Vanessa Hudgens, anyone? … Starbucks cutting 6,700 more jobsWall Street bonuses take a precipitous dip … yet another foolish, wasteful, stimulus bill … man attacks his lawyer with feces in court … rough economy = loose door policies at NYC lounges … too late Radio Shack, we’re done with you … no animal attack after the jump today, just a girl from Nip/Tuck …

Hoyas lose leading scorer DaJuan Summers, and then fourth straight game, 65-57 at Cincy. (Wash Post)

The fall of Miami Hurricanes hoopster Edwin Rios is a sad one. (4th and Fail)

The first and last woman to call an NFL game. (NYT)

Jon Garland to the Diamondbacks. (AZ Republic)

Kevin Love shafted out of the NBA rookie game, and Kevin McHale responded, “That’s utterly ridiculous; who picks that team?” (Star Tribune)

Aaron Heilman is officially the Cubs problem. (Bleed Cubbie Blue)

Hines Ward is “questionable” for the Super Bowl. Ha. (Newsday)

College hoops player of the year straw poll: Griffin, Curry, Harangody. (Journal Gazette)

Serena Williams is going to the Finals of the Aussie Open; so is Roger Federer after his defeat of Andy Roddick. (AP, LA Times)

Patriots owner may be getting into European soccer. (EPL Talk)

The Grizzlies have to pay for breakfast and lunch out of their own pocket, finally. (Commercial-Appeal)

The Tennessee Vols lost their fourth home game in five chances, this time to LSU. (Rocky Top Talk)

Alaskans may not be able to watch the Super Bowl in hi-def. (Daily News)

There’s a correlation between rebounding and the NBA title … so the Magic need to sign somebody or help Superman out. (The Painted Area)

Remember when Paterno signed a 3-year deal? Bobby Bowden only got extended for one more. (Democrat)

Does seem odd to see a no-trade clause in the contract of a Kansas City Royal. (Slowbreaker)