Tim Tebow vs. Mel Kiper
College Football December 21st. 2008, 2:00pm
Tim Tebow recently made an appearance on Mel Kiper’s ESPN radio show where he confronted our favorite helmet-haired analyst as to why he’s been questioning his ability to be a successful quarterback in the NFL:
“You tell me this,†Tebow said. “What do you think I need to do to be an NFL quarterback? You tell me that.€
I like the fire, most guys wouldn’t be so direct with an angry hawk such as Mel.
Kiper’s response:
“You’re just too good with the ball in your hands not to think, Could he be Frank Wycheck? Could he be Chris Cooley? That’s why,†Kiper said. “You’re too good, doing what you do, Tim, running with the football. You’re just too good with the ball in your hands.â€
Last year’s Heisman Trophy winner must have been honored that Mel mentioned him in the same breath as tight ends Frank Wycheck and Chris Cooley. He responded to Kiper’s wimpy critique by pointing out that the quarterback has the ball in his hands every play.
ESPN’s Joe Schad reported that he had a conversation with Tebow in which Tebow said he was mad that people don’t think he’ll be a great NFL quarterback and mad that he didn’t win the Heisman Trophy, and that his anger might motivate him to leave Florida early.
Aw, look at that, selfless, giving volunteers have precious egos too.
In regard to Tebow’s chances in the NFL, there’s been far too much weight being put on what Alex Smith and his tiny hands haven’t done, and will never do with the 49ers. Yeah, he learned under the same system, I get it. But completely different player.
I’m pretty sure Alex Smith is more concerned about the neatness of his sideburns and well-manicured eyebrows than to be bothered with such frivolous things like actually succeeding on the field.
Still, if Tebow was to enter the draft, he’s probably better off slipping several picks anyway. Less pressure, although that philosophy didn’t exactly work out too well for Matt Leinart. But then again, Matty wasn’t so insanely serious, as he opted for playing the bongos on some chick’s ass rather spending his spring break conducting circumcisions.
Tebow Questions Kiper (CollegeFootballTalk)
Tim Tebow Does Not Take Mel Kiper’s Criticism Kindly, Calls Him Out on Air (Fanhouse)
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December 21st, 2008 at 2:03 pm
If he gets drafted as a QB he will be in on what? 3 or 4 plays a game? That’s a “great NFL Quarterback” for ya.
December 21st, 2008 at 2:04 pm
If you think that you are okay going into the season with Jim Harbaugh as your quarterback, then you’re crazy.
/Mel on the Colts not drafting Trent Dilfer–8 months later, the Colts are a dropped Hail Mary away from the Super Bowl
I love the way they scout players. Like the way he and others said that Akili Smith would be great because he can throw the ball 90 yards. And I was thinking, “man, that would come in handy when the team faces a 3rd and 89.”
December 21st, 2008 at 2:07 pm
Akili Smith. Christ. I can’t listen to any of the shit that scouts say about quarterbacks. There is no way to know with that position, too many things to factor in.
December 21st, 2008 at 2:08 pm
who da fuck is mike bell??
December 21st, 2008 at 2:08 pm
Kiper is a fucking Ravens fan. That’s all you need to know about how much of an asshole he is.
December 21st, 2008 at 2:09 pm
I was just about to make a “Mike Bell is shredding the Lions D” post myself.
Remember the undrafted RFA that Shanahan gave the starting job to a couple of years ago.
December 21st, 2008 at 2:10 pm
sportshernia,
Remember when everybody thought that Kyle Boller would be a great quarterback because he could throw the ball 50 yards from his knees?
December 21st, 2008 at 2:10 pm
never mind. fumble reversed.saints ball on the 1.
December 21st, 2008 at 2:12 pm
I’m going to go to New Orleans and personally fuck up Sean Payton. I have Brees and Thomas playing in my fantasy final today and he keeps giving the ball to McCallister, Bell et. al. near the goalline. Fuck you!
December 21st, 2008 at 2:13 pm
makblunt,
I have been in and out of this game. Is Bell playing because Deuce is hurt or is Payton still dicking him over. I mean, they had him in during the first quarter and he’s breaking 18-yard runs. Now Mike Bell is getting his carries?
December 21st, 2008 at 2:17 pm
I’m just looking at gamecenter stats. I have no idea. I’m betting it’s the dick move , tho.
December 21st, 2008 at 2:19 pm
Ha, the ultimate measuring stick for a pro quarterback.
I’m sure Culpepper can throw the ball pretty far downfield with a Buswhacker knawing on his other arm, but that doesn’t tell me it won’t be a pick.
December 21st, 2008 at 2:20 pm
You have my blessing Roeth, I’m sure Jay’s too. You wait until we are elimated from the playoffs to find a balanced offense. good job!
December 21st, 2008 at 2:21 pm
“Jeff George can throw a football through a brick wall”
Yeah, but can he complete it? And can he stop yelling at his coaches long enough to lead an offense?
Crap. Now Whitlock’s pissed.
December 21st, 2008 at 2:22 pm
Not to get all TMQ-ey, but can anyone tell me why Fisher would punt on 4th and 3 at the Pit 37 with under 2:00 left? I cant see the game, so maybe weathere was a factor? I think Fisher is great, but thats a couple of questionable decisions in back to back weeks now….
December 21st, 2008 at 2:25 pm
49ers HOF QB Jim Druckenmiller.
December 21st, 2008 at 2:26 pm
Come on lions, just 90 minutes to immortality….
December 21st, 2008 at 2:26 pm
Or is that absolute mortality?
December 21st, 2008 at 2:26 pm
Get the Zima ready, 76 bucs
December 21st, 2008 at 2:28 pm
wtf is a Nugget Alert?
December 21st, 2008 at 2:28 pm
saints up 28-7. Drew Brees is now 512 yards short of 5,000. Does he get it? Kurt Warner only has 30 yards passing and needs 680 more. He sucks.
December 21st, 2008 at 2:32 pm
tallguy, I think it means Siragusa has to take a dump, though I shudder to think about that
December 21st, 2008 at 2:32 pm
Hermit – the Titans were going downwind, but it would still have been an iffy FG. Also, the Titans have failed to pick up a bunch of 3rd downs on the 2 to 4 yard range. I’m guessing he just didn’t want to give the Steelers a shorter field in the 2 minute offense. Watching the game, no one (including me) seemed to question it.
December 21st, 2008 at 2:33 pm
rode warner at QB in 2 of my three leagues all season and he’s not doing jack squat in the snow. i PRAY he plays in the second half down 28-0.
what a disaster my three finals are turning out to be.
December 21st, 2008 at 2:36 pm
Well, Fisher is probably the best coach in the league, so I’d certainly be stupid to question him too much
December 21st, 2008 at 2:36 pm
Dick Enberg just said, “They love Tyler Thigpen in Kansas City”. No Dick, it’s 10 degrees and all of the players are afraid of contact right now. No tackling whatsoever. Stadium is 1/2 full at best. This game is a joke.
December 21st, 2008 at 2:40 pm
nwilson – if you want to see “no effort”, you should flip over and watch the Cardinals in a snow storm. I think they quit during warmups.
December 21st, 2008 at 2:42 pm
That’s just the thing. The Dolphins are going to blow there season on the chefs. That will hurt all off season…
At least the Cardinals are in and don’t have to give a shit.
December 21st, 2008 at 2:44 pm
looking like next sunday, 4 and 8 pm games are going to be for playoff spots.
dallas vs. philly at 4
jets vs. dolphins at 8
looks like maybe both winners are in, and the losers are out.
December 21st, 2008 at 2:47 pm
thank you randy moss! 76 yard TD!
December 21st, 2008 at 2:48 pm
.
I’m guessing none of those 4 teams make the playoffs.
December 21st, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Ben to Ward up the seam – TD Steelers.