Playoffs!?!? Philadelphia @ New York
NFL January 11th. 2009, 1:30pm
Well, since the site just got online, I’ll try to catch up. The Giants are out to a huge 3-point lead. Can the Eagles come back? I doubt it. I’m predicting the Giants to roll. Unless Eli turns in a Delhommosexual performance…
And as I type that, Eli drops it right into Asante Samuel’s lap. Combine that with Eli’s first throw of the afternoon and it could be a long day in New Jersey.
And as I type that, Donovan McNabb puts the Eagles on top 7-3. Whoever wins today gets the Arizona Cardinals for a chance to go to the Super Bowl and that just sounds weird.
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January 11th, 2009 at 1:31 pm
So if the Cardinals play the Chargers in the Super Bowl, do they still give a trophy to the winner?
/Serious’d
January 11th, 2009 at 1:31 pm
First!
Welcome back, real Eli.
January 11th, 2009 at 1:36 pm
All lies. I’m so glad Gran Torino is number one at the box office. Way to prove you’re not all desperate to watch Clint Eastwood hurl racial slurs at untrained “actors,” baby boomers!
January 11th, 2009 at 1:47 pm
IT took you 5 minutes to type two paragraphs? Between Eli throwing the INT to Donovan sneaking in? No wonder the refresh rate on this site sucks ass.
January 11th, 2009 at 1:53 pm
i’ll bet mcnabb didn’t know the rule that intentional grounding in the end zone is a sfaety!
January 11th, 2009 at 1:53 pm
Yeah, I type 14 words per minute.
January 11th, 2009 at 1:56 pm
sorry about the downtime this morning.
January 11th, 2009 at 1:56 pm
You’d still put out a novel quicker than Malick does a movie.
January 11th, 2009 at 1:57 pm
did anyone else see Jared Allen’s short-long haircut on ESPN this morning? He was on whatever the ESPN pregame show is, im running on the treadmill, look up, and bust up laughing.
guy basically had a buzzcut and long hair in the back. all he was missing: jorts.
January 11th, 2009 at 1:58 pm
It’s called a “mullet.”
January 11th, 2009 at 1:58 pm
This is also the guy who loves to drink and drive, kill defenseless animals and thinks Obama’s going to take all his money.
Jared Allen = Tar Baby
January 11th, 2009 at 1:58 pm
Good to know it wasn’t me, I was moving form pc to pc to pc tring to figure out what’s wrong with my internet and why only 1 site wont open, OH NO I got banned? I was worried no more TBL
January 11th, 2009 at 2:00 pm
Who throws a tighter spiral: Eli or Tebow?
January 11th, 2009 at 2:05 pm
“Business in the front, party in the back”
January 11th, 2009 at 2:05 pm
Titus rules!!!!
January 11th, 2009 at 2:06 pm
Eli + Tebow = Elbow
January 11th, 2009 at 2:06 pm
That’d be a great hire. Tell Favre to eat ass hair, bring in a QB to compete with Clemens and now you’re going to somewhere. But knowing them, they’ll just promote Schott’s boy and stick with Brett. And finish third in the division again next year.
January 11th, 2009 at 2:20 pm
So, taken is gonna be the shit right?
January 11th, 2009 at 2:21 pm
my buddy downloaded it online the other day — the action scenes are AWESOME
January 11th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
If anyone’s interested in watching Taken during halftime and commercials. It’s what I’ll be doing.
January 11th, 2009 at 2:23 pm
wow did eli get lucky there.
January 11th, 2009 at 2:24 pm
Does that work the way I think it does? click watch? no money free movies? (I’m at work I can’t test)
January 11th, 2009 at 2:26 pm
Anybody know what the math chart says to do here?
January 11th, 2009 at 2:26 pm
Haha. Yes, yes it does. You can watch it in one part, two parts or four parts. All of comparable video quality. All at less than the $7.50 or more you’d pay in the theater.
January 11th, 2009 at 2:27 pm
this feels like balt-tenn yesterday. one team dominates the yardage and had many opps … but it’s a close game. i bet Eagles to win, but only a small amount because i dont feel strongly about either side.
January 11th, 2009 at 2:28 pm
Well isn’t that just the bestest site ever. What will they come up with next? A site with nude ladies? Internet rocks!
January 11th, 2009 at 2:29 pm
Never did see the chart, so how do we know it exists?
January 11th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
A mullet. Also referred to as a Michigan neckwarmer.
CRM – Have you seen Gonzo yet?
January 11th, 2009 at 2:31 pm
it says “If I could do math I wouldn’t be playing football”
/Alvin Mack’d
January 11th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
A site with nude ladies?
Maybe one day they’ll come up with a site of two nude ladies drinking something unmentionable out of a cup. We can only hope.
January 11th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
Aw, shit.
January 11th, 2009 at 2:33 pm
Alvin Mack: All you need to know is how to sign an NFL contract… period.
Darnell Jefferson: I know man but I promised the Rev. I’d get a degree, I don’t wanna let him down.
Alvin Mack: Whatchu think ni**a… you gonna be on the supreme court?
/Alvin Mack’d again
January 11th, 2009 at 2:34 pm
He’s just another gangbanger with speed!
January 11th, 2009 at 2:52 pm
Brandon Jacobs is actually Keith Byars.
January 11th, 2009 at 3:06 pm
eagles offense just looks terrible. mcnabb was more accurate yesterday indoors, obviously. maybe they’ll get bailed out by that Westbrook guy again.
nice play to avant there. mcnabb did a great job eluding the sack
January 11th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
kevin curtis lets one go OFF HIS FACEMASK.
what a waste of $ he was.
and you wonder why Donovan hasn’t won a super bowl. get this guy a WR!
January 11th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
Akers is an untamed beast.