Comments on: What are the Chances Celtics-Pistons is This Good?

By: Gonzo loves Crosby's five hole

Gonzo loves Crosby's five hole — Wed, 21 May 2008 04:03:24 +0000

Tell Gonzo how sweet his gravatar is?

If by gravatar you mean balls, then thank you. Thank you very much. I just them injected with Botox. They are smooth as eggs.

By: cursedcleveland.com

cursedcleveland.com — Wed, 21 May 2008 04:01:26 +0000

Signing off (or pretending to, until Sportsgirl checks in).

By: Vegas Watch

Vegas Watch — Wed, 21 May 2008 04:01:07 +0000

Vegas, what sort of odds do you give me on that being true?

20:1.

By: fetch9

fetch9 — Wed, 21 May 2008 03:59:37 +0000

Well that’s all for this circus. I have to find a job tomorrow. I’m not even sure how to end this, do I ask for a bedtime story and warm glass of milk? Ask Hef for another Faulkner story or a headline? Ask cursed for more gimmicky ideas? Tell Gonzo how sweet his gravatar is? One of those must be right.

By: cursedcleveland.com

cursedcleveland.com — Wed, 21 May 2008 03:57:47 +0000

If you like that one Fetch, I have many, many more. In football, teams should be able to trade in their timeouts at the end of the game for points.

By: cursedcleveland.com

cursedcleveland.com — Wed, 21 May 2008 03:56:29 +0000

Off topic: I don’t need to worry about having any more kids because sportsgirl has been sitting on my junk for the last hour or so, and I’m pretty sure I’m now sterile. Vegas, what sort of odds do you give me on that being true?

Fixed

By: fetch9

fetch9 — Wed, 21 May 2008 03:56:02 +0000

@ cursed: that’s actually a pretty good/funny idea, but you’d almost have to go all 27 at once.

@hef: I know I seem all level-headed and unbiased, but once you read my guest post about the Twins, it will be so subjective that you’ll want to submit it to FJM

By: Hef

Hef — Wed, 21 May 2008 03:53:43 +0000

Off topic: I don’t need to worry about having any more kids because my laptop has been sitting on my junk for the last hour or so, and I’m pretty sure I’m now sterile. Vegas, what sort of odds do you give me on that being true?

/Resume topic.

By: cursedcleveland.com

cursedcleveland.com — Wed, 21 May 2008 03:53:24 +0000

I’ve also espoused a new baseball format where you get all 27 outs at once.. and the manager of the hitting team can decide how many to use at one time. So after 6 outs, you then take the field and the other team gets as many as they want to use.

By: Hef

Hef — Wed, 21 May 2008 03:52:18 +0000

@Fetch: yes they remove homers because they’re technically not in play.

@Vegas: Jeter’s career BABIP is .363 so yeah.

@Gonzo: I love what you’re wearing right now.

@cursed: That would increase attendance.