2009 PGA Tour Primer
Commenters Doing All The Work, Golf January 21st. 2009, 2:40pm
Golf season is upon us, so I’ve asked commenter/blogger Spencer096 to give us a little preview. In addition to being a Major League Jerk, he blogs about his favorite sports ever at Tuna Golf.
Golf season has already started (/shock) so why not take a look at what’s going on this year on the PGA Tour and what you can look forward to this summer.
Tiger’s Return:Â I’m not going to spend much time on this…he’ll probably be back before The Masters (most likely at either the WGC Match Play, Arnold Palmer’s event at Bay Hill or the WGC CA Championship at Doral…you know…big money events at courses he likes) and he’ll probably come back his normal dominant self. He’s already hitting full shots and playing a few holes, and let’s be honest here…it’s Tiger f-in’ Woods.
Race to Dubai:Â This is a HUGE development in golf. The FedEx Cup is a mess on an epic scale, and due to the fact that the American economy is in a port-o-pooper’s swill tank. Many of the PGA stalwarts are flocking across the pond (and to the Middle East) to get their Euro Tour status so they can get into the field for the ridiculous riches that await them at the Euro Tour season ending event in Dubai.
Anthony Kim, Vijay, Camillo Villegas, Boo Weekley and numerous other top 50 pros are taking advantage of this because it’s extremely easy to get their Euro Tour card. Most of these guys are eligible for all the majors and all the WGC events, which all count towards Euro Tour status, meaning they only have to play three or four Euro events to have status. What’s this mean for golf fans? Only good things…better worldwide golf, and exposure to some of the lesser-known, but uber-talented Euro guys like Robert Karlsson, Martin Kaymer and Henrik Stenson. Plus, fans get an event towards the end of the year that’ll have a field that will rival any other this season.
Sucks for the PGA Tour stateside, but you know what? This might spur commissioner, Tim Finchem into actually doing his job instead of being a glorified hand-shaker. Note to Tim: Less drug testing; more focus on your product.
Sergio Garcia: My mancrush is the second ranked player in the world and playing some of the most absurd golf (non-Tiger division) we have ever seen. For all the knocks on El Niño, his immaturity and chokery, his game hasn’t been in sharper form. He’s the best player in the world from tee-to-green, has an elite short game and has posted top-10’s in pretty much every tournament he’s entered since last August.
So why should we take notice? Because his heel – his putting – has gone from a liability to increasingly steady. While it’s not great, it doesn’t need to be because he consistently hits it closer than everyone else, giving him chances to score. He ranked in the mid-100’s in putts per round, but second in overall scoring average…how ridiculous is that? The dude takes a ton of putts but still manages, on average, to score under 70 per round, and that’s on the hardest courses, not the cream-puff birdie fests that a lot of guys inflate their stats with.
I’m telling you, this is going to be a HUGE year for Sergio, like it or not, and I’m going on record saying he’s winning the US Open AND the British Open this year.
FedEx Cup: They changed the scoring format this year and tweaked some other things, but you know what? It still blows. It’s not interesting, it’s contrived, and there’s really nothing they can do in this format to keep Tiger from winning it every year he tees it up.
Meanwhile, the Race to Dubai is drawing the best players globally, to play in an event that’ll reward the living daylights out of the limited field and will undoubtedly be the most intense golf of the season outside of the majors. So what can the powers at be do to combat this?
If I was Tour commish, I’d change the FedEx Cup drastically. How exactly is the current format a “playoff?â€Â It’s not. Why not do something awesome and unique? Why not make the four tournaments’ scores accrue and the guy with the lowest aggregate score wins? Why not take a page from the NCAA basketball tournament and do a gigantic match play event, halving the field after every two rounds until there are only two guys left standing and a 36 hole match play event with $10 million on the line? Why not do some kind of modified stableford where eagles, birdies and bogeys are awarded points?
Want people to watch? Here’s an idea, don’t try and force feed another bland stroke play event at boring courses with absolutely no storylines to an audience that’s already distracted by the NFL and college football seasons. If you want this event to stand out, do something radical, something people won’t be able to see 20+ weekends per summer. Tim, did you really think that four stroke play events would really get people to tune in when, each year so far, the outcome has been decided a week or two before the TOUR Championship?
The Majors:Â Augusta has listened and is reportedly scaling their roided-up course back a little to make it into the exciting, last nine sprint that it always was instead of some tricked up show-pony golf course that looks pretty but reacts to shots like a menopausal porcupine. The last two Masters have been atrocious, worse than any torture track US Open I can remember. But change is in the air…so we’ve got that going for us.
The US Open is at the most difficult course in America, Bethpage Black. In 2002, we had Tiger winning with Sergio and Mickeltits in hot pursuit and a boisterous New York crowd doing everything from inciting Sergio to give them the finger and singing “Happy Birthday†to Phil at the first tee. As hard as it is, the Black weeds out the crappy PGA players and the cream rises. We’re in for a treat here.
Just to finish things off…Turnberry is hosting the British Open, a staple in the Open rotation while the PGA heads to Hazeltine in Minnesota, where Rich Beem nipped Tiger to fluke his way to a major win. Cool courses, but compared to the tracks being played in 2010 (Augusta, Pebble Beach, St. Andrews, and the most creatively designed course in America, Whistling Straits), Bethpage is the only real “wow†course on the slate this year.
Outlook for 2009:Â We’re approaching another Golden Age of golf. Tiger is the best player by miles, but with his absence, and the fantastic Ryder Cup, some new faces have risen to the forefront, giving us a deeper field of quality players than the sport has ever seen.
Will Paddy Harrington get some crappy weather at a major where he can slop his way to a win and overcome the fact that, under ideal scoring conditions, he usually gets lapped? Will Anthony Kim turn into the player we all think he’ll be? What about Hunter Mahan and Sean O’Hair – talented wunderkinds who have the ability to break 60 on any given course? Will Phil rebound? Does Camillo Villegas actually have substance beneath the flashy veneer? Will Vijay overcome his recent knee operation and be the steady force we’re used to? Can Sergio actually step up and challenge Tiger Woods? Will anyone notice that Geoff Ogilvy is one of the top 5 players in the game? How much more talent will Adam Scott squander?

People…pay attention to golf this year. We have the opportunity to get in on the ground floor of a growing pool of elite players than we’ve ever had before. Even last season we didn’t have the same number of guys just chomping at the bit like we do now. There are at least 10 guys out there just dying to get a major, golfers who want it so bad they’d kill for a chance to win. Each week is going to be a dogfight between one of these top players and these guys have definitely separated themselves from the pack.
When golf had Jack squaring off against Arnie, Gary Player, Tom Watson and Lee Trevino every single major, the game was never better. We’re entering another era just like that, except there are twice as many worthy challengers to the throne of a wounded king. It’s going to be one helluva season.
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January 21st, 2009 at 2:43 pm
yay golf….zzZZZZZzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzZZZz. golf is rich people’s nascar either way you turn it on i want to fall asleep
January 21st, 2009 at 2:44 pm
Tuna Golf is a great name for a blog. I’m not really a big golf fan other that watching majors when Tiger’s in contention, but I do love to play it on Xbox Live. I haven’t really read this whole post yet, but I commend Spence for his obviously knowledgeable fandom and analysis. It’s admirable, even if I don’t share it.
In closing,
Golf > Soccer.
January 21st, 2009 at 2:45 pm
I read it all and enjoyed it. Don’t listen to all the haterz!
January 21st, 2009 at 2:46 pm
spencer, e-mail me the cliffs notes version.
January 21st, 2009 at 2:48 pm
here you go fetch…
flacco sucks.
January 21st, 2009 at 2:50 pm
Fucking great post. Golf is infinitely better than soccer. Spencer – does Daly play a single PGA event this year (that was left out of your analysis).
January 21st, 2009 at 2:50 pm
I read all the way up to Sergio Garcia and then needed a insulin shot.
January 21st, 2009 at 2:51 pm
shooter mggavin was one of the best movie assholes of all time imo. “you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?”…..”uh….no!”
January 21st, 2009 at 2:53 pm
no…plus he’s on suspension for six months.
honestly, i hate john daly. he’s the reason “golfers aren’t athletes” and is a mockery to the game itself.
January 21st, 2009 at 2:53 pm
spencer, pretty sure i remember you saying close to the same thing about sergio last year as well.(/burn) not that i don’t like el choko, really i like him tons more than tiger, but until he wins something meaningful, i.e. a major, i wish everyone would tell me something besides he is a great ball striker and a shitty putter, because i already know that.
January 21st, 2009 at 2:57 pm
Story: went to the US Open when Daly was near the height of his fame (Tiger was still an amateur). He and Mark O’Meara were the two nicest guys there… so I will always have a soft spot for Big John. BTW, Ben Crenshaw was a giant dickwad.
January 21st, 2009 at 2:58 pm
Where’s the Hooters Tour preview Spence?
January 21st, 2009 at 2:58 pm
Spence is already fired up – his boy Zach Johnson already has a win this year in Hawaii.
BTW – Oakmont is the hardest course in America, Bethpage is the hardest PUBLIC course.
January 21st, 2009 at 2:59 pm
ark…i hear you and that’s the argument i always get in response to my open mancrush on the guy, but his win at the players and what he did at the end of last year trumps all that. look at his finishes from the PGA Champ onward…i don’t think he fell out of the top 10 in ANY tourney.
he was deep in the mix in every FedEx Cup event, right there at the PGA, then started rollin’ fools on the Euro Tour. he’s entering the age where most (tiger doesnt count) golfers hit their stride, the age where jack won 5 majors in 4 years, where hogan won three in a season, where arnie made his name…it’s all pointing to a huge year.
January 21st, 2009 at 3:00 pm
when retirees stop playing golf and they stop making every fan be quiet when a pro golfer is golfing(yeah i bet people in the nba and nfl and mlb and nhl wish the crowds would be quiet also but guess what they’re not.) thts when i will start calling golfers athletes.
January 21st, 2009 at 3:03 pm
god this rationale pisses me off…it’s not about quiet, it’s about the consistency of the noise. the crowds aren’t a problem in MLB, NFL, etc because it’s always consistent.
Roeth…ive changed my opinion on zach johnson…i like him now. oakmont and bethpage are my two favorite courses…i called bethpage the hardest for the sake of the post. i think golf digest has shinnecock hills as no. 1, but regardless, bethpage is a stern test.
January 21st, 2009 at 3:03 pm
Good job spencer, enjoyed the read
Just 4 more years and I can join the Senior Tour.
Now, if I can quit 3-putting, hooking my drives, chunking my pitching wedge, hitting it into the water, thinking I can power-fade a 5 iron from 220….
January 21st, 2009 at 3:04 pm
Spencer – does Daly play a single PGA event this year (that was left out of your analysis).
no…plus he’s on suspension for six months.
False. He’s exempted into the British and PGA, events which come after his suspension is completed. There’s no reason to think he won’t tee it up there, nor is there any reason to think he want get 1 or 2 sponsor’s exemptions into the Fall Finish crapfest.
January 21st, 2009 at 3:05 pm
Yeah Roethlishotdog..Yeah…Well let me tell you something…Bethpage Rulez Oakmont Drollz…it is so totally better…I mean it is Public so what?..It is the People’s Open..eat it pal eat it
/I have no idea what I am talking about…still Torn up about SD and his loss
January 21st, 2009 at 3:05 pm
won’t get, as opposed to want get, but the point is Daly will play a few events this year.
January 21st, 2009 at 3:06 pm
good read spencer. I went golfing last weekend
January 21st, 2009 at 3:07 pm
tiger throws a hissy when a dude is taking a pic of him in his backswing…a real athlete would just keep his focus and not let it bother him….you put golfers with the crowds at the big four sports they would be bitching a moaning like little ninnys
January 21st, 2009 at 3:07 pm
ah, true story…good catch.
still hate JD.
January 21st, 2009 at 3:08 pm
Until Sergio gets a brain transplant, he’ll be the Colin Montgomerie of his generation.
January 21st, 2009 at 3:09 pm
again…consistency of the sound. if theres a crowd making noise the entire time, it wouldn’t be a problem. if it’s dead quiet, and some dickhead snaps a photo, then yea, that click sounds like a gunshot.
January 21st, 2009 at 3:10 pm
Actually, they have the Ocean Course at Kiawah, site of the 91 Ryder Cup listed as the hardest. Bethpage is #6.
http://www.golfdigest.com/rankings/courses/toughest/2007/americastoughest_0703
January 21st, 2009 at 3:10 pm
Also a true story. Someone did a study on the effectiveness of the Duke fans’ actions to disrupt free throws. The only one that was effective at all was when everyone yelling and then stopped at the same time.
January 21st, 2009 at 3:10 pm
Precisely. Plus, the original argument (retirees and lack of noise) applies to things like tennis as well.
January 21st, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Jay V…that list is from 1997. im almost 100% positive the most recent rankings have shinnecock no. 1.
January 21st, 2009 at 3:12 pm
fixed
January 21st, 2009 at 3:12 pm
boo hoo. well the only way we can solve this is to have a loud crowd at a pga event to see how golfers react. i bet they dont do so fucking well. golf isnt a sport its a leisure activity.
January 21st, 2009 at 3:13 pm
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Ever see those commercials for The Villages? Those old bucks are out there playing softball too so that’s not a sport either. (By softball, I mean Jenny Finch softball, not beer league)
January 21st, 2009 at 3:13 pm
Good post, Spence.
January 21st, 2009 at 3:13 pm
they do. the 16th hole at the FBR Open is noisy as hell and they do fine for the most part.
January 21st, 2009 at 3:14 pm
I played the Ocean Course in 2006. That course is a BITCH. I tend to hit a higher ball (not good enough to change trajectory when I want), and 18 was coming into the wind. Took solid drive, solid 3 wood, solid 3 wood to get to the damn green.
January 21st, 2009 at 3:14 pm
that was good spence. This year should be interesting but those majors next year? Damn that will be something.
January 21st, 2009 at 3:16 pm
Jay V…actually, just ignore me. i forgot they only do the rankings every other year.
and my point remains, bethpage is still a bitch of a course.
didnt they give kiawah a cool nickname after the ryder cup was there? something about a massacre or some shit like that.
January 21st, 2009 at 3:16 pm
I looked for an 08 list, couldnt find it, but I believe you. No matter, we’re all hacking away on any of the 50.
All-in-all, good analysis Spence.
My guys to watch in 2009, in terms of making big noise in a major: DJ Trahan & Soren Hanson.
January 21st, 2009 at 3:17 pm
the majors in 2010 will be unbelievable…especially considering tiger should be knocking on jack’s door by then.
January 21st, 2009 at 3:18 pm
so at one hole in the pro golf world they are loud? wow i have been proven wrong. nothing personal spence i just hate golf and golfers kinda like some people hate the circus and clowns. i dont know why i hate it i just do.
January 21st, 2009 at 3:18 pm
Good article. Hate Sergio, but hey, everyone needs a vice or three. Sergio and chronic happen to be a couple of yours…
Honestly, Tiger will be a story this year. Will his rehab be ready for Augusta? Will the knee do any lasting damage to his torqued swing? Will he bcome MORE dominant?
I know his story may be tiresome to some, but it is the best sports story we have over the last 10 years. It’s tough for some to recognize one of the greatest athletes of all tim
January 21st, 2009 at 3:20 pm
Kiawah was nicknamed “Looney Dunes” after the 91 Ryder Cup.
January 21st, 2009 at 3:21 pm
i hear ya spence. like i said, i don’t mind sergio at all, and if he can hit that stride where he can compete with tiger, that would be some awesome golf to watch. what i would almost rather see though is a guy like boo weekly or zach johnson or really a youngster anthony kim come out like gangbusters and catch tiger “off gaurd” (if that is possible) and compete week in and week out.
January 21st, 2009 at 3:21 pm
will Tiger’s s competitiveness give him the ability to play all the way to 50? you think he will still be winning masters at 46 like jack?
January 21st, 2009 at 3:22 pm
if tiger was white would it be the best story of the last 10 yrs? i doubt it
January 21st, 2009 at 3:22 pm
Spence (or anyone else for that matter): You do any fantasy golf, or pools or anything? I’m involved in a huge majors pool that’s about 10K pot for all 4. Week before the Masters, I’ll send anyone any info that might be interested.
January 21st, 2009 at 3:24 pm
good job spence. +1 rwh.
January 21st, 2009 at 3:25 pm
I’ve never done fantasy golf for the whole season, but I’ve been in “major” pools before. Essentially, you broke the top 100 in the world rankings into groups of 10 (1-10, 11-20, etc.) and everyone picked one golfer from each group. Total combined earnings at each tourney won 10%, and the total for all 4 majors won 60% of the pool
January 21st, 2009 at 3:25 pm
tiger will call it quits when he isn’t able to win tournaments week in and week out…so probably like 45ish or something?
ark…not sure how much golf you watch, but there’s this 19 year old irish kid who’s a 2 year vet on the Euro Tour named rory mcillroy who is absolutely outrageous. if AK isn’t the challenger, rory is probably the next guy in line.
January 21st, 2009 at 3:26 pm
Jay V: that’s pimp. i tried a fantasy golf league at work, but the fat bastard that ran the league was terrible. it was just a pick the winner type league and the dude would get everyone’s picks, but no one would see his pick until miraculously pick the winner. that dude finished in first, his dad finished in 2nd, and his son finished in 3rd. BUSCH.
January 21st, 2009 at 3:26 pm
na, never done fantasy golf.
January 21st, 2009 at 3:28 pm
Ask Roger Federer.
January 21st, 2009 at 3:30 pm
if you play TW the video game, rory mcillroy may be the best kept secret in the game.
January 21st, 2009 at 3:31 pm
hey spence, what about tad fujikawa?
January 21st, 2009 at 3:32 pm
federer is an all-time great, but not on tiger’s level. it’s infintely easier to dominate tennis than it is to dominate golf. even when jack was at his prime, he wasn’t coming close to what tiger is doing now.
last year, the lowest tiger finished was 5th and won four times out of six…and he only plays the top tourneys. that’s not human. he’s dominating a sport that, for all intents and purposes, couldn’t be dominated. there are more quality players than ever, including all-time greats who won’t get their due because of the era, and tiger is still whooping them all. he’d be a big story if he was white, black, purple, whatever.
January 21st, 2009 at 3:33 pm
Funny. I don’t think of Tiger as black. I think of him as the most dominant athlete in sports, period.
Men’s tennis lost its luster when it became a 3 hit game. Serve, return, winner. It got some luster back last year with the Great Match. Some of the Federer thing is that he is just so dull while beating the tar out of everyone. Similar to Sampras before him. There is nothing wrong with emotionless beatings, but it doesn’t play well in the media or with fringe fans.
January 21st, 2009 at 3:33 pm
i don’t really follow the euro tour a whole lot, and i haven’t heard of rory mcillroy before, but i love watching younger guys that can go out and rip the ball without a care in the world. what do you think about bubba watson? i rememeber hearing about him when he was at georgia, then more recently when he was in contention at the 07 open. i know he isn’t a younger guy, but do you think he has the skills to ever contend in a major? i like the guys swing for some reason, probably because he can rip it. he also seems like a genuinly good guy.
January 21st, 2009 at 3:33 pm
fuck tadd fujikawa
January 21st, 2009 at 3:34 pm
Jay V – I would be interested.
January 21st, 2009 at 3:37 pm
im a big bubba fan…like him 1,000x more than his peer JB Holmes.
tiger plays a lot of practice rounds with bubba because bubba works the ball like few guys on tour. couple that with outrageous length off the tee and he’s deadly. he needs to learn to putt, but that comes with time, and if he ever could control his temper, he’d be someone to watch. he’s pretty young still.
could he win a major? shit, if shaun micheel and rich beem can win majors, i should hope someone as talented as bubba could too. but i don’t think he’ll ever reach the top 25 or so.
January 21st, 2009 at 3:39 pm
Jay V…im interested too. spencer09600@gmail.com
January 21st, 2009 at 3:51 pm
Jay V… i’m interested ac21182118@gmail.com or thetunagolf@gmail.com
January 21st, 2009 at 3:53 pm
im a big bubba fan…like him 1,000x more than his peer JB Holmes.
what happened to bubba golf? is it still around since steve & barry’s closed?
January 21st, 2009 at 4:04 pm
/still waiting on the AIG will not be renewing its shirt sponsorship deal with Manchester United post.
January 21st, 2009 at 4:26 pm
Hopefully Tiger will be at the Arnold Palmer Invitational this year since we will be there. Always awesome.
January 21st, 2009 at 7:00 pm
spencer: Great effort. Nice to see golf get a little ink.
Disagree a little w/ Sergio (as do others). I guess I’ll believe it when he does it.
misc: Kiawah/Ryder Cup: “War at the Shore”
jayv: if you come back to this post, I’m interested in the pool jpq1999@yahoo.com
January 22nd, 2009 at 1:50 am
Solid analysis spence. While I suck at playing I do love wathcing the majors.
JayV – bryan.bradetich@gmail.com