Death, Taxes, Colts in the Playoffs
NFL December 19th. 2008, 9:00am
David Garrard’s disastrous fourth quarter – three and out, pick six, eats a sack in the red zone and the clock ran out – coupled with Peyton’s nearly-perfect night (29-of-34, 364 yards) propelled the Colts into the playoffs.
And this is the portion of the blog post where we must eat crow. Back in July, we thought this would finally be the year the Colts took a step back. Through the first two months of the season, it looked like a prescient pick – Indy was reeling at 3-4 and hosting the arch rival Patriots.
(Indy would have been 2-5 if not for the idiotic helicopter antics of Sage Rosenfels who we really hope to bump into at the mall one day. Here’s how the conversation will go: “Oct. 5, 2008, at home, vs. the Colts, and you decide to choke away a massive fourth quarter lead. What the bleepity bleep bleep were you thinking with the heli?” After we pick ourselves up the ground, dazed and bruised from Sage’s right hook, we’ll probably hug it out over an Aunt Annie’s pretzel – no salt. Those things are money.)
In that pivotal NE-Indy game, the Patriots were driving for the go-ahead score when TE David Thomas committed an insanely dumb personal foul penalty that pushed them out of field goal range. On fourth and forever, Cassel was intercepted. Ballgame. (Here’s an awesome stat we just noticed: Thomas, up through the Indy game, had caught a modest nine passes for 93 yards. Since his epic screw-up, he has not caught a pass. Fear the Belichick doghouse.)
The next week, in Pittsburgh, Ben Roethlisberger was in the a giving mood, and threw a pick late in the first half that led to an Indy touchdown, and then he did the same in the final seven minutes of the game, and Indy rallied to win. Both picks handed Manning the ball inside the Pittsburgh 35.
After those two lucky escapes, the Colts hammered lots of inferior competition (none of their last six opponents have had a winning record) and now they’ll be the fifth seed in the playoffs, traveling to New York, Miami, New England or Denver in the first round.
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December 19th, 2008 at 9:04 am
This post is so big of you, TBL. Not petty at all.
/Slips on Romo jersey
December 19th, 2008 at 9:05 am
Street Vendors in Philly > Auntie Ann’s
December 19th, 2008 at 9:06 am
This is where me must eat crow….then list a bunch of excuses for why we ended up being wrong.
/TBL’d
December 19th, 2008 at 9:07 am
*mumbles about fucking garrard*
December 19th, 2008 at 9:08 am
Auntie Anne’s Cinnamin pretzel dipped in chocolate sauce is the bomb. I think there’s heroin in the cinnamin.
December 19th, 2008 at 9:08 am
Reggie Wayne is the man
December 19th, 2008 at 9:09 am
Manning, MVP.
Colts/Cowboys, Super Bowl.
Book it.
December 19th, 2008 at 9:10 am
gonna be really tough for that to happen after Philly beats the Cowboys on the last Sunday and knocks them out of the playoffs.
December 19th, 2008 at 9:11 am
But on a serious note, the Colts will lose to the Titans or Steelers in the divisional round if they can’t find a way to a.) create holes on the right side of their offensive line b.) get two to three defensive stops in the first half of games c.) get Gary Brackett back in their lineup. Leaning on Manning will work against so-so teams like the Jets, Dolphins and Broncos, but not against the better competition.
December 19th, 2008 at 9:12 am
I’ll pray with you to make this happen. But I’m hoping Baltimore just goes ahead and gives us all an early Xmas present tomorrow night.
December 19th, 2008 at 9:12 am
Colts haters have to feel good about the Colts winning next week. That means next week Dungy rests everyone, and the only time the Colts won the Superbowl was when they didn’t rest everyone in the last week.
December 19th, 2008 at 9:13 am
4 out of first 10 from bsanders.
December 19th, 2008 at 9:13 am
**next week = last night.
December 19th, 2008 at 9:14 am
1 out of first 12 from NickP.
/what are we doing?
December 19th, 2008 at 9:15 am
1 out of 14 from Hef.
/why not? TGIF
December 19th, 2008 at 9:16 am
It’s what I do, NickP, it’s what I do.
December 19th, 2008 at 9:17 am
I meant the other homer.
December 19th, 2008 at 9:18 am
Aunt Annie’s pretzel – no salt. Those things are money
those Pretzel Dogs are money
December 19th, 2008 at 9:19 am
/that one?
December 19th, 2008 at 9:20 am
Bush just pushed through the 13 billion dollar auto bailout. Commence the TBL rampage.
December 19th, 2008 at 9:20 am
Eh, shit happens.
December 19th, 2008 at 9:21 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHeZzVgUBLc
Bsanders = Jack Black
Neil Diamond = Peyton Manning
December 19th, 2008 at 9:22 am
For the last five years it has consistently been Colts>Broncos>Patriots>Colts>Broncos…
December 19th, 2008 at 9:22 am
Orange Julius is money
December 19th, 2008 at 9:23 am
You completely missed the point. I harbor no hatred whatsoever for the Colts. I’m making fun of your over the top homerism and need to defend the Colts after even the most innocuous comment by anyone. Even then, my /bsander-ing was used in a lighthearted manner and not meant to be malicious. Much like when Nick P points out that I’m gay.
December 19th, 2008 at 9:23 am
Tampa
- I prefer to think of myself as the Steve Zahn character who can suck his own dick.
December 19th, 2008 at 9:24 am
Manning is the MVP.
I was against the auto bailout until i decided that when you’ve already given out over $1,000,000,000,000 in bailouts so what another 17 Billion? Thats like buying an Escalade but not bothering to get the GPS, you’ve already come so far, just finish the deal.
December 19th, 2008 at 9:26 am
i prefer the cinnamon sugar pretzel’s. they are money.
December 19th, 2008 at 9:27 am
bsanders- My favorite part is when Jack Black rushes Neil Diamond and hes like “I love you Neil, I want to party with you.”
December 19th, 2008 at 9:27 am
Hey, outside of Irish and Dwight Howard, I’ll freely admit I’m probably the biggest homer on this site. No objectivity whatsoever. And I realize the Colts are easy to get sick of because Manning plays/appears to be a robot and they’re kind of the team that just won’t go away. But man, did they suck for a long ass time…
But can we get back to talking about Marisa Tomei’s breasts, please…
December 19th, 2008 at 9:28 am
Tampa
- That movie is severely underrated. I’d love to see the Zahn and Black characters in their own HBO show.
December 19th, 2008 at 9:31 am
So wait. Nick you are joking when you call CRM gay. Im so embarrased, Im sorry CRM, didnt mean to hurt your feelings. Man that beard had me convinced.
December 19th, 2008 at 9:32 am
it’s why he’s an internet superstar, people.
December 19th, 2008 at 9:33 am
http://blogs.wsj.com/autoshow/2008/12/19/autos-bailout-fact-sheet/
auto bailout facts
bush said they can be profitable by march. i fell out of my chair laughing. but what does GWB care? he’ll be long gone, and it’ll be Obama’s decision to champion the cause of the auto industry
December 19th, 2008 at 9:34 am
CRM = Christian Sings the Blues?
/Impressed
December 19th, 2008 at 9:36 am
keep my name outta yo mouf
/irish
December 19th, 2008 at 9:37 am
CRM’s an internet superstar? Then why is he fetching me coffee and washing my car every weekend?
December 19th, 2008 at 9:37 am
@bsanders- it is all about Marcin Gortat this year
December 19th, 2008 at 9:37 am
I still dont understand why they keep calling it a ‘bailout’. It’s a loan, right? They have to pay it back, right?
December 19th, 2008 at 9:38 am
This is awesome.
http://gizmodo.com/5114101/riaa-to-stop-suing-individuals-for-online-piracy
December 19th, 2008 at 9:40 am
Dammit, they already pulled that Oscar screener of Seven Pounds that leaked last night. I was looking forward to seeing how bad it is.
December 19th, 2008 at 9:42 am
So all the Manning = MVP people, so the first half of the season doesn’t count? He was terrible for 7 games, and has been great lately. You must have wanted Tebow to win the heisman too, who also had a very bad 1st half.
Nice contract extension for Garrard Jax, that should work out well.
December 19th, 2008 at 9:43 am
it got 35% on rotten tomatoes bsanders…
I saw Milk on the internets the other day it was very good if you dont mind James Franco and Sean Penn canoodleing
December 19th, 2008 at 9:45 am
@bsanders: It’s the same when people call me racist, which is not true. I mean, I have a black friend! (his name is Tampa)
December 19th, 2008 at 9:46 am
@Coop- MVP by definition means most valuable player, if Manning is not there the colts win 6 games. and now they’ve won 8 in a row.
December 19th, 2008 at 9:46 am
NickP
- He’s the dude with AIDS, right?
December 19th, 2008 at 9:46 am
they’re a perfect match…a city undeserving of a franchise giving a huge contract to a undeserving player.
tho i did see a byron leftwich/garrard matchup from college (marshall vs. ECU) on ESPN classic the other night and it was fuckin’ awesome.
December 19th, 2008 at 9:48 am
Yo mama got AIDS.
December 19th, 2008 at 9:48 am
not a will smith fan, huh? i really like the guy. he was awesome on letterman last night. he’s had a great career. obviously you have to be “entertained” to enjoy the blockbusters, but i am legend has been on HBO this week and i always watch a good hour or so anytime its on.
December 19th, 2008 at 9:50 am
who else deserves it? the first half of the season, peyton had nothing to work with and still did pretty well.
what other candidate is even remotely worthy? brees? kurt warner?
i can’t think of any player, offensive or defensive, who deserves it more. maybe james harrison? haynesworth? thomas jones?
December 19th, 2008 at 9:50 am
Ryan Fitzpatrick?
December 19th, 2008 at 9:51 am
@TBL- ABCD Camp w/ Gandolfini playing Sonny Vaccaro is coming out soon
December 19th, 2008 at 9:53 am
not a will smith fan, huh? i really like the guy. he was awesome on letterman last night.
TBL I dont know why people hate on Will Smith. I grew up watching his shit. Hes awesome. The only dude post Kris Kross who could make a Rap Album without using profane language and go platinum.
December 19th, 2008 at 9:54 am
Outside of the win at Pitt (given away by Ben), they’ve squeaked by the dregs of the NFL, congrats. Lets not forget he was awful against the Browns. I get he’s great, and he’s carried them, but the numbers aren’t there.
James Harrison (/homered), not only because he deserves it but it would be more of a group award for the Steelers defense. Peyton has his MVP, compare that season to this and its not even close.
December 19th, 2008 at 9:54 am
Love Will Smith, hate the Pursuit of Happyness and the cloying that surrounded that production. Seven Pounds has the same director and has a similarly grating storyline. Although, the one thing Tom Cruise will always have over Will Smith is he’s not afraid to play an asshole and hurt his image. See Magnolia, Collateral. I wanna see Will Smith killing some innocent people on screen.
December 19th, 2008 at 9:57 am
how is it that Demarcus Ware is getting no love for MVP? People are always suggesting Haynesworth and Harrison who both are deserving but Ware has 19 sacks! hes had at least 1 sack in every game save for one.
December 19th, 2008 at 9:58 am
Tampa, Lil Bow Wow went platinum.
December 19th, 2008 at 9:58 am
coop…i don’t like the numbers argument, it can be too easily skewed. manning has been far more important than his numbers dictate, even though he has looked pedestrian on occasion.
and even tho harrison is a beast, look at his supporting cast…those LB’s are studs and they have a fantastic DL and a great (albeit grossly overrated) safety in Polamalu. harrison’s supporting cast on D > peyton’s on O, and that’s the difference to me.
keep in mind, peyton hasn’t had jeff saturday almost all season and has had to take over the line adjustment responsibility too, which is huge, and his LT has missed significant time as well. that’s not even mentioning the crapjam at RB.
harrison has been outrageous tho, don’t get me wrong.
December 19th, 2008 at 9:59 am
I wanna see Will Smith killing some innocent people on screen
Men in Black II? What about Wild Wild West?
December 19th, 2008 at 9:59 am
same reason drew brees isn’t mentioned anymore…sure they’re great individuals, but even as good as they are, the team still sucks. ware is the NFC version of harrison, but the cowboys D, even tho they’re surging now, is still pretty weak.
December 19th, 2008 at 10:00 am
30th-ranked running game, makeshift offensive line, defensive that can’t get off the field and has resulted in his offense having 15 fewer possessions than Warner’s and 22 fewer than Brees…’ And I’m pretty sure those two knee surgeries had a bit to do with him being shaky the first seven games. I’m not saying Harrison shouldn’t be considered, I just think Manning or AP deserves it more. Polamalu is every bit as valuable to Pitt as Harrison, which hurts his case.
December 19th, 2008 at 10:01 am
What do you mean? Will Smith plays a black dude in every movie.
/NickP
//see?
December 19th, 2008 at 10:02 am
bsanders have you ever seen six degrees of separation he played this guy.
December 19th, 2008 at 10:02 am
+1 Nick
December 19th, 2008 at 10:03 am
Tampa, Lil Bow Wow went platinum.
He doesnt count.
December 19th, 2008 at 10:04 am
I know Peyton has carried them, but at the same time, through 7 games he had 10 Td’s, 9 picks. He’s stepped up, great, but to give it to him simply because, “well, who else” is a poor argument. He already has 1.5 MVPs, compare those 2003/2004 seasons to this one, its not even remotely close, stat and record wise.
December 19th, 2008 at 10:04 am
Tampa
- Ah, good point, but that was back before anyone knew who he was and he was Mr. Fourth of July. I love the guy, I just wanna see him cap some kids.
December 19th, 2008 at 10:06 am
Just because someone already has a MVP doesnt mean when its tough to pick a winner they shouldnt win it, we will not spread the wealth around!!!!!
/Joe the Plumber’d
December 19th, 2008 at 10:07 am
coop
- He’s going to end up with 4,000 yards, probably 26-27 TD’s with 12 picks and the Colts could finish 12-4. They were 12-4 when he won it in 03 and 12-4 when he won it in 04. His stats are almost exactly the same as 03, except his YPA is down because they have no running game and he’s facing umbrella defenses so he’s had to check it down a lot. YPA is a huge component of passer rating, which is why he’s at 94 instead of 100, which is about what he was in 03.
December 19th, 2008 at 10:08 am
how is it a poor argument? he has the least shitty resume in a collection of really shitty resumes. how can you penalize him for winning in previous years when his numbers were astronomically high and pretty much unreachable? you have to take each year on it’s own, and this year, he’s the best candidate even tho your knocks on him are legit.
December 19th, 2008 at 10:11 am
If you’ve already got 1.5, you do have to do a little more than someone who has none. When you’re Peyton, an average year doesn’t cut it, I expect more. I know the reasons, I know the excuses, but average isn’t good enough.
December 19th, 2008 at 10:13 am
coop…so you’d rather NOT give it to the best candidate because he hasn’t done enough based on previous seasons?
it’s not “MVP of 2008 unless the player is a superstar and did really great things in the past” it’s just “MVP of 2008.” the past can’t effect the decision at all, that’s just absurd.
December 19th, 2008 at 10:15 am
That’s the same logic that kept Jordan from winning the MVP every season and keeps Pujols from winning it every year.
December 19th, 2008 at 10:16 am
Well I would say he’s hardly the BEST candidate, I would consider him a deserving candidate, and in that situation, yes, what you’ve done in the past comes into play.
December 19th, 2008 at 10:21 am
I’d like to give it to AP but he hasn’t scored enough, maybe if he had the Vikings would be 10-4 or 11-3 instead of 9-5
December 19th, 2008 at 10:28 am
I think we can all thank that Coop is not responsible for voting for MVP. I have never seen worse logic used in my entire life.
December 19th, 2008 at 10:40 am
And what’s with this 1.5 shit? Do people say Brett Favre has 2.5 MVP’s? No, they say he has three. He has two MVP’s.
December 19th, 2008 at 10:51 am
I think it’s completely gay that you can tie for MVP. Do what Survivor does, have a fire making competition or something. Co-MVPs? Please.
December 19th, 2008 at 10:52 am
@TBLNo need to state your lust for Will Smith and blockbusters. Anybody who reads it knows that this is your soft spot.
@Tamba bo
Granted. But that role just shows his weakness. The part that he gets right in that movie is the sympathetic and convincing young chap … because he’s just being the charming Will. What doesn’t work is believing he was capable of stirring of that much shit – the other side of the duality that should be inherant in that kind of character. Something more akin to The Grifters maybe? A sick and twisted con-character where he could not hide behind the persona of Will.
December 19th, 2008 at 10:53 am
“Dammit, they already pulled that Oscar screener of Seven Pounds that leaked last night.”
Dude, there are 6000 seeders and 19000 leachers on a single Seven Pounds torrent at Pirate Bay alone. If you want to d-load Seven Pounds, it is a simple task.
http://scrapetorrent.com/Search/index.php?search=seven+pounds&sort=seed&fz=&zs=&cat=
December 19th, 2008 at 10:53 am
cracker jack
- Completely agree. Manning should have won his outright as the Colts swept the Titans and won the AFC South that year, and Barry Sanders shouldn’t have shared his 2,000-yard season MVP with Brett Favre. Maybe Kobe and LeBron will tie for MVP this year!
December 19th, 2008 at 11:02 am
Oh and to stay topical, Peyton is MVP. Sure, it’s a close margin. But how on earth can you discount him based on “he should have been better?”
December 19th, 2008 at 11:04 am
no shot bsanders since Lebron > Kobe.
December 19th, 2008 at 11:14 am
mingusmonk…fantastic name, big jazz fan?
December 19th, 2008 at 11:35 am
I only weigh 185, but I do love jazz.
December 19th, 2008 at 11:45 am
hah…nice.
im a big (figuratively) fan myself…studied jazz in college. hooray for useless majors!