Hey, we enjoy Teen Wolf as much as the next guy. Stiles, obviously, ruled. But to legally change your name to that of a movie character? Greg White – yeah, we’d never heard of him, either – is the second NFL player this season to change his name (the other was a slightly bigger deal). Like deaths, name changes come in threes.

Next up: Tashard Choice is going to become Taster’s Choice, LaBrandon Toefield will switch his name to Thumbs and Toefield, and Early Doucet will change his middle name from Joseph to Late, and be known as Early Late Doucet.