The girls at the Boston Herald who put together the always-fun “Inside Track” really destroy former Red Sox pitcher Derek Lowe today. Not that it’s hard to bury a man who openly cheats on his wife … but when a divorce deposition reveals the following, we’d be shocked if women all over Boston didn’t have Lowe’s face on a dartboard:

Lowe couldn’t recall the year he and Trinka got married, his son Philip’s date of birth or the year he adopted Philip.

and this …

Lowe said he is living with Hughes, who is currently unemployed, having lost her Fox Sports Net gig in the wake of the scandal. The Dodgers’ $36 million man said he pays all the bills, allows Hughes to use his credit cards and has given her about $1,000 cash. He also bought her a $30,000 Rolex watch.

Getting shelled by the Braves on opening day is nothing compared to this beating.

And the hits keep on coming for ex-Idiot
 (Boston Herald)