Colt McCoy’s Girlfriend, Rachel Glandorf, is Having a Much Better Evening
College Football January 5th. 2009, 10:15pm
This is Colt McCoy’s girlfriend (aka Rachel Glandorf) just moments after the Heisman hopeful was sacked for what looked like an 87-yard loss. She put on her best ‘I-think-I’m-supposed-to-be-upset’ face, but who is she kidding? That was clearly her ‘I-hope-my-jawline-looks-flawless-because-I’m-on-camera’ face.
Now is the brunette McCoy’s sister? She looked like she was secretly loving the failure. We’ll just call her Jeannie Bueller.
Keeping with the Bueller theme, the Longhorns look tighter than Cameron Fry taking the SATs inside a strip club.
Finally, no one has the closing speed to catch/sack Terrelle Pryor. He keeps avoiding 5-yard losses and turning them into first downs. Ed Rooney hates it.
And for the hell of it, a couple more of that blonde chick….
This one is for TampaBo because she appears to be climaxing happy…
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January 5th, 2009 at 10:18 pm
Good thing McCoy can throw a football, because otherwise he’d had no shot at landing a girl like that. He’s one fugly QB.
January 5th, 2009 at 10:18 pm
have*
/Special needs’d
January 5th, 2009 at 10:18 pm
Now is the brunette McKoy’s sister?
Did you forget to take the shower after the shit? Ahhh, booze. Sweet, delicious booze.
January 5th, 2009 at 10:20 pm
That’s all me, you can blame New Years Eve.
January 5th, 2009 at 10:23 pm
Holy shit, that girl is listed as six foot on her Baylor athletics page (pops up first in Google image search). That’d be awesome.
January 5th, 2009 at 10:23 pm
another dumb personal foul penalty.
kudos to SH for the screen grab, as well as a reader who sent one in
January 5th, 2009 at 10:24 pm
TD McCoy! Nice run there
How could FOX not cut to his family and girlfriend?
January 5th, 2009 at 10:25 pm
Can officials see the difference between hitting someone in the shoulder and the head? There’s a big difference.. Did he lead with the helmet though? I don’t know.
January 5th, 2009 at 10:25 pm
Damn, Sports Hernia. Sorry about that. I totally understand. Any screw up I make can be blamed on the super-extended holiday break. I worked one day between 12/23 and 1/4 which means I was a wreck. I’m too old to do this anymore. Oddly enough, I was in bed by 10:30 on NYE. Too much during the 4 o’clock KU game.
To answer your question… yes, I’m almost certain that is his sister. Look at the jaw and cheeks compared to Mama McCoy. And by the way, good job Mr. McCoy. Nice looking wife you have there.
January 5th, 2009 at 10:26 pm
McCoy’s parents must’ve booted that brunette. She’s dying to play the jealous villain on The Hills.
January 5th, 2009 at 10:26 pm
are you kidding TBL? They shown the 800 times already
January 5th, 2009 at 10:27 pm
Even my parents find the drinkability commercials annoying. And, this:
“How many times is that dipshit going to say Jordan Shipley is Colt McCoy’s roommate?”
January 5th, 2009 at 10:27 pm
I’m probably in the minority, but I’de rather bang the sister.
January 5th, 2009 at 10:27 pm
Also, Colt’s maybe sister had Daddy’s shoulders, nose and neck. P
January 5th, 2009 at 10:28 pm
my mom said that by the way
January 5th, 2009 at 10:28 pm
I wonder if the other receivers think they come up with super secret plays together.
January 5th, 2009 at 10:29 pm
cgb - Why not both?
/Tampa Bo’d
January 5th, 2009 at 10:30 pm
My buddy on the bass drum in the UT band (the one with the beard) is getting a lot of camera time.
January 5th, 2009 at 10:31 pm
What a bullshit penality
January 5th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
Keep an eye on the spurs TBL, they’re quietly winning games.
January 5th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
January 5th, 2009 at 10:36 pm
mccoy has thrown 37 passes already? it’s not even midway through the 3rd!
January 5th, 2009 at 10:37 pm
Wow what the fuck was that handoff on 3rd and 28?
January 5th, 2009 at 10:38 pm
And to think.. USC manhandled this defense. The Trojan fans will be boasting big-time this week about getting first place votes.
January 5th, 2009 at 10:39 pm
Damn, the OSU pressure is really disrupting the Texas offense. Where the hell was that their last two BCS games?
January 5th, 2009 at 10:39 pm
Someone get spence
January 5th, 2009 at 10:41 pm
Aside form Kansas these Big 12 offenses have looked rather pedestrian in these bowl games. Coincidence?
January 5th, 2009 at 10:42 pm
Kansas is incredible? Glad we agree.
January 5th, 2009 at 10:42 pm
way to piss away great field position tOSU
January 5th, 2009 at 10:43 pm
The Trojan fans will be boasting big-time this week about getting first place votes. Cursed
I was thinking the same thing in the first half. Granted, the USC game was four months ago, but damn, except for the one drive, I am superimpressed with OSU’s D and agreeing with the masses that Texas’ O was a result of the Big 12 schedule. At this point, I think OSU is going to run out of gas and the score may get more lopsided than the first 3 quarters warranted. OSU needs a huge play on O. Not happening this series.
January 5th, 2009 at 10:43 pm
Texas is so lucky they’re going up against a freshman QB (not unlike what happened three years ago with the roles reversed). Does anyone think Texas would be winning this game if Pryor was even a sophomore?
January 5th, 2009 at 10:43 pm
Bucks are destined to lose this game, but man Texas is a fraud.
January 5th, 2009 at 10:46 pm
OSU D looks gassed right now. They’ve been on the field the whole quarter
January 5th, 2009 at 10:46 pm
Texas playing down to their competition again. Fuck and shit.
January 5th, 2009 at 10:48 pm
Kansas is incredible? Glad we agree. Fetch
Best ever! Wait till next year. QB, 1,2, and 3 WRs, and RB are back (missing 3 Olinemen).
Aside form Kansas these Big 12 offenses have looked rather pedestrian in these bowl games. Coincidence? Rs
No. Big 12 D’s suck. There is no denying in the face of yet another Big 12 heavy O not doing what they did all season in the bowls. I just think OSU is getting tired on D. I would love to see USC play Texas. After this… USC in a waltz. Again, I will point to Whitlock claiming after Mizzou’s lackluster bowl victory that the country has figured out the Big 12 spread. It happens. The triple option and run ‘n shoot died similar fates.
January 5th, 2009 at 10:48 pm
so ohio quit at halftime? texas dominating the third qtr. 17-6 here and it may be over. OSU isn’t a team built to rally.
January 5th, 2009 at 10:48 pm
COSBY!
January 5th, 2009 at 10:48 pm
damn. look at how gassed the OSU defense is. gotta work Wells big-time here, and go for it on 4th down
January 5th, 2009 at 10:49 pm
You can blame this game squarely on the Ohio State offense. They’ve hung their defense out to dry.
January 5th, 2009 at 10:49 pm
KC you coming to Austin for Texas/Kansas next year?
January 5th, 2009 at 10:50 pm
Or maybe they just aren’t that good?
January 5th, 2009 at 10:50 pm
No TBL, OSU has a frosh QB and no wr’s.. that’s not a team built to win big games. Defense played magnificently, but offense won’t let them rest.
Again, no doubt in my mind we’re winning with an experienced TP.
January 5th, 2009 at 10:52 pm
January 5th, 2009 at 10:52 pm
Again, no doubt in my mind we’re winning with an experienced TP.
So what you are saying is Texas is better? How will Pryor’s being a Soph. help “shitty” receivers.
January 5th, 2009 at 10:53 pm
crucial 3rd down here to open the fourth. can’t allow that tired defense to get back on the field, i think this is 2 down territory.
January 5th, 2009 at 10:55 pm
Sterlin..check out our recruiting rankings.. and Posey is sweet. Did you watch the All-American game?
January 5th, 2009 at 10:55 pm
Pretty good catch by a “shitty” WR there.
January 5th, 2009 at 10:56 pm
ROBO!
January 5th, 2009 at 10:56 pm
its funny, cause the QB that can throw a forward pass didnt have a problem hitting the “shitty” senior WR.
January 5th, 2009 at 10:56 pm
yeah, the OSU WRs suck. that was a phenomenal catch. the Brians are a good pair of WRs - probably a top 15 tandem in the country.
nice throw by boeckman; TP can’t even throw an out pattern
January 5th, 2009 at 10:56 pm
They need to pound the rock on first down.
January 5th, 2009 at 10:57 pm
Bsanders..nice possession wr (who dropped a key pass against LSU that would have had us in charge). But he cannot get open down the field. We don’t have any gamebreakers at the position.
January 5th, 2009 at 10:57 pm
no, but you cant hang your hat on 1. Pryor following a smooth upward projection to his second year when he will apparently be throwing to freshmen. He cant pass when throwing to seniors who have progressed and gotten more experience.
January 5th, 2009 at 10:57 pm
it’s because TP’s a frosh. He won’t know how to throw until next year.
January 5th, 2009 at 10:57 pm
Thomas shouldn’t be celebrating that
January 5th, 2009 at 10:58 pm
KC you coming to Austin for Texas/Kansas next year? Lance
Ever since the Big 12 came into the world, we have always talked about making it to Austin for a football or hoops game. Of course, we never made it. Austin is a place I need to get to before my liver fails. I have never heard a negative word about Austin. Even from the Red Dirt Eating Oklahomans. You have planted a seed in my head…
January 5th, 2009 at 10:59 pm
You guys need to watch a little more than a few Buckeye games before you come on here and start acting like you know our players. You trash on OSU all year long, then now our weakness is suddenly our strength?
I’m not saying I don’t like Hartline or Robo.. but they are not Ginn/Holmes and Gonzo. Not even close.
January 5th, 2009 at 10:59 pm
I will be pleasantly surprised if OSU can stop Texas here
January 5th, 2009 at 10:59 pm
cursed
- True. It helps to be throwing to Ted Ginn and Anthony Gonzalez. That’s a college pairing that doesn’t suck.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:00 pm
Lance -
Sidenote… what is the Continental Room? I assume it is a bar off 6th that is smallerish and hosts livebands.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:00 pm
Texas is the better team, no doubt. I’m happy we didn’t get embarrassed. But Texas isn’t winning any first place votes with this matchup. OSU had a nice defensive scheme. Our offense killed us, as it has all season.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:01 pm
If this is the only game you’ve seen, you should still think Robiskie sucks.
If you’ve seen every game, you’d know he’s probably the worst 3 year starting WR the school has ever produced.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:01 pm
Im not necessarly trashing, but at the first sign of trouble, it isnt “Texas is better than OSU” for the OSU homers here. Its, UT blows cause they arent winning by 40 and Pryor will pwn in ‘09 with experience and its all the receivers fault.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:02 pm
Can someone answer this for me..Why if Boeckman is in the game do you have Pryor running routes? Wouldn’t it be easier to put a reciever in there? I know it’s tipping your hand but it seems dumb to me to have a guy out there that Boeckman won’t throw to.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:02 pm
This second half also needs more shots of the McCoy clan than either the vest or brown.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:05 pm
Jesus, McCoy…throw it the fuck away.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:06 pm
Sterlin, there were no OSU fans that felt good about this game. Their message board, which three years ago would have been 100% pro-OSU, has not gone the other way. Everyone loves Tressel’s recruiting these last three years.. but other than that, they want new coordinators.
Which Buckeye fans were predicting a win? I was praying we’d keep it close.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:07 pm
sorry rs, no answer for you. its dumb to have pryor run routes, unless they are setting up a trick play.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:10 pm
I never said OSU fans were predicting a win or even being positive about the game. I was talking about the attitude as a whole.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:10 pm
Huge stop. Now how does Ohio State score a TD?
January 5th, 2009 at 11:10 pm
HAHa ok, I’m testy right now. For obvious reasons. Not fun to watch your team not be able to pick up first downs with a guy like Beanie Wells on your team.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:11 pm
KC I don’t know what the continental room is, if it’s one of those “step-up” bars, I won’t go near it. Never feel comfortable in them. There better be something more than a shitty cover band on that stage for me to go in.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:12 pm
Cursed my buddy honest to god thought OSU was going to win by a touchdown. I was going to bet him but he wouldn’t go any lower than a 10 point spread, pussy.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:12 pm
Is your buddy Jim Bollman? (Get him outttttt)
January 5th, 2009 at 11:13 pm
If I rambled earlier I’m sorry I’ve had a few
January 5th, 2009 at 11:14 pm
Lance, you’ve never been to Continental Club on south Congress? are you new to Austin?
January 5th, 2009 at 11:14 pm
I wish I would have called Robo shitty during last year’s LSU game.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:16 pm
OHHHHH one of the several classic country bars here. It didn’t ring a bell right away and I thought it was one of those $ocialite bars that came here with all the new high-rise condos.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:16 pm
Saw Dale Watson there once.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:16 pm
We’re finally using TP like Pat White!!
January 5th, 2009 at 11:16 pm
this is how you run an offense with Terell Pryor. Only took 3 and a half quarters
January 5th, 2009 at 11:17 pm
It’s been 3 years, Tress. When are you going to learn not to run Maurice b/w the tackles?!?!!?
January 5th, 2009 at 11:18 pm
whats up with the personal sideline pieces in the 4th quarter. Shut up.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:18 pm
bail out city
January 5th, 2009 at 11:18 pm
Clown -
How is it? I’ve had friends swear up and down they have a good time there listening to bands.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:19 pm
rs..they were expecting a blowout..those producers did the research, damnit they’re going to get it in broadcast!!
January 5th, 2009 at 11:19 pm
rasta is garbage.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:19 pm
Uh oh…mini meltdown here for UT.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:19 pm
Good, one of Texas td’s was based on a huge 15 yarder. We’re even.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:20 pm
its a game again
January 5th, 2009 at 11:20 pm
He’s unstoppable. Give him a watch commercial.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:20 pm
Tim Ryan F’ing called it. That’s some great analysis.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:21 pm
like we said, keep TP at WR!!!!!!!!
January 5th, 2009 at 11:21 pm
KC - cool rockabilly vibe. Been around forever, I’d recommend a trip.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:21 pm
now that was fucking cool
January 5th, 2009 at 11:21 pm
OSU’s D is getting rested.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:21 pm
nice play. ugh
January 5th, 2009 at 11:22 pm
Nice foreshadowing
January 5th, 2009 at 11:22 pm
That should of been a pick if the defender had ever looked for the ball…dummy
January 5th, 2009 at 11:22 pm
I guess they are going to throw to Pryor.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:22 pm
are the buckeyes gonna have a QB who can complete a forward pass next year? Using Pryor as a runner, WR, occasional duck slinger could be a solid offense (Im being serious)
January 5th, 2009 at 11:22 pm
Would have been nice to have Beanie in there for the two pointer.. Even if he was a decoy. Damn injuries.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:23 pm
Does this make Pryor the best WR on the team?
January 5th, 2009 at 11:23 pm
Dammit this is why I should be an offensive coordinator.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:23 pm
Clown -
Click on my name. They play there when they tour. Usually, a two nighter. I hear tremendous good times have occured.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:24 pm
Sterlin, TP had horrible mechanics and didn’t report till July. He wasn’t supposed to play much this year. He has a better motion now than Vince Young did as a red shirt soph.. cut him some slack here.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:25 pm
@Spence:
You guys have a rare talent in Pryor. I said earlier in the year that I thought be would lead OSU to a national title his jr year and I am more confident now. This kid is only a true freshman. He is a bigger, stronger VY. He certainly needs to work on his mechanics but he is so young he should have that fixed by year 3. He’s a beast.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:26 pm
If OSU doesn’t put in some kind of spread offense for Pryor next year, Tressel should be fired.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:27 pm
McCoy really doesn’t feel the pressure from the backside very well. He’ll take more sacks than David Carr if he doesn’t get better at that before he goes to the NFL.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:30 pm
Nobody will take more sacks than David Carr
January 5th, 2009 at 11:31 pm
McCoy will never have the opportunity to take sacks in the NFL
January 5th, 2009 at 11:31 pm
Tim Green is the best analyst in football.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:31 pm
Is there a better wideout in college football than RoBo??
January 5th, 2009 at 11:32 pm
Texas is fucked now.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:32 pm
Tim Ryan?
January 5th, 2009 at 11:32 pm
Even Robiskie looks good against Big 12 defenses
/tOSU fans
January 5th, 2009 at 11:33 pm
Speilman actually breaks down more football than you’d ever want. Very good at actually talking football to a fringe audience
January 5th, 2009 at 11:33 pm
Oh Tim Ryan. Forget that I’m talking.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:33 pm
Just hope they didn’t score too early.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:33 pm
think they let them score when they got inside the 20?
January 5th, 2009 at 11:33 pm
robiskie sucks only when it suits our argument
/tOSU fans
January 5th, 2009 at 11:34 pm
Texas is fradulent!
/TBL’d
January 5th, 2009 at 11:34 pm
fraudulent?
January 5th, 2009 at 11:35 pm
That was one of the biggest cop out calls in the history of college football.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:36 pm
robo struggles getting separation, but no one questions his hands
January 5th, 2009 at 11:36 pm
When did Jackie Smith start dropping passes for tOSU? Thought he only did that for the Cowboys to win Super Bowls
January 5th, 2009 at 11:37 pm
Gods…true story…still can’t pass for shit right now tho.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:37 pm
well, things are looking good for OSU +9.5. can always have a quick TD and then a pick-six to kill it, so definitely not over. i think mccoy wins this for UT anyway
January 5th, 2009 at 11:38 pm
Malcom Jenkins is going to make some NFL team very happy.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:38 pm
holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit
January 5th, 2009 at 11:40 pm
funny, i thought the whole Texas/TEch Tech losing in bowl games would mean that oklahoma is up shit’s creek, but i doubt that’s true.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:40 pm
this 2 minute drill is fun to watch
January 5th, 2009 at 11:42 pm
spencer: Why didn’t he follow DickRod to UM? What was the reason he didn’t? All the press (I thought) b4 he signed said he was going to go w/ DickRod to WVU, then to UM?
PS: I was wrong about them on the other post. They showed some major heart getting back into this thing. I thought they were done (as did about 80% of the people watching)
January 5th, 2009 at 11:42 pm
thats a bad spot
January 5th, 2009 at 11:42 pm
thats a terrible spot!
January 5th, 2009 at 11:42 pm
nevermind I think they got the spot right.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:42 pm
can they replay a spot under 2 mins in college?
January 5th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
whew, the longhorns live
January 5th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
everything is reviewed in college
January 5th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
Thank you Iowa and OSU for showing the Big 10 has some, not a lot, but some respect still.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
that’s not a bad spot
January 5th, 2009 at 11:44 pm
I think he got it, but Tim Ryan just used the worst depth perception angle possible ton conclude he got it.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:44 pm
Tim Ryan is also sitting on the 40 so he had the best angle.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:45 pm
He was basing it off the replay, lol. He didn’t say anthing until the replay.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:46 pm
WOW
January 5th, 2009 at 11:46 pm
Oh. My. God.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:46 pm
First things first — If the blonde is McCoy’s girlfriend, she’s better looking tonight than any other picture I’ve ever seen of her. YOW-ZA!
Second, if tOSU pulls this out (up four, 2:05 to play), can we all agree the Big XII is CONSISTENTLY the most overrated conference in the country? 3-3 bowl record with the three wins coming against Minnesota and Clemson (both finished 7-6) and Northwestern (in OT). Against the spread, the Big XII is 1-5 with Nebraska being the only team to cover.
How about this? Offensive production is easy to guage. Points and yards are easy to measure and fan-friendly … everyone loves the shootouts. Defense is tougher. Stats are stats, but they don’t tell the whole story on defense. For example, Texas had the No. 2 rush defense in the nation but the stat was obviously skewed — Big XII teams really didn’t run the ball, and Texas got up so early teams had to abandon the run to try to play catch-up. And, tonight, tOSU has something like 200 yards on the ground with only a half of Beanie Wells. My point is, it’s easier for pollsters and TV folks (I’m looking at you, ESPN) to say the Big XII is great because of the points they score, but teams that play tough D get underrated.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:46 pm
Opps…nevermind.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:46 pm
fuck yeah
January 5th, 2009 at 11:46 pm
OH SHIT!!
January 5th, 2009 at 11:47 pm
Just ran across the house to hug my dad.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:47 pm
uhhhh, where were the safeties? how do you have EVERYONE on the line???
January 5th, 2009 at 11:47 pm
HOOK ‘EM
January 5th, 2009 at 11:47 pm
Great call by Vacgersian, but dumb play by Cosby, Ohio State is going to get a shot to tie this game. Still have 2 timeouts.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:48 pm
id put pryor back to run the kick back
January 5th, 2009 at 11:48 pm
OH SHIT! SPENCER SHOOT YOUR SELF THE GUN IS LOADED!!!!)))10!
January 5th, 2009 at 11:48 pm
That sucks, but at least Texas has no business bitching about the national championship now.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:48 pm
Good game, Texas. Still don’t know how that bunch of hack-frauds beat Oklahoma, though.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:48 pm
Great post by pistol pete..whoops. Hilarious.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:49 pm
would YOU follow dick rod to that program?
and fuck me sideways that killed me
January 5th, 2009 at 11:49 pm
That was a pussy ass attempt for a tackle/push
January 5th, 2009 at 11:49 pm
wonder if Texas still covers. need a defensive TD here. wouldn’t surpsise me in the least
January 5th, 2009 at 11:49 pm
Well good game Texas. But I still think you had a chance to convince AP voters tonight and you certainly didn’t. Fun game. We need a new offensive coordinator.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:50 pm
they have shot here. They can use the whole field. Let’s see if they can complete a pass though
January 5th, 2009 at 11:50 pm
Ballgame
January 5th, 2009 at 11:51 pm
shit, i thought he was going to fumble that lol
will ed reed pick this and run it back?
January 5th, 2009 at 11:51 pm
That’s just about right, Boeckman.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:51 pm
Oh there’s going to be massive amounts of ‘tang out in Austin tonight. Oh to be young and dumb again.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:51 pm
That is just terrible play calling. You are down by 3. Put Pryor back in at QB to make a play with his legs and hopefully get you in field goal range with a second left. If that doesn’t work then put Boeckman in to bomb one final pass to TP.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:51 pm
Way to end your career on a high note.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:51 pm
I think Beanie’s health was devasting to our chances in the 2nd half. But a good showing nonetheless.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:52 pm
Anyone who votes Texas #1 should have their vote revoked
Damn, fantastic showing by Ohio State here tonight…would have been nice for the conference to pull it out but I’m guessing it will all be chalked up to “Texas not caring” right internet?
January 5th, 2009 at 11:53 pm
cbg: We needed 35 yards to get in FG range. Is Pryor going to run that far in 11 seconds?
January 5th, 2009 at 11:53 pm
Kordell Stewart and Michael Westbrook would have made that play
January 5th, 2009 at 11:53 pm
Yes!!! Yes yes yes yes yes! Thank you god! Clearly He hates ohio state fans as much as the rest of the country!
January 5th, 2009 at 11:53 pm
That couldn’t have ended any better for a Texas and Big Ten hater. Big Ten loses, Texas looks like ass. I’ll take it.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:53 pm
i’ll take it!
January 5th, 2009 at 11:53 pm
McCoy’s Girlfriend: “I don’t know what’s going on here, but god I hope I looked good on t.v.”
January 5th, 2009 at 11:53 pm
would YOU follow dick rod to that program?
I understand. The only place DickRod is leading someone is to the gates of hell
spencer: I was wrong about them on the other post. They showed some major heart getting back into this thing. I thought they were done (as did about 80% of the people watching)
I take it all back.
/not really. That had to suck. Been there & felt that before.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:54 pm
There’s no such thing as God.
And the unemployment line is over here.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:54 pm
Couldn’t happen to a better bunch of guys … and by that I mean Ohio State losing … not Texas winning. Cheatin’ Jim Tressel and His Faggoty Sweater Vest (copyrighted by Pistol Pete, Inc.) gag away another one.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:54 pm
If OU wins a tight ugly game I could see UT still getting votes. OSU is not a bad team. Their defense really came to play tonight. I hope TP can learn to throw cause he would be just about unstoppable.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:55 pm
Who the hell was Texas guy saying they proved wrong? The people that figured they should be in the Title game?
January 5th, 2009 at 11:57 pm
@Pistol: I thought you were writing a post on how you heard Kevin Duckworth just died
January 5th, 2009 at 11:57 pm
ey guys whats do weed and the Buckeyes have in common?…They both get smoked in Bowls. HA! HA! RIGHT NICK! RIGHT Cursed CLeveland! AHAHAHA!
January 5th, 2009 at 11:57 pm
@NickP it says he runs his 40 yard dash in 4.4. Tack on a generous 5 seconds for pads and yeah I say its doable.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:57 pm
Someone was seriously saying that…you were 10 points favorites, everyone and their mother thought they were going to win
January 5th, 2009 at 11:59 pm
What does Ohio State have in common with no other college team? A number one recruiting class!!! yep, that’s all I got tonight. Good game Clown, fun and entertaining. Beanie injured and a true frosh at QB didn’t help. We need a new offensive coordinator. There’s just no way around it.
But something tells me we’ll be in good shape these next few years:)
January 6th, 2009 at 12:00 am
Nice to see that “epic” Ohio State defense really step up on Texas’ last drive. They’re sooooooooooo good!
January 6th, 2009 at 12:01 am
Sportsgal, good to see you’re not fucking dudes for once and am contributing to the message board with typical female perspective.
January 6th, 2009 at 12:01 am
RIGHT Cursed!? RIGHT!?
January 6th, 2009 at 12:01 am
Hey, the Ohio State built in excuse for big games! It’s a lock!
January 6th, 2009 at 12:01 am
Yes you’re still in the Big 10. You can rack up 7 wins right there.
January 6th, 2009 at 12:02 am
/USC for AP Nat’l Champ!
January 6th, 2009 at 12:02 am
Well Quiz, he was the best player on the field by far. That’s a pretty legit excuse no? Or are you one that says that stuff doesn’t matter. Like New England would be out of the playoffs without Brady right?
January 6th, 2009 at 12:03 am
RS have you looked at the SEC next year? Florida has 8 guaranteed wins.
January 6th, 2009 at 12:03 am
Ok that was hilarious.
And also Mack, you can’t vote Texas number one, dummy. You HAVE to vote for Oklahoma or Florida. Idiot.
January 6th, 2009 at 12:03 am
hook ‘em and good night.
January 6th, 2009 at 12:04 am
Just messing with you. How dare you say that when Florida has Florida International and Florida Atlantic on the schedule. There are no gimmes when the battle of Florida takes place.
January 6th, 2009 at 12:04 am
haha.
January 6th, 2009 at 12:04 am
Beanie’s vag only seems to act up in games against top five teams. Kinda odd.
January 6th, 2009 at 12:05 am
Then maybe he should stop being a bitch and play against USC and finish the game against Texas. Not those teams’ fault Tressel didn’t recruit a RB that could stay healthy. Not a legit excuse.
January 6th, 2009 at 12:07 am
I would pummel the shit out of Colt McCoy’s girlfriend. With my penis that is.
January 6th, 2009 at 12:07 am
HAHAAHA! RIGHT SPortsgal!? RIGHT!?
January 6th, 2009 at 12:07 am
LaDanion Tomlinson sees nothing wrong with this
January 6th, 2009 at 12:08 am
What does Ohio State have in common with no other college team? A number one recruiting class!!! yep, that’s all I got tonight
But something tells me we’ll be in good shape these next few years:)
cursed: I’m confused. Did you go to Notre Dame or tOSU, because you sound like one of the ND dickwads with your stupid recruiting class comments and excuses for losing
January 6th, 2009 at 12:09 am
More bowl losses to come for sure!
January 6th, 2009 at 12:10 am
Yeah, I was tired after all those incredibly amazing fuck sessions! I took a break just to come on here and discuss the failure that is Ohio State and Big 10 football!
January 6th, 2009 at 12:12 am
Yeah, I was tired after all those incredibly amazing fuck sessions!
SO you found Work!?
January 6th, 2009 at 12:14 am
JPQ, yes, on further review, I don’t start sounding like a Notre Dame fan till I bring up grades. But yes, my last comment was pretty close.
And Quizz, if the best player not being on the field doesn’t constitute an excuse, than remove the term from the dictionary. I hate when people talk about no excuses in sports. There’s only excuses in sports. It’s why teams win and why teams lose. If one team has more talent, that’s an excuse why the other team lost. If a ref blows a crucial call, that’s an excuse. If a wideout drops a pass, that’s an excuse.
These games aren’t played in a vacuum (or Sportsgal’s gigantic cunt).
Happy New Years again Sportsgal!
January 6th, 2009 at 12:14 am
Hell, I quit my job just so I could hook! And no, you can’t get a freebie.
January 6th, 2009 at 12:14 am
Yeah, I was tired after all those incredibly amazing fuck sessions! I took a break just to come on here and discuss the failure that is Ohio State and Big 10 football!
SG: Hope you’re not fucking OSU guys. They’re great w/ the foreplay, but when it’s “go-time”, they go “turtle-mode”, blow their wads early, and won’t finish you off
/zing!
January 6th, 2009 at 12:16 am
January 6th, 2009 at 12:17 am
Tampa speaks for all of us>
sg:btw: Did you call LeBetard’s show today? There was a woman on from Chicago who loves hockey and wanted to go to a game w/ LeBetards’s partner.
January 6th, 2009 at 12:18 am
Sportsgal, I just found a fiver in my jeans I just watched. See you in 5 minutes.
/kidding
This is probably old news, but how about good old Senator Al Franken? That should be fun times.
January 6th, 2009 at 12:20 am
Gosh Darnet people like him.
January 6th, 2009 at 12:20 am
I’m as giddy as I’ve been in a long time. I can’t stop watching this.
January 6th, 2009 at 12:21 am
Fetch, it wasn’t you that said Franken could never win was it. I’m basking in that (my only win today unfortunately). Franken’s Lying liars is hysterical. His followup was too political though).
January 6th, 2009 at 12:21 am
cursed - I am just saying, it is kinda hard to keep making that excuse when this is the case.
January 6th, 2009 at 12:22 am
No cursed, I think it was Mike. I can;t wait to see what he does.
watched, washed. tomato, tomato.
January 6th, 2009 at 12:22 am
Were the “Two For Tuesday” specials just a 2008 thing because I’m just a hop, skip and a jump away from Chicago
January 6th, 2009 at 12:22 am
Fair enough Quzz. Beanie is such a bad-ass when healthy, but doesn’t do a lick of good when he’s out.
And by the way, I still think we get drilled against USC with him. So i’m not that much of a homer. Well not all the time.
January 6th, 2009 at 12:24 am
Fetch, budget omnibus bills just got a lot funnier. I did hear a campaign reporter on Fox News say he was deeper on the issues than any other senatorial candidate.
January 6th, 2009 at 12:26 am
cassino, this and this don’t do it for you?
January 6th, 2009 at 12:30 am
Why does Ohio St. have those puckered rectum stickers on their helmets?
January 6th, 2009 at 12:32 am
Another question: Why all the hype about Pryor? Horrible passer. Horrible offense.
January 6th, 2009 at 12:35 am
All in the past my friend.
But for what it’s worth I blame Ty for both of those, and any future losses.
/Notre Dame’d.
January 6th, 2009 at 12:39 am
+1 RJ… Horrible offense. This was the worst that Pryor looked in throwing the ball tonight. His O-line sucks ass. That had something to do with it. He can throw the ball better (and has), but tonight wasn’t it.
This was on the offensive playcalling. They should have had 13 or 16 points by halftime, but refused to even try to score with great field position.
The 3rd quarter was great offense by Texas and terrible offense by Ohio State, causing their defense to be completely gassed… I think it was 34 plays by Texas to 10 for OSU in the 3rd quarter.
OSU’s playcalling is absolutely pathetic and that, more than anything else, lost them the game. They should have been up by a bunch at halftime and shouldn’t have been in a shell in the 3rd quarter to let Texas jump ahead.
Very frustrating to be a fan of a team that can win 3 quarters of a game, but lose due to ultra conservative offense.
Great drive by McCoy and Texas at the end. Bad tackle by Russell gave them the TD, but the Horns likely would have scored regardless. Those of us in Ohio are used to that type of defeat…
Fuck anyone that calls Ohio State a joke after this game though. Their offense was for shit and they still should have beaten one of the great Big 12 teams.
Florida will wipe Oklahoma off the map Thursday if this is any indication.
January 6th, 2009 at 12:41 am
Pac-10 coaching is unbelievable. Outside of Stoops how many real bad coaches are there now? Wulff…who knows? Sarkisian…maybe? Erickson, Carroll, Harbaugh, Tedford, Bellotti/Kelly, Riley. I have confidence Sarkisian will join that list. Harbaugh might get plucked up after next season. That is a powerhouse list.
January 6th, 2009 at 12:49 am
Even Stoops might have finally gotten Arizona over the hump. We’ll see how they do without Willie running the offense though.
Me too, and it starts with the staff he’s assembled. He also busted his ass recruiting from the moment he got the job till the moment the window closed, running around meeting local coaches and whatnot. As a comparison, Willingham, upon being hired, coached a high school all star game, which is not all bad except that after it he stayed in Hawaii for 4 days to play golf DURING THE FUCKING RECRUITING PERIOD.
January 6th, 2009 at 12:55 am
Hopefully they have a winning record against the Mountain West next year. (One can dream, right?)
January 6th, 2009 at 1:05 am
Wally, agree and disagree. I had zero problem with the playcalling tonight. I think playcalling is so god-damn overrated that I hate when people chalk up wins and losses to them. Most of the year we played with a seriously limited playbook. Not tonight, we had so many different formations and plays tonight, that if your ripping the specific order of the plays than you’re going to be hard to satisfy.
I absolutely do think we need a new OC, but not b/c of playcalling, but b/c of excecution. People confused playcalling and OC’ing duties as if it’s the whole job. It’s 1/3 of the job. Getting guys ready during the season is the other 2/3rds and way more important.Why is USC’s offense humming on day one? And ours takes the whole season?
That’s what offensive coordinating is all about.
January 6th, 2009 at 1:09 am
http://videos.utexasclan.com/view.php?id=7118
^ all you need for the roundup tomorrow morning
January 6th, 2009 at 1:12 am
clown - Look at the coaches that lost to the MWC this year = Stoops (I don’t think he’s a good coach), Neuheisel (first year with team), Harbaugh (second year with team, inferior talent), Willingham (gone, bad coach), Erickson (no excuse), Riley (lost to undefeated Utah).
Both Neuheisel and Harbaugh have down talent on their rosters but have top 25 recruiting classes for 2009.
January 6th, 2009 at 1:13 am
cursed… Lots of formations… correct. But, they are so obvious when they run each formation.
The 2 QB thing was a great idea tonight. Mo Wells up the middle, not so much.
The conservative calls on the 2 straight 3 and outs that led to Texas scoring 2 TD’s and keeping OSU’s D on the field for virtually the entire 3rd quarter is COMPLETELY playcalling.
Correct on the bad execution, but why does OSU need to be perfect in order to have any good offense.
They cost themselves chances at making it 9, 12, 13, or 16 to 3 at halftime because they didn’t make aggressive calls while in Texas territory for 22 plays in the 1st half… The game might not have been close in the 2nd half if they play more loose in the 2nd quarter.
This was a lost effort. Great drive by McCoy wins the game, but it shouldn’t have come down to it, period.
January 6th, 2009 at 1:14 am
cassino - I don’t think Stoops is the guy. He hasn’t beaten anybody OOC before this year. Maybe I will be proven wrong but I think they will definitely be at the bottom half of the conference next year. Unfortunately I agree with everything you said on Sarkisian. Scary to see what he can do with those resources.
cursed - Couldn’t agree more with those last comments.
January 6th, 2009 at 1:17 am
Oh by the way, TP’s record as starter is unaffected by this game. He wasn’t the starting QB. How about that?!
January 6th, 2009 at 1:27 am
I couldn’t have seen a better representation of the Suckeyes, than the whole fucken team whining like little bitches after that 4th down play. Here’s a thought, fucken stop them instead of being a bitch. You aren’t getting bailed out.
Eddie George cont. their demoralized rage in the after show, while Chris Rose who I thought was a douche until he kept making fun of Eddie for him falsely thinking they didn’t get the 1st down.
January 6th, 2009 at 1:35 am
UF, who’s your team. Just curious…
January 6th, 2009 at 1:50 am
Team USA
January 6th, 2009 at 1:54 am
They’re overrated. Bunch of occupiers.
January 6th, 2009 at 8:30 am
Ha.
January 6th, 2009 at 8:39 am
MAGGS!!!