The Roundup: Joaquin Phoenix Has Officially Lost It
Baseball, College Basketball, Courts, Legal, Drugs, Media Gossip/Musings, Movies, NFL, Soccer, Video February 12th. 2009, 8:00am
Minky Kelly in the front, Joaquin Phoenix on Letterman after the jump … would you let Salma Hayek breastfeed your kid? … taking a shot at Suze Orman …embezzling in China will get you the death penalty … douchebags lawsuit dismissed … Mandy Moore’s off the market … driver accidentally drags body under car for 20 miles … classic combover at UNC-Duke … the Pennsylvania arsonist: 19-year-old female … middle schooler could be face child porn chargers for “sexting” …
Roberto Alomar’s new girl, who has a phenomenal body, claims that the HIV claims about the 2B are all lies. (NYDN)
Wake Forest is still reeling, loses at NC State. (Journal)
Office Space is having a reunion. (Rolling Stone)
Phoenix fans, take a look at Jerry Jones to see what happens when your owners plays GM. (Yahoo)
The NYT was closing in on the A-Rod steroids story before SI broke it. (NY Observer)
Ichiro hits 92 on the gun in a 56-pitch warmup. (NPB Tracker)
Hammering the Astros for getting Tejada. (Chronicle)
Somebody’s angry at columnist Paul Finebaum. (Joe Bucs Fan)
We’ll get to the USA soccer triumph shortly, but why’d an assistant coach from Mexico slap Frankie Hedjuk? (Off the Post)
New book out from a former pitcher absolutely descrubes Bobby Jenks as a drunk and violent. (Midwest Sports Fans)
Favre makes it official by filing retirement papers with the NFL. (NY Daily News)
Sounds like there’s no way Fehr’s releasing the remaining 103 names of the guys who tested positive for PEDs. (USA Today)
Rose on A-Roid: “I was amazed all the guys at ESPN were patting him on his back for coming forward and getting this gorilla off his back. Would he have come forward if the lady hadn’t written the article?” (Sports Radio Interviews)
33 Responses to “The Roundup: Joaquin Phoenix Has Officially Lost It”
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February 12th, 2009 at 8:08 am
George Constanza does not approve of this route.
That is a gruesome story.
February 12th, 2009 at 8:16 am
I wanna beard like Joaquin, oh yea and his drugs
February 12th, 2009 at 8:18 am
I would have to sample it first before deciding.
February 12th, 2009 at 8:19 am
well played
February 12th, 2009 at 8:19 am
Recc, sorry I didn’t reply last night. But Rothbury should be your choice. Amazing last year and I only expect it to get better.
February 12th, 2009 at 8:20 am
And Chelsea, I agree 100%. Those things are like a playground.
February 12th, 2009 at 8:25 am
TBL, did Page 6 let you pick out that picture for Mandy Moore? it’s rather unflattering.
February 12th, 2009 at 8:29 am
would you let Salma Hayek breastfeed your kid?
A lifetime of great Father’s Day gifts from your son.
February 12th, 2009 at 8:31 am
The Joaquin Phoenix stuff has to be Andy Kaufman style. Casey Affleck is on this documentary. Can’t be real.
February 12th, 2009 at 8:31 am
I think CRM is the big Mandy Moore fan
February 12th, 2009 at 8:40 am
Nice job Joe Bucks Fan. Fortunately Finebaum isn’t the only sports talk show on the radio on my way home from work. He’s a Rush Limbaugh wannabe.
February 12th, 2009 at 8:41 am
I don’t think those shoes go with that dress, Minka.
February 12th, 2009 at 8:43 am
“Joagin, I am sorry you couldn’t be here tonight” -Letterman’s closing word.
This is all an act and they (him and Affleck) are going to be pimping out a mockumentary very soon.
February 12th, 2009 at 8:43 am
Because he’s Mexican. GAAAAAAAAH I FUCKING HATE MEXICANS!
/TBL’d
February 12th, 2009 at 8:44 am
But it is not Suze’s hypocrisy or even her intellectual laziness that really bothers me; no, that would be something Suze “loves” called “dollar cost averaging,” which involves buying the same stock over and over again as it falls.
I don’t know much about that chick’s financial philosophies, but that is the most mind-numbingly stupid thing I could think of to do with my money. Makes sense why the Oprah crowd adores her.
February 12th, 2009 at 8:46 am
Thats either meth or heroin, in his case I’ll go with sweet lady H.
February 12th, 2009 at 8:46 am
tough Lost musings, KC. lotta wacky theories floating on the lost message boards. try to contain them until 930.
February 12th, 2009 at 8:50 am
man, it’s the minor leagues. lighten up. besides, where did not drinking and hard work get you Mr. McCarthy?
February 12th, 2009 at 8:50 am
That’d be some serious disrespect to his deceased brother, if so.
February 12th, 2009 at 8:52 am
I swear to God I’m going to pistol whip the next guy who says, ” Mexicans.”
/TBL’d
February 12th, 2009 at 8:57 am
tough Lost musings, KC. lotta wacky theories floating on the lost message boards.
I stay away from the Lost message boards except for what we banter with here and I do read DarkUFo but skip the comments. Actually, I rely on Cthomashowell for all my Lost musings.
February 12th, 2009 at 8:59 am
Shocking.
February 12th, 2009 at 8:59 am
i don’t think his brother would know…
he’s almost too whacked out to be real at this point.
February 12th, 2009 at 9:02 am
February 12th, 2009 at 9:04 am
Dammit Minka, hide the cankles, please. You’re so hot, but you’ve got those.
February 12th, 2009 at 9:08 am
The Lost recap is nearly unreadable this morning. I think I liked it better during the first season.
February 12th, 2009 at 9:12 am
The Joaquin Phoenix stuff has to be Andy Kaufman style. Casey Affleck is on this documentary. Can’t be real.
Think the same thing, except Kaufman could be MILDLY entertaining. This guy is just a boring douche. Too bad no one in the US is old enough to remember Kaufman (not literally, obviously), so this clown comes off as “entertaining”
February 12th, 2009 at 9:32 am
witnessed the ass kicking usa but on mexico in person.
meanwhile @ home my cable went out and I have 27 minutes of Lost on my dvr. I weep.
rafa marquez is a bitch.
February 12th, 2009 at 9:45 am
herdatious -
You a Columbus-ite also? I was there last night as well.
February 12th, 2009 at 9:55 am
Pete Rose – A-Fraud said he didn’t know until that cunt from S.I. told him. How’s he supposed to come out with something he didn’t know?
/texiera baby!
February 12th, 2009 at 10:18 am
I don’t think those shoes go with that dress, Minka.
I think those legs go with my face, Bar.
February 12th, 2009 at 10:38 am
Um, I don’t see any cankles. I see some large tatters that I’d like to bury myself in, but not any cankles.
February 12th, 2009 at 11:14 am
Wally – I drove up and back last night from charleston wv. viva USA.