Archive for the 'MMA' Category

Strikeforce Live Blog

MMA 156 Comments »

fedor-vs-rogers-poster1Sorry for the late start folks. Had some technical difficulties. Let’s not dwell on my tardyness. Let’s enjoy some world class mixed martial arts. It’s what Fedor would want.

The following took place before I had an internet connection to work with. I was blocked out by an 8 year old. Seriously. There’s a family thing going on at my house tonight. Anyway, let’s not dwell on my personal life. I’ve got some Labatt, so we’ll get through this thing. Read the rest of this entry »

Preview - Strikeforce: Fedor Vs. Rogers

MMA 21 Comments »

FREE. MMA. CBS. SATURDAY. USA vs. RUSSIA. MMA. 9PM. GUS JOHNSON.

I figured most of you would read the first line before giving up, so I threw in all the important information that non-MMA fans would understand. Did it work? Is your interest in the sport piqued? Do you have a blood thirst and want to hear Gus Johnson get excited over something besides a 5-yard out? Well, then click that link and down the rabbit hole we go! Read the rest of this entry »

The Roundup: Chris Bosh Defeats Cyber Squatter and Mike Sims-Walker’s Late-Night Rendezvous

Baseball, College Basketball, College Football, Courts, Legal, ESPN, Hockey, MMA, Movies, NBA, NFL, Video, Youth Sports 102 Comments »

camilla-belleCamilla Belle … be a Mad Man for Halloween … man points a gun at skateboarder, you have to see the rest … how is Zillow on this list? Been a great tool since 2007 … good way to get a book deal: Become an ‘abortion addict‘ … when deer attack … man steals seven cases of beer, goes back for four more … Mike Miller of the Wizards looks like a “transvestite zombie” in these photos …she stole beef jerky, the police showed up, so she got naked disturbing story we’re only linking to because the mug shot screams psycho … locals won’t soon forget this Arkansas lottery winner

Mike Sims-Walker was inactive from the Jags’ game because he missed bed-check due to a “rendezvous with a lady friend.” (Second String Fullback)

Chris Bosh is a hero - he reclaimed his domain name from a fan who was hoarding 800 URLs, including the names of many NBA players. (Last Angry Fan) Read the rest of this entry »

Jay Glazer’s Autobiography is Probably Going to Be Hilarious

1-liner, Baseball, Former Athletes, MMA, Media Gossip/Musings, Television 15 Comments »

jay-glazer-partyWorlds Colliding: Fox Sports NFL reporter/MMA enthusiast Jay Glazer went out with his buddy, Chuck Liddell last night to party following Liddell’s elimination from Dancing with the Stars. Which one seems out of place: Barry Bonds, Mike Irvin, Brad Penny. One of them dated Eliza Dushku and Alyssa Milano. The other two were among the best talents in their respective sports while on the field, but vehemently disliked for the actions and behavior outside of sports. [Jay Glazer]

Jam-Packed Saturday Night Starring LSU vs Florida

Baseball, College Football, MMA, NHL 668 Comments »

Last I counted, there’s a lot of sports on TV tonight. There should be a little something for everyone. 8 of the Top 25 teams in the nation are are in action tonight. The main course has to be (1) Florida visiting (4) LSU. I’m guessing the announcers will mention Tim Tebow in passing. Maybe.

College football isn’t the only major sport going on tonight. The Dodgers and Cardinals are already playing. There’s a full slate of NHL games tonight. WEC 43 is on Versus at 10pm.  Drew Barrymore hosts Saturday Night Live with musical guest… The hell is a Regina Spektor? Anything comes up tonight, pass it along to alumnigonzo@gmail.com. Drink safely.

The Roundup: Those Animals Are Crazy

Animals, Baseball, College Football, MMA, NFL, What the hell is wrong with people 51 Comments »

cancer care fashion show 3 071009Did you see Couples Retreat last night? You did? Please leave now. No, seriously, leave. Don’t make me chase you. Did I mention I saw Zombieland the other night? I did? Good.

My favorite Spice Girl. As I watched some of the SG videos last night for research, it seems that Mrs. Beckham was seldom used. I’m sure she was super talented, but she definitely could have been utilized a bit more.

Got tips? alumnigonzo@gmail.com. Hernia will be around too. I’m sorry to say his hair has taken the weekend off.

The Yankees’ success is the return of everyone’s worst nightmares. (The Legend of Cecilio Guante)

Ohio high school football is insane. (Ohio High) Read the rest of this entry »

The Roundup: Shannon Brown’s Sick Dunk, Tiger: Not a Billionaire, & Gilbert Arenas Bails on Social Media

Baseball, College Basketball, Golf, High School Sports, MMA, NBA, NFL, Rich Old White People, Sad., Video 132 Comments »

eliza-dushku-david-lettermanEliza Dushku … 30 percent of the people in the US on welfare reside in California …never brag about having sex in Saudi Arabia (or anywhere, really) … “Crocodile Thrown in Jail for Loitering” …we’ll be passing on this airline … his genitals are scarred, but he got $9 million for it … one more vote for Tracy Morgan to join twitter … oops - Somali pirates mistake French navy ship for cargo vessel …

Tiger Woods poops on the Forbes report that he’s a billionaire: “I’m not.” (Golf.com)

Has Gilbert Arenas dropped the nicknames and all that extracurricular garbage that made him so popular? (Yahoo) Read the rest of this entry »

The Roundup: Bill Simmons, David Letterman, Kimbo Slice, and Shaq’s 26 Nicknames

Baseball, Bill Simmons, College Football, Cougar Love, Courts, Legal, MMA, NBA, NFL, Shady McShady, Television, Video 100 Comments »

annalynne-mccord For 90210 fans: Annalynne-McCord… if you’re a lawyer, or have a friend who is a lawyer, send them thisSenator has affair, then gets the woman’s husband a job … while we’re on politics, how about that fraud John Edwards? … really depressing; hope these guys get the chair … Charlie Sheen is making $875k per episode of Two and a Half Men … claim: humans didn’t evolve from apes

Bill Simmons on his future at ESPN: “I’ve got a year left at ESPN (on his contract) and then I have to figure out what I’m going to do.” (Star Ledger)

David Letterman. David Letterman. David Letterman. Story broken last night by Variety. (NYT, NYP, NYDN) Read the rest of this entry »

The Roundup: Another Loss for Kimbo Slice, and Nolan Richardson Resurfaces in the WNBA

Baseball, Golf, Halloween, MMA, NBA, NFL, Twitter, WWE, Where's the WNBA tag? 57 Comments »

kristin-cavallariKristin Cavallari … keep your kids on a leash at the zoo, people …that’s a big, smelly, rotting whale … can’t lose with Eva Mendes … as a parent, wouldn’t you know your teenage son is building bombs? … “A nude man covered in feces broke into someone’s backyard and jumped into the pool …” when felons care for kids at day care … first kiss at Wal-Mart so married at Wal-Mart … did Timberlake dumped Biel for Rihanna?

Youth-magnet cities: Washington DC and Seattle are ahead of New York? (WSJ)

Is Manu Ginobili the most clutch player in the NBA? (InterBasket.net)

Kimbo Slice lost again last night. No matter, he’s still a massive draw. (Yahoo) Read the rest of this entry »

Herschel Walker is Starting an MMA Career? Now?

1-liner, Former Athletes, MMA 9 Comments »

Herschel Walker: At 47-years-young, the former college football great has decided to give MMA a shot. It does not seem like a wise decision, regardless of how freakish an athlete Walker once was, and despite the fact that he has a sixth-degree black belt in tae kwon do. [MMA Junkie, Herschel Walker trucks someone]