PM Roundup: Renegade Monkey; Computer Issues
Baseball, College Basketball, NFL, NFL retirees, What the hell is wrong with people, When Computers Piss You Off January 15th. 2009, 3:00pm
I know Imig loves Kelly Brook. (LessSFW I guess. Not that I have to worry about it.) I’m pretty sure she’s up there with Kelly Kapowski in his book. After the jump, an absolutely tremendous video about a monkey on the loose in Florida.
Ricky Hatton hates Cristiano Ronaldo. (Josh Q Public)
Some girl bought a new computer, couldn’t figure out how to work it and dropped out of school. Then instead of calling the school, she called the evening news. The comments on the story are worth a read. Bonus points if you don’t find the anchor annoying. (WKOW)
South Carolina looking to outlaw swearing? I call bullshit. (Slashdot)
Go on and place a bid for the virgin. You know you want to. (FOXNews)
The Mets love Dominos now. (eTrueSports)
Ranking the big TEleven basketball programs. (Kornheiser’s Cartel)
Some retired players still get paid pretty well. (Sports Biz)
Great bargains at Derrick Coleman’s estate sale. (Detroit News)
Other ideas for the Mets’ incredibly creative commemorative patches. (The Sports Hernia)
Justin Tuck on the Dan Patrick Show. He’d welcome Plax back if he cleaned up his act. (SI)
New Orleans got a new defensive coordinator. Can you even stand the wait for the page to load? (Saints Beat)
After watching it for the third time, I have to say it could use some more monkey puns. (Breitbart.tv)
32 Responses to “PM Roundup: Renegade Monkey; Computer Issues”
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January 15th, 2009 at 3:06 pm
Bids for the virgin were up to 3.8 million. Maybe if we pool our money together….
Not 1st tho because crying is not a turn on.
January 15th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
The monkey is not from these parts.
“These parts” is of course, Florida. That’s just damn fine journalism right there.
January 15th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
the chase scene in the monkey video is awesome!
January 15th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
how come the monkey didn’t throw feces at the anchor and the trapper? or did the monkey like them?
January 15th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
Not 1st tho because crying is not a turn on.
+1, sw
This really could cause some kind of trickle-down effect where virgin chicks everywhere begin to sell off their bloody mess.
January 15th, 2009 at 3:13 pm
I use Open Office. It’s pretty good.
January 15th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
Did the monkey try to have sex with an underage student?
January 15th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
She was enrolling in online classes because she thought it would make her life easier?
Her problem wasn’t linux, it was self-sabotage.
January 15th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
That list in an abortion.
January 15th, 2009 at 3:31 pm
Life in Florida. Each day is better than the next.
January 15th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
According to the stupid girl can’t use a computer story, CRM likes men.
/NTTAWWT
January 15th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
I agree with Sparty. List sucks.
January 15th, 2009 at 3:36 pm
that monkey story is bananas.
/tip your waitresses, i’ll be appearing at the laff shack in Des Moines next week
January 15th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
Hawkeye, the fact that MSU is put 3rd is beyond retarded. but Indiana 5? do they realize that Indiana might not have a winning record for the next 4 years?
January 15th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
I’ve been lampooned. I was curious as to why I got a confirmation e-mail a few minutes ago.
January 15th, 2009 at 3:42 pm
sparty – I’m guessing no. Hard to bring in recruits when you can’t win a game (see Minnesota 1999-2006). Did you see that since Tubby is nearing 60, it’s going to be difficult to get kids to play for him? What a joke.
January 15th, 2009 at 3:43 pm
“Let the Monkey out show them fools what its all about holla out holla out ooh ohh ahh ahh”
/Redman’d
January 15th, 2009 at 3:43 pm
they also don’t give credit to Tubby and Izzo for how good of coaches they actually are. They are basing everything off recruiting.
January 15th, 2009 at 3:46 pm
Uhhh yeah, there is a jet in the Hudson river right now… near the 42nd st. bridge.
January 15th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
sponge-whaaaaaaaaaat?
January 15th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
check out any cable news channel right now.
January 15th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
Why was there some bitch screaming when the monkey ran away? It’s a damn monkey, not a wild mountain lion!
Thanks for the Top Shelf post today, TBL. Way to go.
January 15th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
SG- Don’t under estimate Monkeys they can fucking kill you. Just like Pandas.
January 15th, 2009 at 3:53 pm
Wanna bet?
January 15th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
This is one of the Safest For Work Roundup pics ever. Cute enough girl, but it doesn’t do much for me. Some advice for her: focus attention away from that long face by showing off your big cans.
January 15th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
Diesel-Look, I love Tom Crean. Great coach, but things are bad in Indiana thanks to Kelvin Sampson. I was exaggerating a little bit, but right now, Michigan and Minnesota have a brighter outlook.
January 15th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
Saints get to blitz again for the first time since Ron Zook left. That’s a good thing.
January 15th, 2009 at 4:21 pm
People really got pissed at that computer report. Not that it was a good story, or should have even been a story, but some of the hate directed at the girl who bought the computer was a little over the top. She’s going to school to get better with technology, not because she already is. That said, she definitely could’ve figured some stuff out on her own before going to a news station.
January 15th, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Sparty, not with the recruiting classes we have coming in
January 15th, 2009 at 4:34 pm
What I know is that the Big 10 won’t be seen as a weak conference for much longer… Minny, Michigan, Indiana, and Iowa are all benefitting (or will be soon) from great coaching hires. Purdue, Wisky, Sparty, and Ohio State all have great coaches that shouldn’t be going anywhere anytime soon. Webber is saving himself from detractors with a great season so far this year and more great recruiting coming in the door. Dechellis and Carmody are both decent fits at their respective schools and make them difficult to play.
Big 10 ball will be as good as any in the country over the next several years based on the coaches, current talent, and future recruiting classes.
Questions: Will Tubby leave for Arizona? Will Izzo continue his reign at Sparty indefinitely? Which coach gets a short leash when their team doesn’t produce over the coming few years?
January 15th, 2009 at 4:44 pm
Yes.
January 15th, 2009 at 5:18 pm
As someone who teaches the occasional online class, let me simply say the following:
“If you don’t know how to use the technology, an online class may not be the right fit for you.”
By which I mean:
If you don’t know how to use the technology, why the hell do you think you’d be a successful online learner?