Maria Menounos and David Ortiz from that All-Star party last night …

Great scoop for Barry Jackson: Billy Packer has called his last Final Four with CBS, and Clark Kellog will replace him. We’ll save our reaction for a bit later. (Miami Herald)

Broncos rookie Ryan Clady would ejected from a charity softball game. (Bronco Talk

Tony Romo dodges cameras up in the club with Jessica. (Page Six)

Dara Torres’ new husband is the fertility doctor who treated her and her ex-husband. (Palm Beach Post)

Ron Turner found positives, but that’s not he was really thinking. (Tirico Suave)

The Massachusetts shark sighting was fake; the one in Australia wasn’t. (Boston Globe, Reuters)

If these first half grades of the Tigers were remotely accurate, wouldn’t Detroit be in first? (Freep)

Hey, Naked Rugby photos! (NY Daily News)

Ron Artest has turned into a boring interview. (Can’t Stop the Bleeding)

It’s only July, but here’s how preseason baseball predictions are shaping up. (Where I Stand)

Has anyone ever seen such a muscular female pole vaulter? (NBC Sports)

Playing Fantasy sports for real money. (Charlotte Observer)

Was Bon Jovi paid nothing for a Central Park appearance? (Sports by Brooks)

Proposing a solution to the Favre fiasco. (A Tree Falling)

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Halle Berry recently gave birth. Comment responsibly.

Everyone lies. Funny. (Norman Chad rules)

So is Pat Riley the biggest quitter, or what? (The Sports Point)

We totally missed this while getting on a plane Friday: Shark attacks are terrifying. (LA Times)

TNT and ESPN announcers hammered the embarrassing Nuggets, and rightfully so. (Rocky Mountain News)

Cristiano Ronaldo has a sweet house. (Daily Mail)

Gas at $10 a gallon? Don’t laugh. (NY Sun)

Maybe it’s just us, but the draft’s fascination with the last player selected is weak and played-out. The Belichick item is great – too bad it’s buried at the end. (Washington Post)

Atlanta’s Matt Ryan correctly nailed the top six draft picks. (One Droo Hill)

Also, the Falcons invited a blogger to the Ryan presser this morning. (Eagle in Atlanta)

The demise of the Boston Herald. (Washington Post via Romenesko)

Caught picking your nose on national TV? Bummer. (Sports Hernia)

Kurt Kyle Busch is really driving well. one of NASCAR’s hottest drivers. (Racing with Payton)