Dallas Motorist Points Gun at Michael Irvin
1-liner, Guns, Media Gossip/Musings January 14th. 2009, 9:00amWhere was Cris Carter?: A passing motorist pointed a handgun at former Dallas Cowboy Michael Irvin as he drove in Far North Dallas on Monday night, according to a police report. “The passenger pulled out a semiautomatic and I knew what time it was. But he said ‘Oh, that’s Michael Irvin, with the Dallas Cowboys.’ So we started talking about the Cowboys and everything. Then they got back on the highway. I tell you what, I’m glad he was a Cowboy fan,” Irvin said. (Dallas Morning News)
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January 14th, 2009 at 9:03 am
How about not rolling your window down when someone pulls up next to you and rolls their window down? Not sure this is even worthy of a one-liner, but since it involves the Cowboys, I suppose it’s news. It’s news when their janitors change replace the toilet paper rolls at Valley Ranch, for fuck’s sake.
January 14th, 2009 at 9:04 am
ppl are crazy.
January 14th, 2009 at 9:05 am
They did??!?!?!?!?!?!
January 14th, 2009 at 9:06 am
Damnit. Almost…
/doesn’t really wish harm on ppl
January 14th, 2009 at 9:10 am
I love Michael Irvin , but this is too strange to believe.
January 14th, 2009 at 9:11 am
Was it Everett McIver?
January 14th, 2009 at 9:13 am
i’m sure it was just like when he had a crack pipe he was throwing out for a friend.
January 14th, 2009 at 9:16 am
I guess it was about time for Irvin to be in the news. Been awhile.
January 14th, 2009 at 9:34 am
If youre dumb enough to stop and have a conversation with someone who was pointing a gun at you, maybe you should get shot.
January 14th, 2009 at 9:35 am
Marvin Harrison would have pointed one back. AND pulled the trigger.
January 14th, 2009 at 9:37 am
LOL this is too funny.
January 14th, 2009 at 9:39 am
I think there’s more to this story. Irvin probably got the guy in the neck with some scissors.
January 14th, 2009 at 9:50 am
/fixed