Admit it, when you saw the name, you thought … Adult Film Star. Your next question, after reading a couple of paragraphs of her SI.com first piece - on Bull Riding, of all topics - had to be: who is this person and why the heck would SI bring them aboard?

Here’s her facebook page (kindly note all of the “groups” she’s joined) and here’s her blog (she’s a woman of many looks, as evidenced by the constantly-changing hair color). Relentless self-promoter devoid of sports background but sure to work the right wing angle? Discuss amongst yourselves.