Obviously, today was a huge day for America. Congratulations to our new President Barack Obama. Here’s a look at the transition between Presidents at the White House today. Just like moving to a new apartment in college.

I’ll be here all day tomorrow, so make sure to send all your wonderful tips to me (alumnigonzo@gmail.com) and not TBL. I like you more than he does anyway. Even though he smiles and nods when you talk to him, you know his mind is on the next episode of Gossip Girl… Oh, and that’s Isla Fischer in Allure.

Guy pieces together a lobster shell, returns it to the supermarket, and runs out with a bag of crab legs when employees caught on. By the time the police arrived at his house the evidence had been destroyed. (Times Union)

First we had David Beckham in his underwear for an ad. Then we had Victoria Beckham in her underwear for an ad. Well, somebody at Armani is looking at a promotion because they realized they could put them both in their underwear for the same ad. Brilliant. (Sports Crackle Pop)

More on the fighting in hockey debate. (New York Times)

Cleveland loves ManKok. (PFT via MLJ)

The Nuggets are actually better off with ‘Melo on the shelf. (With Malice)

An interview with writer Dan Wolken. (Sparty & Friends)

Irish player grew up next to Obama. (Journal Gazette)

Popular Chicago sports radio personality cut. (Sun Times)

Some stuff Obama could do to the sports world after he’s fixed the economy and other unimportant stuff like that. (The Big Picture)

Using the transitive property to make you believe your favorite team deserved the National Championship. (College Game Balls)

All white wide recievers wear #83. It’s science. (BadSnap)