Leggy model Miranda Kerr, after the jump Jordan vs. Dominique, a dunking history … crazy Canadian sets himself on fire … a 13-year-old boy is now a father … debt-ridden foreigners bolting en masse from Dubai … cops on same force realize they are father and son … anyone want this house for $103k … more details in the Chris Brown beating of Rihanna … depressing but necessary reading: Food shortagesplane crash in Buffalo kills 50 … an interview’s coming later today …

Phoenix newspapers falls for farcical NBA story about a “tattoo cap.” (Alana G)

Connecticut’s second-leading scorer, Jerome Dyson, likely out for the season with a knee injury. (Courant)

Surfer’s arm ripped up by shark in Australia. (Gnarly)

Vegas doorman on Mayweather: “Get within 15 feet of him. He gives $100 bills to anyone within 15 feet of him.” (Review Journal)

Former RB Robert Smith vs. Pro Football Talk? (Deadspin)

Weak to think that the SI swimsuit issue somehow diminishes the A-Rod scoop. (Chicago Business)

Will this hurt Haynesworth’s free agent value? (Tennessean)

Nice placement, cheerleader. (Blaze of Love)

We linked to a couple photos of Robbie Alomar’s new girlfriend; here are some more. (Homer Derby)

ESPN’s doing a solid job of reminding everyone that V-Day is tomorrow. (Ryan Spoon)

More details on Eligin Baylor’s lawsuit against the Papers Clips. (LA Times)

Questionable NBA WAG list – LeBron’s girl? Eva Longoria No. 1? (Man o Fest)

Which state has produced the most MLB, NBA and NFL Hall of Famers? Ohio’s in the top five. Also, five states have no HOFers. (Vent about Sports)

Lendale White’s offseason conditioning is working wonders – he’s lost four pounds. (Bootlegger Sports)

Drunk soccer players assault man with kebab. (Sports Rubbish)

Dunk contests from the 80s. (Fan IQ)