The Roundup: Sandy Koufax Lost Money with Madoff
Baseball, Courts, Legal, Drugs, Jacking off, Michael Phelps, NBA, NFL, NFL retirees February 5th. 2009, 8:00am
It’s been awhile since we’ve showed Megan Fox … don’t foreclose – squat! …pranksters mess with electronic road signs … beer bottle dominoes; impressive … just to balance things out: optimism on the economic horizon! (not that we actually believe that) … failing the driving test 771 times … team manager with down’s syndrome gets onto the floor – and hits a three …
Writer exposes Cash4Gold; company’s CEO offers writer money to essentially “take the story off the internet.” (Boing Boing)
Michael Redd’s gone for the season, and now Andruw Bogut’s on the shelf for eight weeks. (Journal-Sentinel)
On Michael Phelps: “Baby boomers want justice, and the Facebook generation yawns.” (Ball Star)
Sandy Koufax was one of the 13,000 people scammed in Madoff’s ponzi scheme. (NY Post)
Unimpressed by Kobe’s 60-point night. (What Would Oakley Do)
OJ Mayo has regained his mojo: 32 points in a surprising win over Houston. (Commercial Appeal)
Agreed that Cards-Steelers was definitely not the best Super Bowl. Best fourth-quarter? Yeah, we’ll bu that argument. (Chicago Tribune)
Former Dolphins WR Oronde Gadsden, for whatever reason, wants to bring a CFL team to the United States. (Globe and Mail)
Derek Jeter will absolutely not talk about Minka Kelly. (SI)
Justin Fargas of the Raiders, hanging out with some nefarious individuals who possess large amounts of marijuana. (World Star Hip Hop via PFT)
The former Jet, his Super Bowl ring, and a rehab facility. (Star Ledger)
Yes, Connecticut’s Jake Voskuhl is still in the NBA. (The Good Point)
“Paper towels, moisturizer and a “Barely Legal” pornography magazine were three pieces of the incriminating evidence police used to arrest a man for masturbating in a City College parking lot.” (Santa Barbara City College via Busted Coverage)
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February 5th, 2009 at 8:09 am
pranksters mess with electronic road signs …
Saw this a few days ago and thought it was a harmless, yet hilarious prank.
February 5th, 2009 at 8:24 am
illform, put your lost hat on, buddy
February 5th, 2009 at 8:25 am
what a great Lost episode last night. that was real intense.
February 5th, 2009 at 8:27 am
this makes no sense to me since the boomers organized woodstock, smoked copious amounts of ganja, not to mention some of them were part of the whole “Turn on, tune in, drop out” thing.
February 5th, 2009 at 8:32 am
How many times must we see Megan Fox before we see Kristin Kreuk?
No distractingly horrid tattoos, either.
February 5th, 2009 at 8:34 am
has anyone seen this? i hope she’s wrong otherwise 6 Billion US Americans could lose their job over the next year.
February 5th, 2009 at 8:36 am
yep, thats our Speaker of the House.
/gun in mouth.
February 5th, 2009 at 8:36 am
Sponge
- Saw this and immediately thought of you.
February 5th, 2009 at 8:39 am
So, wait, you DON’T get full price for your jewelry? Huh, next thing you’ll tell me the “We Buy Houses – CHEAP” people aren’t goint to give me market rate on my house.
February 5th, 2009 at 8:39 am
TBL – I can’t do Lost. There’s too much college bball on Wed nights and I hate being dragged around by shows like that.
February 5th, 2009 at 8:41 am
Smart man he doesn’t want to fuck that up.
February 5th, 2009 at 8:42 am
no shit. when has he ever talked about his personal life? and why would we care? A-Rod, take notes.
February 5th, 2009 at 8:43 am
I’m right there with you on Megan Fox, bsanders. Every photo of her she looks angry. We get it, Megan. You’re tough and fierce and a real grrrrl. Uncle. Normally, I’d ignore the face and focus on her body … but there’s always a tat that just makes the whole experience stripper-like. Yep … that’s Megan Fox. A skanky stripper who somehow made it big.
February 5th, 2009 at 8:45 am
Well, we get an hour of Kristin Kreuk tonight.
February 5th, 2009 at 8:45 am
It was pretty much like that bsanders, save for the pee jar of course.
I used a catheter and a colostomy bag instead.
February 5th, 2009 at 9:20 am
I preferred TBL’s obsession with Kardashian over Megan Fox.
February 5th, 2009 at 9:30 am
Damn I cant believe I missed that.
February 5th, 2009 at 9:33 am
How about a skanky stripper that I’d like to bang. No one loves Megan Fox because they want to take her home to their parents. They want to do horrible, most likely illegal things to her in a drunken, coke-fueled haze.
/Not talking about myself.
February 5th, 2009 at 9:39 am
team manager with down’s syndrome gets onto the floor – and hits a three
great story
February 5th, 2009 at 9:40 am
/sheepishly raises hand
February 5th, 2009 at 9:55 am
I think the guy in the video with justin fargas is going to buy a “turkey bag”
February 5th, 2009 at 10:23 am
I still can’t over the fact that Megan Fox is with David Silver.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:24 am
in cali you can grow alotta cheeba. legal.
February 5th, 2009 at 12:57 pm
Ahh, I was wondering when the Megan Fox round-up pics would come back. Now I can say she’s not hot!