Comments on: Beano Cook: Rambling Insanity

By: DaFuckLion

DaFuckLion — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 20:42:28 +0000

Beano still thinks the Sawx haven’t won since 1918…

By: lounginaddict

lounginaddict — Sat, 06 Oct 2007 02:14:51 +0000

matlock!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: s1rweeze

s1rweeze — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 22:35:01 +0000

So awesome. Reminds me of Will Ferrell’s impression of Harry Carey.

By: jgp3553

jgp3553 — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 19:53:17 +0000

What? No references to Benny Goodman, Herbert Hoover and Knute Rockne?

Oh, that’s probably NEXT week.

By: snackyboy

snackyboy — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 19:48:52 +0000

Really good.

Hate to be one of those guys, but Ulan Bator is the capital of Mongolia, hence it cannot really have a Gross National Product, being that it’s not a nation. How’s that for an anal intruder.

By: Bruce

Bruce — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 19:45:37 +0000

Geez, that's all over the place. It sounds like Kevin Pollack's Christopher Walken impression.

By: Ben60657

Ben60657 — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 19:16:32 +0000

Gimme five bees for a quarter, you’d say.

By: IUgrad

IUgrad — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 19:06:13 +0000

“Cookin with Beano” is this a regular feature? If so, where can I link onto this?
This is priceless, Wrigley Field, Fenway Park, Forbes Field, damn cell phones, Cary Grant, Humphrey Bogart movies. Unreal.

I believe this is the first time I’ve ever heard Beano ramble for over 2 minutes without mentioning Notre Dame or Ron Powlus.

By: RomanWarHelmet

RomanWarHelmet — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 19:03:35 +0000

Ok..SO he likes Fenway Park and Wrigley Field…He doesn’t care about the teams…Yankee Stadium looks just like every place else…He misses a stadium they tore down 40 years ago…He thinks all old people are just like him but the young people may not like Fenway And Wrigley because apparently they can’t use cell phones there only at new ballparks like Yankee Stadium which ruins your privacy. Amazing. He also apparently used to wear an onion around his belt which was the style at the time.

By: jimmy

jimmy — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 18:55:51 +0000

LOL i love that old fart.

you beat me to it Glass Yard Dog. beano is espn’s andy rooney.