Caption Post: The Stanford Tree
Cheerleaders, Mascots January 21st. 2009, 4:06pmI won’t call it a contest because whoever “wins” won’t get anything. Also, I assume 1 Happy St would win anyway and I don’t want to give him anything.
The picture comes from The Sports Culture.
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January 21st, 2009 at 4:08 pm
Do you like your ass eaten out with syrup or jelly? I prefer syrup.
January 21st, 2009 at 4:09 pm
The Stanford Tree shows off his twig and berries.
January 21st, 2009 at 4:10 pm
+1 Sponge
You beat me too it.
January 21st, 2009 at 4:11 pm
hey stanford tree, tell me how my ass taste.
January 21st, 2009 at 4:13 pm
tastes like pineapple.
/racist?
January 21st, 2009 at 4:13 pm
no, no, yes, tree(no)
January 21st, 2009 at 4:13 pm
This isnt a caption, but she’s queefing, right?
January 21st, 2009 at 4:13 pm
That Stanford Tree outfit has some stories it could tell. It seems like that thing is in the news a couple times a year.
January 21st, 2009 at 4:14 pm
Stanford Tree has a long list of problems we can add sex addict to the list.
January 21st, 2009 at 4:15 pm
Yo baby, you ever had your asshole eaten by a fat man in a tree costume?
/J&SBSB’d
January 21st, 2009 at 4:16 pm
KC- Great Minds.
January 21st, 2009 at 4:19 pm
Tree gets burned by college cheerleader.
January 21st, 2009 at 4:24 pm
Stanford has no official mascot, but the Stanford Tree, a member of the Stanford Band wearing a self-designed tree costume, appears at major Stanford sports events. The Tree is based upon El Palo Alto, a redwood tree in neighboring Palo Alto that appears in the Stanford seal and athletics logo.
/Jmorris
January 21st, 2009 at 4:27 pm
Buffy realizes she may need to cut some fiber out of her diet.
January 21st, 2009 at 4:29 pm
We toss salad, yes we do. We toss salad, how ’bout you?
January 21st, 2009 at 4:31 pm
very very good Happy st.
January 21st, 2009 at 4:32 pm
Bears, Popes and now Stanford cheerleaders shit in the woods.
January 21st, 2009 at 4:37 pm
This one time at cheer camp….
January 21st, 2009 at 4:45 pm
How’s taste my big pee pee, okay?
January 21st, 2009 at 4:56 pm
Yo Tree, Tell me how my ass tastes
/Rap
January 21st, 2009 at 5:12 pm
I bet that tree has wood.
January 21st, 2009 at 5:13 pm
It seems Rule 34 applies to the Stanford tree after all.
January 21st, 2009 at 5:19 pm
once again the stanford tree tries to prove the age old saying once you go tree it is acually physically impossible to go back true
January 21st, 2009 at 5:52 pm
If a tree falls on three girls….
January 21st, 2009 at 10:33 pm
Shortly after this photo, the Stanford tree was seen burning while urinating.