When we’re too lazy to look for celebrities frolicking, we’ll just post funny photos sent in by readers … the kind of stuff nieces and nephews dream about … mental note: Never talk about where the safest spot is to sit on an airplane (especially if you’re muslim) … the black-and-white twins story is cool … John Travlota’s teenage son dies

Lisa Salters got dissed by Joe Paterno even though it was in his contract to talk to her. (Farther off the Wall)

Love the ladies of Oregon. (The Wiz of Odds)

The 2008 recap of athletes in Vegas. (Norm)

Marbury not going to the Celtics. (NY Post)

Too meta: MLB live-blogs the launch of the MLB network. (MLB.com)

Kobe nets 40, Lakers top Jazz. (LA Times)

Schizophrenic Rockets come out flat, get hammered by Raptors. (Star)

South Carolina upends No. 19 Baylor; previously-unbeaten Stanford loses at home to ASU by 30. (Yahoo)

There has to be more important happenings in Houston than Roger Clemens, right? (Chronicle)

Colts fans are tickled that Manning’s the MVP. (Stampede Blue)

Will anyone recognize the newspaper of the future? (Boston Phoenix via Romenesko)

Z’s out for a month; Cavs respond by beating the Bulls on the strength of LeBron’s triple-double. (Plain-Dealer)

Vince Carter hits long three at the buzzer, New Jersey surprises Atlanta. (NY Times)