The Difference is Interceptibility
College Football January 8th. 2009, 10:13pmWho else thought to themselves while tuning into Fox, “What’s a big game without the likes of Thom Brennaman and Charles Davis?” Seriously, with all the money behind broadcasts like the one tonight, this is the best Fox can do? They’re out of sync, out of place and calling courageous goal line stands on third down.
Horror show. Never again, Fox, never again.
As for the game itself, so far we’ve seen two downright awful picks by Tebow and one big one by Bradford at the end of the half. Still, Oklahoma’s offense overall looks as though they can do whatever they want until they get close, and then everything’s Sweetchuck tight. (Cue Bob Stoops being pelted with electronic tomatoes.) 437 yards of total offense and it’s 7-7. Safe to say, the second half should show a lot more points on the board.
By the way, is anyone sick of this? Me neither, that’s why I put it here. You needed a new nightlight anyway.
Hey, anyone manage to catch the bands? Sick!
Here’s Bill Belichick who was spotted in one of the skyboxes. Bill was not only zapped by a shrinking gun, but this is apparently the first time he’s ever sat next to one of the Price Is Right girls. Certainly helps to explain the giddiness.
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January 8th, 2009 at 10:15 pm
That my friends, is one great headline. Thumbs up.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:16 pm
Just an abismal production.
Are you sure that’s not William Shatner?
January 8th, 2009 at 10:17 pm
Belichick looks evil. the MILF he stole doesn’t look bad.
Let’s not leave any more points inside the red zone, OKL.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:17 pm
Ok I’l repeat, is USC gaining votes in the AP by the second or what?
January 8th, 2009 at 10:18 pm
These guys suck ass through a straw. A big fucking straw.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:18 pm
I bet Belichick reclines the toilet when he takes a dump.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:19 pm
Wow, Stoops runs it again in a short yardage situation.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:19 pm
im surprised we haven’t seen shots of Tebow’s family or Bradford’s family. Actually, neither is playing particularly well.
When was the last time you saw Oklahoma run the ball three times in a row in a game where it was tied?
January 8th, 2009 at 10:20 pm
Come on, Florida. I don’t like you. You don’t like me. However, a Florida win makes me happy. That, and I hate these red dirt eating bastids. Seriously, screw OU.
/This OU team is hard to dislike. Thankfully, their fans make up for it.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:20 pm
Utah for AP National Champs
January 8th, 2009 at 10:20 pm
Doubt it. Voters have a hard enough time staying up to watch this game. They’ve only seen USC play thrice this year, and one of those games they lost.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:20 pm
TBL, Bradford has made at least 6 great deep throws so far, I think he’s playing well.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:21 pm
Bsanders, but two of those games were much more impressive than any other performances we’ve been seeing.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:21 pm
Yeah, nothing. It’s all about the bands.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:21 pm
When was the last time you saw Oklahoma run the ball three times in a row in a game where it was tied?
Ou hasn’t had a lot of those opportunities this year. I think OU is setting Florida up for something later.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:21 pm
The AP poll is going to be a mess if this keeps up.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:22 pm
I think so. These teams don’t look like National Champions, and they sure don’t look as good as USC did. Though that may have been an artifact of playing a Big Ten team.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:22 pm
At least this broadcast is better than the fiesta bowl, I couldn’t figure out if I was watching a football game or a marching band competition. Plus, I can’t remember one time in that game they showed cheerleaders. Methinks the director was a band geek.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:22 pm
Undoubtedly. I’m just saying, the only way the AP would all of a sudden switch would be if there’d be an outcry the entire week prior. And with both Texas and Utah bitching as well…
January 8th, 2009 at 10:22 pm
what a gigantic waste of a timeout. on a fucking punt. unless he spotted some trickeration from UF …
January 8th, 2009 at 10:24 pm
Terrible call on 4th and goal from the one, terrible waste of a timeout on a punt. I wouldn’t expect less from “Big Game” Bob. He hasn’t been the same since that epic USC beatdown.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:25 pm
No, but Utah should
/starting to hate USC on general principal
/repeat’d
January 8th, 2009 at 10:25 pm
trickeration
Perhaps OU saw the possibility of trickeration.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:25 pm
Yup, same MILF. MILF again.
Ok, back to the game.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:25 pm
WHAT? another time out? This game wont end until like 1145.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:25 pm
Is this the longest delay before a punt in history?
January 8th, 2009 at 10:26 pm
damn, we can’t even get a punt off without TWO timeouts. I’m about to say fuck this game.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:26 pm
Holy Christ that looked like it hurt.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:26 pm
Fox to Stoops and Meyer at the half: Stretch this game as long as possible. We’ll call as many penalties as possible, and give you each 6 extra timeouts. We have to market FedEx, American Idol, and drinkability.
That queen of a punter took a dive, just like at Red River.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:26 pm
Seriously, Belichick doesn’t believe in the missionary position. He is laid back lounging all the time.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:27 pm
Big break for the sooners.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:27 pm
That’s gotta be some sort of record for “players who roughed the kicker”
January 8th, 2009 at 10:27 pm
Thing is, the way OSU tested Texas, that’s definitely in the mind of voters. I know it’s stupid to compare games with different teams, but voters saw OSU dominated by USC, which Texas couldn’t do..etc..
January 8th, 2009 at 10:27 pm
No reason to go after the punt that early in the third in a tied game with OU way back in their own territory.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:28 pm
TBL- if Tebow’s girl was in the crowd with his family I can guarantee we’d be seeing shots of her all game long.
And Texas must really be angry they didn’t destroy OSU. Although I doubt it would matter- it would be a good story line but the AP wouldn’t have them jump both of the BCS championship teams
January 8th, 2009 at 10:28 pm
Just because I like to tell people about it – a friend of mine won a trip to the Fiesta, Sugar and Orange Bowls in 2001 on back-to-back-to-back nights and took me with him. It was a delight.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:28 pm
I say Jesse Ventura calls the 4th quarter.
I know Imig would agree.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:30 pm
I think we’re stuck with the winner of this shitstorm as BCS and AP nat’l champs. Too many other teams with gripes. Is USC the best team? Most likely. But we’ll never know. And hey, Vince Young’s Cock is in the house!
January 8th, 2009 at 10:30 pm
Damn. Who won it that year?
January 8th, 2009 at 10:30 pm
Is that lil wayne voice on these gatorade commercials?
January 8th, 2009 at 10:30 pm
SportsHernia- did Belichick pay for her second boob job. It’s gotta take some work keeping those guys from sagging
January 8th, 2009 at 10:31 pm
I agree with Ventura calling, but they would have to bring back Gorilla Monsoon for the full effect.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:31 pm
This is the most boring tie game ive ever seen
January 8th, 2009 at 10:31 pm
@Makblunt
Yes that is Weezy on the “G” commercials.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:31 pm
OU defeated FSU. Honestly, none of the games were that great (ND/Oregon St. and Florida/Miami) but the experience was unbelievable.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:32 pm
KC Resident, there isn’t a better time to go after a punt than that. Game changer right there if they block it and the penalty doesn’t kill them for roughing the punter. When else do you go for the block?
January 8th, 2009 at 10:32 pm
Jason McElwain – The Austic kid who rained down those threes in his HS Bball game is in the commercial too. That is awesome.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:32 pm
Tebow has the arm of a young Danny Wuerfell out those sideline passes…
January 8th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
Probably going to need a medium for that.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
No dude Jim Ross.
STONE COLD!!! STONE COLD!!!
January 8th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
settle down there, timmy.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
settle down little timmy.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
Jimmy –
Sounds like a ton of fun, but a lot of hungover airplane flights. I hate flying when hungover.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
Doesn’t he write a blog that specializes in party pics?
January 8th, 2009 at 10:35 pm
Not that I’m complaining, but the schedule was so tight it was hard to fully enjoy each city.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:35 pm
I thought I recognized the mumbled, chalkboard drawl.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:35 pm
nice little casual knee to tebow’s helmet after the tackle by Harris
January 8th, 2009 at 10:35 pm
Look at Tim Tebow will his team to a victory on that run.
/Every announcer ever.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:36 pm
The Gator Cheerleaders and Band are wearing their 50’s Throwback uni’s.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:36 pm
when oklahoma gets the ball back, it may want to stop this run, run, run stuff. worked OK in the first half, but go with what got you here.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:36 pm
“They musta heard ya Mista Davis.”
Shoot me now.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:36 pm
@ bsanders37
I was thinking they could do it Futurama style, with Monsoon’s head in a jar.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:36 pm
You know what this is? This is a NFL game. 4th quarter is going to be exciting.
/Fox’d
January 8th, 2009 at 10:38 pm
Referee Ron Cherry’s finest moment (40 second mark) -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6D8aAC4jrPM
January 8th, 2009 at 10:39 pm
Nice. If they’re going to do that I’d rather it be Mel Gibson and Richard Nixon’s heads in jars calling the game.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:39 pm
How’s Percy been playing? haven’t seen much of the game.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:39 pm
God was getting another beer during that last play, otherwise Harvin would have come down with the grab.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:39 pm
That’s some big 12 tackling right there.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:40 pm
that’s three clutch runs by Tebow on this drive.
HE JUST GETS IT DONE!
“he wills his team on. that was desire and will on that run.”
January 8th, 2009 at 10:40 pm
I love how a great cutback is desire and will, cuz anyone else just lays down in that situation.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:40 pm
I starting to think he might be a pretty good H-back after all. Still can’t pass worth shit.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:40 pm
Ok, seriously Stoops, how long is it going to take you to devote a LB to spying Tebow? Motherfucker.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:41 pm
you’re getting the sense that “now” they want Tebow to have the ball?
come on, now, Charles.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:41 pm
“HEY THAT’S A FACEMASK!” – dipshit watching the game
/ me’d
January 8th, 2009 at 10:42 pm
any bets on a jump pass?
January 8th, 2009 at 10:42 pm
Set up play. Jump pass.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:42 pm
didn’t Fox cancel Futurama? More reason that this channel shouldn’t exist.
no catch.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:42 pm
wow, that’s a bad drop. low throw, indeed
January 8th, 2009 at 10:43 pm
I think people are too busy betting on whether the announcers get the downs right to bet on a jump pass.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:43 pm
Vince -
haha. Obviously, my same thought.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:43 pm
Hmm percy didn’t will his way into the end zone, musta got lucky.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:44 pm
td Harvin. good play call. Very anti- Stoops
January 8th, 2009 at 10:44 pm
@bsanders37
Yeah but Nixon’s head in a jar could lead to Robot Nixon…
http://theinfosphere.org/images/thumb/2/29/Robo_Nixon.png/180px-Robo_Nixon.png
January 8th, 2009 at 10:44 pm
haha good one jmills
January 8th, 2009 at 10:44 pm
It would be interesting to watch the son of Jor-El run Meyer’s spread under a red sun rather than a yellow one.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:44 pm
What are the odds Tebow has a heart attack on the sidelines one of these days?
January 8th, 2009 at 10:44 pm
harvin does have some ripped arms.
tebow are you going to run down to the special teams and tell them to tackle?
January 8th, 2009 at 10:45 pm
The Speach!!!
January 8th, 2009 at 10:45 pm
how many times has the Tebow speech been mentioned tonight?
January 8th, 2009 at 10:45 pm
Good considering that’s where he’ll spend his NFL days.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:46 pm
jmills – nice work!
January 8th, 2009 at 10:46 pm
Graham Harrell can’t have that speech. his season is over.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:47 pm
Percy for his size is incredibly strong, can’t imagine what lineman lift if a 200 lb rb/wr benches 405, and shoulder presses with 95lb dumbbells.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:47 pm
Tebow has the excess acne and massive head of a steroids user but noone accuses him of it. Cept me, that cocksucker is on roids.
Also, if he were black, he would have two excessive celebration penalties already.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:47 pm
Yikes, that’s one ugly Okie cheerleader. Looked like an extra from Gran Torino.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:47 pm
Damn, they played Tebow’s lameass speech again.. why do they keep playing it it makes him sound like a dumbass
January 8th, 2009 at 10:48 pm
Was Tebow wearing a D-X shirt in that speech clip?
January 8th, 2009 at 10:48 pm
The Speach!!!
Holy Tebow. The brown liquor doesn’t help the spelling.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:48 pm
Can I get dem digits, Harvin?
/TBL
January 8th, 2009 at 10:49 pm
Huge decision here.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:49 pm
Strong’s Defense is holding college football’s highest scoring team in history to seven points going into the fourth. Too bad he has a white wife or who knows how good a Head Coach he would have been…
January 8th, 2009 at 10:49 pm
Also, if he were black, he would have two excessive celebration penalties already.
fantastically true!
January 8th, 2009 at 10:49 pm
Offensively Oklahoma just can’t make the big play when they need to.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:49 pm
When will you learn that 3rd and short, 4th and short..don’t run!
January 8th, 2009 at 10:49 pm
stoops coaching the sooners out of this one.
now you try the FG. he’ll miss, obvs
January 8th, 2009 at 10:49 pm
CursedCleveland, God will find a place on that field for Tebow, he’s got too much will and determination to not find his way onto the field.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:50 pm
Larry Allen for the Cowboys used to max 700 and rep 225 43 times. You never hear much about linemen’s max, only their rep totals at the combine. Usually if a linemen is below 30 that’s considered subpar.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:50 pm
or get it blocked.
the runs on 4th and goal were dumb. the pass at the end of the half hurt.
i would have gone there considering the kid’s longest was 42, and that was 49.
stoops should go back to all shotgun, all the time.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:58 pm
god DAMNIT i cant wait for michel therrien to get fired
January 8th, 2009 at 10:59 pm
I’m not sure what is worse: Fox’s coverage or TBL’s server.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:00 pm
TBL- not sure if you saw this-
January 8th, 2009 at 11:01 pm
http://tinyurl.com/6vgmar
January 8th, 2009 at 11:01 pm
looks good for whoever put money on the under
January 8th, 2009 at 11:01 pm
TBL’s server needs more stero-…desire. Yeah, desire, that’s what I meant to say.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:02 pm
What happen to the sooner’s spread? Why is Bradford normally under center this much?
January 8th, 2009 at 11:03 pm
why does the Statue winner continue to hand it off over and over?
January 8th, 2009 at 11:03 pm
Spider-Man and Obama. Homies.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:03 pm
How many personal foul penalties will there be? This has been one of the worst BCS title games I’ve seen, and it’s only a 7 point game! If anyone thinks Bradford or Tebow is a first round QB ur nuts
January 8th, 2009 at 11:04 pm
where the hell is that monster TE
January 8th, 2009 at 11:04 pm
how many QBs mess up that simple little throw to the RB?
/maybe i’ve just been a Bills fan for too long
January 8th, 2009 at 11:05 pm
and there he is
January 8th, 2009 at 11:06 pm
There.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:06 pm
Bsanders-
I think you are right, TBL’s server lacks the desire and heart needed for optimum performance.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:06 pm
Bradford mad a clutch throw on that third down. That wasn’t easy. These refs suck as I said when I turned this game on.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:06 pm
please draft this man Buffalo….
January 8th, 2009 at 11:08 pm
Here’s an idea: Oklahoma should change its fight song to the Indiana Jones theme song. It sounds close enough as it is, and the Indiana Jones song is much better.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:08 pm
@ 80+ Clint’s still a bad ass.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:10 pm
This game is epic.
Announcers – suck
Refs – suck
halftime show – suck
commercials(all 5 of them)- suck
actual game – boring
if the game makes it to suck, we’ll have something that has never been seen before.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:10 pm
No one points a finger like it’s a gun like Eastwood.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:11 pm
Harvin is making himself a lot of money tonight, where did you have him going in the mock draft TBL?
January 8th, 2009 at 11:11 pm
where does Harvin play in the NFL?
January 8th, 2009 at 11:11 pm
dammit harvin, you’re ruining history in the making by being ‘exciting’.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:11 pm
Old Mo sucks in bed, too.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:11 pm
(Trying to get all of them) Bud Light, Taco Bell, some redneck truck ad, verizon, and shitty FOX programming. Did I miss anything?
January 8th, 2009 at 11:11 pm
gotta love it when guys would rather take a good shot that simply ducking out of bounds
January 8th, 2009 at 11:11 pm
Harvin is gonna look great in Honalulu blue and silver.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:11 pm
Come on 28-28 tie and OT!
/won’t give up on the over
January 8th, 2009 at 11:11 pm
Um…did the Defender just give harvin the ankle lock?
January 8th, 2009 at 11:12 pm
Did the Oklahoma dude pull on his ankle when he came up or have I just had one too many tonight
January 8th, 2009 at 11:12 pm
Don’t ask me.
/Reggie Bush
January 8th, 2009 at 11:12 pm
buffalo already has Roscoe Parrish, what will harvin bring that’s different?
January 8th, 2009 at 11:12 pm
My guess it’d be you stick him in the slot and watch him destroy nickel backs. At least that’s what I’d do.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:13 pm
Harvin is a wide receiver in the Desean Jackson mold. But I can see him being used like Reggie Bush.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:13 pm
harvin’s like a peter warrick – great athlete, good guy to get the ball to in space, but he’s tiny. dont see him as a WR … what, maybe as santana moss?
not a RB, obvs … i just think hes a great college football talent
January 8th, 2009 at 11:13 pm
@SterlinSharpe
Good God! That’s Kurt Angle music!
January 8th, 2009 at 11:14 pm
makblunt, i was referring to gresham. i can’t watch robert royal fall down anymore trying to catch a pass
January 8th, 2009 at 11:15 pm
Taken
Harvin and Bush now have the same knee.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:15 pm
wow that was dirty by harris. fuck him
January 8th, 2009 at 11:15 pm
I see Harvin being a cross between Bush and DeShaun Jackson. The dude has a burst and could run a very effective Wildcat.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:16 pm
I think Harvin will have a decent pro career. Like a Santana Moss, but a bit more productive.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:16 pm
did tebow quit on the play?
January 8th, 2009 at 11:16 pm
I think harvin is better than peter warrick, a lot bigger and strong too
January 8th, 2009 at 11:16 pm
What the fuck was that, Tebow? “Someone in the stands blew a whistle!”
January 8th, 2009 at 11:16 pm
tebow is terrible
January 8th, 2009 at 11:16 pm
Peter Warrick would have been great in today’s NFL. He would be a Desean Jackson type.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:16 pm
oh, and tebow took his helmet off in the middle of the field … shoulda been a 15-yarder
January 8th, 2009 at 11:16 pm
Zero problem with that tackle.. you go for the leg there and hang on for dear life.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:17 pm
I promise nobody will overreact to a whistle in the stands as hard as I will. God Bless.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:17 pm
TBL, you gotta get your server outta Mumbai.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:18 pm
wow your guys feed must be ahead of mine.
/directv here
January 8th, 2009 at 11:18 pm
cgb – good call on Harvin in the wildcat. nice comparison to desean jackson, too.
i see jackson as way tougher, though. no evidence or stats to back that up, obvs
January 8th, 2009 at 11:18 pm
Has anyone had that new bacon-cheddar gordita?
Yay or nay?
January 8th, 2009 at 11:18 pm
My buddy somehow downloaded Taken onto his computer the other day. Great flick, the action scenes are badass.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:19 pm
harbaugh, im definitely gonna have to try that tomorrow for lunch. heard some good things about it
January 8th, 2009 at 11:19 pm
Hmm, nobody else stopped playing.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:20 pm
“They were not blown like a referee or official would’ve blown them.”
Too easy there, Chuck.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:20 pm
cursedcleveland, you dont go for an ankle lock in a tacke and hold onto it 3 seconds afterwards and its just a coincidence this guy is recovering from an ankle injury.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:21 pm
Perhaps Tebow heard his God to Tebow direct line ringing.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:21 pm
Unless that OK tackler was Ken Shamrock, an anklelock is unacceptable.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:21 pm
Harvin is a lot thicker in D. Jackson. D. Jackson is no more then 170 pounds and Harvin looks like he is a solid 200.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:21 pm
I feel your pain Tebow
/Earl Thomas, TX FS who watched Crabtree walk into endzone after pulling up short because he heard whistles from the crowd
/not bitter
January 8th, 2009 at 11:22 pm
please tell me that is not intercepted ….
January 8th, 2009 at 11:22 pm
Tebow is 2-9 this half. HE’s awesome.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:22 pm
is that game?
January 8th, 2009 at 11:23 pm
Is Bradford really a first round talent? His footwork is terrible.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:23 pm
Nice grab.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:23 pm
Marcus_Graham is right, Harvin probably has 25-30 pounds of muscle on D.Jackson.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:23 pm
not for nothin’, but bradford had two SHITTY passes on that drive. that pass there was very high, and on the first pass down the sideline, it was a duck that was way off.
i think he’s off because all the running has him out of rhythm.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:23 pm
That is the WR’s fault.. both hands on the ball. Bradford as outplayed Tebow in this game and nothing to show for it right now.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:23 pm
Iglesias has limp hands
January 8th, 2009 at 11:24 pm
Well, Jesus and Geronimo have both done a decent jump of shitting all over themselves this game.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:24 pm
Someone keeps blowing a dog whistle in the stands. Give him a break.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:25 pm
Wow I’m suprised to see the dissent here about Bradford. I’ve been very impressed with him. He’s been threading the needle all night with some pretty tough to make throws. That int hit his wr IN THE HANDS…
January 8th, 2009 at 11:25 pm
job*
/Fuckin server
January 8th, 2009 at 11:25 pm
Bradford will be the next Joey. Their physical stats are almost identical, they both had great college careers, and both will never do shit in the league.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:25 pm
bradford isn’t used to being hit, only been sacked like 16 times all year i think. threw that ball up for grabs
January 8th, 2009 at 11:25 pm
Breaking News:
Free Agent Adam Dunn’s apartment broke into:
Three men broke into an apartment rented by Adam Dunn late last night says a Florida police officer. The men, who were all wearing masks, appeared to be after some of Dunn’s memorabilia such as baseball bats. Dunn, however, was still in the apartment when the three men broke in. Dunn quickly grabbed his bat and began to attack the intruders. Police say the men escaped without harm however, because Adam Dunn swung and missed them every time. Just like in baseball. Adam Dunn was arrested for sucking a penis
January 8th, 2009 at 11:26 pm
what’s this “Peter Warrick” talk? He was slow. Great in college, slow in the NFL.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:27 pm
We specialize in immediate overreaction here. Bradford’s still head and shoulders the top NFL QB prospect, in my view, and Tebow is a fourth-round project.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:27 pm
is point saying OJ got out of jail?
January 8th, 2009 at 11:27 pm
I don’t know where that came from,point, but that was f’in hilarious.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:27 pm
Up for grabs? He put that in the only place his wr could catch the ball .. am I not watching the same game here? It’s only a pic b/c he got taken out of his hands.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:28 pm
In my opinion none of these QBs project well to the NFL. Its nothing like the Manning, Big Ben and Rivers class. However these guys will be in more demand because of the success that Flacco and Ryan had. NFL owners and GM will consider plug and play w\ success rookie qbs as the norm and not the exception.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:28 pm
i felt like I had to lighten the mood
January 8th, 2009 at 11:28 pm
how many false starts is Florida’s left tackle going to have?
January 8th, 2009 at 11:29 pm
Rampage pleads guilty, facing 6 months in jail. He won’t get that much.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:30 pm
Tebow is looking great on this drive.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:31 pm
wow, real nice throw by tebow, still can’t play QB in the NFL
January 8th, 2009 at 11:31 pm
If OU loses this game all the talk will be about the turnovers and goal line issues but the real reason is the fact florida is like 23 of 25 on third down
/made up numbers
January 8th, 2009 at 11:31 pm
So it’s safe to say those botched six (possibly 10) points are probably going to cost OU this game.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:32 pm
“At the very minimum you force a turnover”
Does Brennamen know what minimum means?
Turnover would be maximum.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:32 pm
Confirmed: Heart is all over the field tonight.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:32 pm
harvins been a real difference in this game. 12 touches for 162 yds is real nice considering hes not 100%
January 8th, 2009 at 11:32 pm
#75 is on the take. Has to be.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:33 pm
no one still watches 24 do they?
January 8th, 2009 at 11:33 pm
He’s a nightmare.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:33 pm
Back breaker.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:34 pm
Let them score?
January 8th, 2009 at 11:34 pm
Great call to a guy who has dumbass tats on his fucking forearms
January 8th, 2009 at 11:34 pm
when do you start using your timeouts?
January 8th, 2009 at 11:34 pm
Stoops has to use his timeouts now. Florida can’t get any more first downs. Need to save time.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:34 pm
Totally agree. I think Stafford and Bradford will be both be marginal QBs at best. Stafford gets by on his arm which he won’t have in the league and Bradford has system QB all over him.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:34 pm
Every columnist and radio host in the country is sharpening their claws right now, eager to dive into Stoops.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:34 pm
ball
game
January 8th, 2009 at 11:34 pm
Heck of a fake right there
January 8th, 2009 at 11:35 pm
well nevermind
January 8th, 2009 at 11:35 pm
fuck tebow
January 8th, 2009 at 11:35 pm
Put a bullet in my fucking head.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:35 pm
It’s because Tebow wants to win. Everyone else is just out there wearing different colored laundry.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:35 pm
“This ones not over yet”
Yes it is.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:36 pm
stoops = mickelson?
bitch tits and a choker…
January 8th, 2009 at 11:36 pm
And now I switch over to UW/Stanford for good.
Johnny Dawkins has done one helluva job with that squad. I thought they were going to be garbage this year.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:36 pm
Put two bullets in my fucking head. Fuck you Thom!
January 8th, 2009 at 11:36 pm
Someone please put an inflatable cock in Brennaman’s mouth.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:36 pm
So Harvin won’t be the MVP though, right?
January 8th, 2009 at 11:37 pm
the tebow love is on the brett farve level.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:37 pm
OH MY GOD SHUT UP ABOUT TEBOW FOR CHRIST’S SAKE
January 8th, 2009 at 11:37 pm
Wow Thom how does Tebow’s cock taste…kill me
January 8th, 2009 at 11:38 pm
Did he just say he hasn’t had the chance to meet him? He’s calling the championship game.
Die, Fox, die.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:38 pm
yep, it’s over.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:38 pm
what was the spread?
January 8th, 2009 at 11:38 pm
Harvin should be the mvp
January 8th, 2009 at 11:38 pm
Free Circumcision for everyone! Florida wins!
January 8th, 2009 at 11:38 pm
I think the real story tonight has been Florida’s defense.
Oh, and I’d like to hear more about this Tebow kid.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:38 pm
you guys don’t understand, he’s such an EXTRAORDINARY YOUNG MAN. Just, amazing.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:38 pm
Please get UF’s #58 off the screen, that tub has to be a walk on.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:38 pm
The announcers are like the announcers at the dog show in Best in Show. Insipidity at the highest level.
He Cured Leapors!!!!
/might be spelled wrong.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:39 pm
OU’s offense has been exposed. People really believe they would beat USC this year? really?
January 8th, 2009 at 11:40 pm
“you can’t punt the ball away here”
really?
January 8th, 2009 at 11:40 pm
Wow, they shut up for a sec. Actually impressed.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:40 pm
Big game bob at it again!
January 8th, 2009 at 11:41 pm
Marcus, I don’t know if OU’s offense was exposed, they should have 14 more points right now. Was Florida’s offense exposed? It’s not like OU’s defense is USC’s or anything.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:41 pm
Oklahoma should have been up comfortably at halftime. Awful.
Urban Meyer just signed with Notre Dame.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:41 pm
exactly what i was thinking makblunt
January 8th, 2009 at 11:41 pm
If anyone gets shot during the postgame show let me know, I can’t take any more of this shit. Please God, let the AP suddenly change their minds and vote USC #1.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:41 pm
tebow should be playing defense too, he’s that good.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:41 pm
Is he on Tebow’s team?
January 8th, 2009 at 11:41 pm
Someone should come up with a new celebration to replace the Gatorade dump. Any suggestions?
January 8th, 2009 at 11:42 pm
Strong’s defense held college football’s highest scoring team in history to 14 points. Too bad he has a white wife or who knows how good a head coach he would have been…
/repeat’d
January 8th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
Jimmmy, teabag?
January 8th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
THE AP CHAMPIONSHIP DOESN’T COUNT!
/LSU
January 8th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
Oh my God. I want a contract put out on this announcer. I want to see him deceased.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:44 pm
God apparently wiped out the officials mic when he tried to call unsportsmanlike conduct on Tebow.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:44 pm
Forget Tebow, after this game will Thom Brennaman ever be forgotten?
January 8th, 2009 at 11:44 pm
What would happen if Tebow ran into Tyler Hansbrough, both going at full speed?
January 8th, 2009 at 11:44 pm
Curse, I expected their offense to move the ball at will.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:44 pm
OU’s red zone offense has been exposed. People really believe they would beat USC this year? really?
/corrected
January 8th, 2009 at 11:45 pm
fourth and the game and you call a play that is short of the down marker? what the hell kind of coaching is that?
i hope usc gets some votes, and im a notre dame fan for fucks sake
January 8th, 2009 at 11:45 pm
Fuck Bob Stoops with a diseased donkey dick.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:45 pm
Cursed -
I noted that as well.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:45 pm
hilarious
January 8th, 2009 at 11:45 pm
T-Shirt rocket from point-blank range?
January 8th, 2009 at 11:45 pm
That one where Tim Tebow jumps around on the field a lot
January 8th, 2009 at 11:45 pm
i actually like tebow talking smack there. Oklahoma secondary has it coming
January 8th, 2009 at 11:45 pm
If Timmy was born in the Philippines, does that mean he can’t run for the Presidency? Obviously they’ll change that rule if word gets out that he’s interested, but it doesn’t say he was born on a military base or anything.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:46 pm
tebow would stop and pray while tyler fucks his world up
January 8th, 2009 at 11:46 pm
Rogers just explained the kneel! But almost as if he was unsure.
GET FUCKED.
I’m done.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:46 pm
Brennaman will forever be remembered for that great 4th… oops 3rd down stop on the goal line. To be honest on that though, where the fuck is his producer shouting 3RD DOWN, 3RD DOWN in his earpiece?
Agreed though. TERRIBLE fucking announcing.
Oh yeah, would USC have let Oklahoma score?
January 8th, 2009 at 11:46 pm
Some say the universe would crumble. Others say it would be like Doomsday fighting Superman, they’d both just die. Me? I’m hoping they’d end up like the island at the end of the last season of Lost.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:46 pm
45-35!!!!!
January 8th, 2009 at 11:46 pm
Forget Tebow, after this game will Thom Brennaman ever be forgotten? Hernia
Never. I am proud I witnessed this game. We’ll be joking about it 30 years from now. It shall be known as The Thom Game.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:48 pm
Oops, not Rogers, I meant Davis.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:48 pm
new post
January 8th, 2009 at 11:48 pm
At least Hansbrough seems somewhat humble about it and doesn’t talk about God.
Here’s hoping for a post-draft Josh Hamilton to happen to Tebow
Stoops needs to jump ship now and take all the nfl money he can get.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:49 pm
And then, these guys let Oklahoma and Big Game Bob off the hook… Where is that love for Ohio State? Oklahoma should now officially get murdered for their choke jobs in BCS games.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:49 pm
Andy Rooney would’ve been much more entertaining.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:49 pm
greatest player in the history of college football? I am sick right now….
He didnt even start on the first national title team.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:50 pm
Florida Tebows win again. Now the other 10 SEC teams can celebrate that their conference has 4 NCS in the last 6 years and they had nothing to do with it.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:54 pm
Greatest player in the history of college football… until next fall. Do we blame ESPN for this culture of “nothing greater than the present”
January 8th, 2009 at 11:55 pm
There’s an excellent case to be made for Tebow being the greatest player in the history of college football. I don’t know why you guys think that is such an insane statement.
January 9th, 2009 at 2:10 am
Why would FOX pay huge bucks for the rights to this game then put on a complete and utter broadcasting crapfest? It’s like the network execs woke up this morning and said, “Holy shit! We were high bidder on the BCS title game! We gotta get a crew together ASAP! Who can we get?” Brenneman and Davis had no scheduling conflicts – for a reason, obviously.
January 9th, 2009 at 2:17 am
It was the Pac-10 replay officials!!!!! President Boren, demand an investigation! Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!
January 9th, 2009 at 7:23 am
“There’s an excellent case to be made for Tebow being the greatest player in the history of college football. I don’t know why you guys think that is such an insane statement.”
Come on, I vomited enough already after watching the game.