Allow me to express my displeasure with the play of one, Jake Delhomme on Saturday evening. Absolutely incredible. I’m going to be walking around muttering “&%$@ing Delhomme” for at least a week. Dude is like a middle-aged Favre. Even Salma Hayek at the Golden Globes can’t help me. &%$@ing Delhomme…

Dreamboat and Gisele are each others’ lobsters. (People)

Gil might be out for the entire season. (Washington Times)

Shouldn’t the jersey say “James?” (Waiting For Next Year)

Female Brazilian soccer star, Marta is coming to American soil to play. (LA Times)

Naughty Boston teacher seduced a 13-year-old. (Boston.com)

A list of the 20 most memorable playoff games. (The Love of Sports)

Pacman likes strip clubs. (Sporting News)

WTF? (Craig’s List)

MLB and stimulant use. (Steroid Nation)

The 2008 NFL season was the year of the fine. (BadSnap)

A look at Tayshaun Prince’s chances of making the All-Star game. (Mlive)

Should the NHL step in and make Ovechkin a starter? (Kallas Remarks)

The Phillies have a history of signing the wrong brother. (We Should Be GM’s)

Blue Jackets’ rookie goalie gets his big shot after an injury to the starter. (Josh Q Public)

Trouble for Ruby Tuesday’s. The restaurant business isn’t looking great. (Wall Street Journal)