Sharks trump celebrities, so your girl had to be buried after the jump … Katy “I kissed a girl” Perry wears a bikini surprisingly well …no Dark Knight in China … in case you’re looking to add new, helpful bookmarks … the Donald is upset at the hottest CNBC anchor … Sarah Palin’s daughter gives birth … Jerry O’Connell makes another funny (though you may vomit at the end) … GMAC gets its bailout funds …

Men in kayak bump into Great White Shark. Terrifying. (Telegraph)

Reggie Evans – the man who once grabbed Chris Kaman’s family jewels – gets a technical for slapping Kyle Korver on the buttocks. (NESW Sports)

Eliza Dushku’s fall from pitcher Brad Penny to this clown is pathetic. (Page Six)

Mitch Williams to the MLB Network. (700 Level)

Baron Davis wants to go back to the Warriors. Told Stack Jack as much. (Can’t Stop the Bleeding)

Taunt CP3 at your own peril. (Deadspin)

Wondering if the MLS could use a little more WAG. (Soccer Training Info)

Northwestern pushes heavily-favored Missouri to overtime before falling in the Alamo Bowl. (Tribune)

Top 10 columnist errors in 2008. (Real Clear Sports)

Vikings fan, oh ye of little faith. (Tiger Woods Fist Pump)

Like families pawning the silver to get through a tight spot, states such as Minnesota, New York, Massachusetts and Illinois are thinking of selling or leasing toll roads, parks, lotteries and other assets to raise desperately needed cash. (AP)

For those sorry to see Mangini leave, you never want to hear this from a player after a season-ending loss: “They had a completely different scheme than what we saw the first time,” nose tackle Kris Jenkins said. “They threw some new wrinkles in there, some things we weren’t up on.” (NY Daily News)