Might close the year with Megan Fox week … is Alan Greenspan drunk? … avalanche buries eight snowmobilerseminent domain, what a joke … Kristin Bell in a bikini – nice toilet … finding humor in the collapse of the US economy … an on-the-ground look at six businesses that are struggling in the recession … Oprah gets the wool pulled over her eyes, again … Hank Paulson’s kid is asking for local money (read: bailout) to fund a minor league baseball park

The Detroit Lions coaching history is worth a laugh. (The Dumbing of America)

Cedric Benson ends the season with a flourish. (Bengals.com)

Why Phil Savage is out as GM in Cleveland. (Plain-Dealer)

Norwood was drooling. (Sports Hernia)

Another Boston team is streaking: Eight straight for the Bruins. (Herald)

Former Florida guard Jai Lucas transfers to Texas. (Burnt Orange Nation)

Chin up, Detroit – the Dolphins turned 1-15 into 11-5. (One More Dying Quail)

Ohio State loses prized freshman hoops recruit to transfer. (Plain-Dealer)

OJ Mayo’s Facebook implores you to vote him to the All-Star game; strange scene unfolds in the comments. (Sports Culture)

Darko finally has a good game (14 points), but of course breaks his knuckle in the process, is out 4-6 weeks. (3 Shades of Blue)

NBA players and charities – the news isn’t exactly great. (Salt Lake Tribune)

It should be clear that Parcells went to Mort to essentially let the NFL world know that he’ll be a free agent soon. (ESPN)

Are the Eagles the new Phillies? (The Good Point)

Even though the Broncos lost badly last night, this slightly old story about RB Tatum Bell working at a mall kiosk is awesome. (Rocky Mountain News)