Candice Parker Announces Pregnancy, Division I Athletic Scholarships Begin Pouring In
NBA, Where's the WNBA tag? January 9th. 2009, 11:15am
Let the debate begin now: Whose offspring will be the more dominant athlete, Agassi-Graf, or Landlord-Parker?
The question must be asked: In these harsh economic times, can the WNBA really afford to have its best and most marketable player miss a significant chunk of the season? This would sort of be like Ana Ivanovic saying she’s pregnant right before the tennis season begins.
Ok fine, not really, but we wanted a chance to link to her bikini photos again.
As for Shelden Williams – is he a luckier NBA reserve than Marko Jaric?
Candace Parker Expecting Her First Child This Spring (WNBA)
27 Responses to “Candice Parker Announces Pregnancy, Division I Athletic Scholarships Begin Pouring In”
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January 9th, 2009 at 11:21 am
i dont think any man on the planet is as lucky as marko jaric
January 9th, 2009 at 11:22 am
Hoes aint shit.
January 9th, 2009 at 11:25 am
Maybe I missed something – who is Landlord?
January 9th, 2009 at 11:25 am
Montgomery-Jones.
January 9th, 2009 at 11:27 am
Montgomery-Jones.
LOL!!!
January 9th, 2009 at 11:28 am
Their kid will be on a special “formula.”
January 9th, 2009 at 11:29 am
Marko Jaric is definitely a lot luckier
January 9th, 2009 at 11:31 am
I would love for Parker to have my babies.
January 9th, 2009 at 11:31 am
Hollywood should make a movie about Candace and Sheldon’s lives. Picture it – A good high school and college basketball player goes on to the NBA, but he ends up completely sucking at the pro level. Thankfully though, he ends up marrying a hot WNBA player, where he gets courtside seats to all her games and brings his kids with. They could call it “Love & Basketball” or something. It’s gold.
January 9th, 2009 at 11:33 am
They are both ugly dudes playing way out of their leagues. However, Jaric’s girl is a supermodel, Landlord’s girl is attractive for a female professional athlete.
Jaric >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Landlord
January 9th, 2009 at 11:33 am
I wonder if the only way Sheldon is aroused is if Candice acts like shes getting raped.
January 9th, 2009 at 11:37 am
Candace Parker looks terrible. I don’t get it.
January 9th, 2009 at 11:38 am
What about Tiger and LeBron’s kid(s)?
January 9th, 2009 at 11:41 am
I didn’t even know they were hooking up.
January 9th, 2009 at 11:41 am
1 Happy St -
Will that be a Tyler Perry production?
January 9th, 2009 at 11:45 am
Parker is an athlete; Jaric’s girl is a bone. Advantage Landlord.
January 9th, 2009 at 11:45 am
Yao Ming’s kids are going to be 8′ tall. That will be interesting.
January 9th, 2009 at 11:47 am
It won’t work unless Parker actually strips all the way down in the one on one scene.
January 9th, 2009 at 11:58 am
A few things…
Jaric’s girlfriend is fucking hot. No doubt. I don’t know why I don’t remember her name, but who cares?
Candace Parker is attractive for an athlete but in real life she’s 4 inches taller and can bench press more than any of us. So she’s not in Jaric’s g/f level.
Also, Sheldon Williams is one of the ugliest human beings to ever walk God’s green earth. How that man gets anything worse than a 4.5 on a 10 scale (and I’m only talking the type of 4.5 when you or I are fucking completely shitfaced and she’s still ugly) is incomprehensible and, quite frankly, befuddling.
January 9th, 2009 at 11:58 am
worse=better*
January 9th, 2009 at 12:04 pm
/bizarro world’d?
January 9th, 2009 at 12:16 pm
Sheldon Williams looks like Steve Francis had sex with Sloth from the Goonies.
January 9th, 2009 at 12:16 pm
The Landlord is definitely playing above the rim.
January 9th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
Ndub quit rating dudes.
January 9th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
@Sports Hernia: that is the funniest shit I have read in a long time
January 9th, 2009 at 1:24 pm
my bad: Landlord = Shelden Williams, from Duke
January 9th, 2009 at 1:26 pm
Hey, well if Bobby Redford doesn’t think so …