Tennis star Ana Ivanovic is lost on the beach … four-year-old shoots his 18-year-old babysitter …morning time-killer: Swedish au-pairs … your likely new Surgeon General: Sanjay Gupta? … with Dallas home for the offseason, the big D could only stand for one thing … good read on the Paradox of Thrift, which is a phrase you’ll be hearing for the next six months … deer jumps into high school through window …

Arkansas beats another Top 10 team, beating Texas 67-61. (Pig Soey)

Coin toss winner in NFL OT wins 60 percent of the time. (Patriots Daily)

Warren Sapp vs. Michael Phelps in the pool. (TMZ)

Versus and Comcast viewership in 2008 was through the roof; ESPN, not so much. (Sports by Brooks)

Tennis ballboy proposes to Ivanovic; at least he got to the plate. (Sun)

Missed: Tyson Chandler punched Joel Przybilla last week. (Video)

Projecting the Big East teams as NCAA seeds. (Vegas Watch)

The White House cat, Ruben Sierra, this week. (Uwe Blog)

Purdue’s 0-2 in the Big 10 after a loss to Penn State. (Yahoo)

Talented Michigan prep baller busted in connection with drive-by shooting … over $30. (Flint Journal)

With Carmelo Anthony out 3-4 weeks with his fractured finger, Linas Kleiza, come on down! (Nugg Doctor)

Tubby Colts fans wearing a wig boozes it up prior to playoff loss. (Joe Sports Fan)

Get well soon, Kay Yow. (Raleigh News & Observer)

No Baron, Randolph, Kaman or Davis … rookie Eric Gordon tops 30 points for his 2nd straight game, but Paper Clips still lose to Mavs. (Clipper Blog)

Is the State of Utah pondering a lawsuit against the BCS? (Ricky Treon)

Pranking Kings rookie Jason Thompson. (Video)