The Clown Show in Dallas Continues: Tight End Martellus Bennett Rapping (Badly)
NFL, Video January 26th. 2009, 3:15pmOy. Half a dozen n-bombs. And you can guess what he rhymed with “Romo.” (It wasn’t directed at Tony, though.) This one should go over real well in Dallas.
Martellus Bennett Should Stick With Football (Landry Hat)
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January 26th, 2009 at 3:19 pm
Speaking of Tony Romo.
January 26th, 2009 at 3:22 pm
KC-”JESUS CHRIST BALLS!”
January 26th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
Speaking of idiot rappers. Has anyone seen Joaquin Phoenix and his rap video?
January 26th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
Yeah, J Simp chubbed up. big-time. for a minute there, i thought Romo knocked her up.
January 26th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
i remember when the dukes of hazzard movie came out and i was positive that there was no anonymous poon i could ever see that was as scorching as she was in that movie.
now? she’s like a failed top 10 draft pick. she’s mike williams. so much promise…all gone…but some team will still pick her up.
anyways…she should mix in a salad.
January 26th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Well, if there HAS to be another January Cowboys story when they aren’t in contention, at least it’s not another Michael Irvin arrest.
January 26th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
My guess of rap….
Our quarterback is Tony Romo,
Peter Falk, he was Columbo.
That is what rhymes with Romo. What else could you be thinking of?
January 26th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
4:20 – I have. Comedy gold. I don’t know what was better, him doing that gangsta hunch and bob or falling off the stage at the end. The dude has to be on horse tranquilizers or toilet bowl cleaner. Completely whacked.
Simpson had to have a had a handler there to say, “honey, that outfit doesn’t work with your rapidly expanding body.” I bet she’s getting fat on purpose to get ridiculed and then she’ll be the spokesperson for some weight loss company and get paid tons of money. 30 lbs later she’ll look hot again and everyone will be impressed and she’ll try acting or singing again. Papa Joe, as disgusting as he is, knows how to keep that dolt in limelight.
January 26th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
Would be so much cooler if he were wearing one of those early nineties inflatable helmets.
January 26th, 2009 at 3:36 pm
mole – you happy duke’s 1?
you’ll get your college hoops post next
January 26th, 2009 at 3:36 pm
She needs some Adderall.
January 26th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
Yeah, but it really doesn’t mean anything. I’m just glad they’ve been playing good ball and shutting opponents down. Don’t think they will beat Wake this week though.
January 26th, 2009 at 3:40 pm
my quarterback is tony romo.
bill romanowski’s nickname was…DAMNIT!
you may have a point here. what could possibly rhyme with romo?
January 26th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
Those pics of Jessica can’t be real, right, thats someone who looks like her. I mean everyone puts on a few pounds during winter, but thats like 20.
January 26th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
Yeah, like if you saw her in a bar you wouldnt want to eff her. lol.
Link?
January 26th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Coop that’s Water Weight she’ll be fine.Maybe.
January 26th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
I am torn. On one hand I should be happy because Duke hasn’t been ranked #1 since 2006, but on the other hand Jess now looks like Lisa Lampanelli.
January 26th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
i can’t get a h/t TBL? i sent you those pics at 9 this morning?
January 26th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
On behalf of all of us, this goes without saying.