I like the cocky asshole attitude.

Many chicks do too, and it works, with two key weaknesses:

1) She’s a big-haired skank who doesn’t mind a beating (don’t mess with that dudes)

2) She’s hot but bat shit crazy whenever attached.

There, I think that covers more women than I want to admit.

No contrary for sure to comments to follow I did not use the irrestible asshole strategy with success but rather more something like the “next-door James Bond most interesting man” strategy.

/Still looking for that rare hidden hot exotic spicy girl-next door type

//Last girlfriend was number 2 and a drama queen; breaking up was like having your fine ride re-possessed; she has the body of Kerry Washington look her up nudography . com and the life of her character Nikki including the smoking

The Mission is progressing beyond expectation. It is the next phase of a new media age after the balloon hoax for which the biggest hoax were the media and gullible viewers. Little is sacred any more, and one cannot disappear for those “personal reasons” if a public figure any more.

The best line of that Gawker article forwarded by JPQ is at the bottom of this post. All are guilty until they prove their innocence at this point ha ha ha.

Better yet perhaps late night show television ratings just go down and it becomes about as relevant as channels like E! any more.

In the meantime, while we await proof from Leno, Ferguson, Fallon and O’Brien that they are not sleeping with their staff, caution would dictate that we reset our default assumption from “Sexless” to “Office Shenaniganizer” for all late-night front men.

Jimmy Kimmel

SC: that’s ok. He doesn’t have any anyway

Keith Olbermann
David Letterman
Jim Nantz

Next candidates? Who else on air do you think is hitting it on the side?

awful awful awful