Reunited and It Feels So Fake
ESPN, NBA February 16th. 2009, 10:45am
When we saw Kobe and Shaq at the podium, getting ready to co-hoist the All-Star game MVP trophy, we immediately went to view this video, mostly because it seems more real than the contrived smiles and handshakes in David Stern’s shadow last night.
Blotting on the weekend …
- Kevin Durant went for 46 points in the rookie game, and then won HORSE (which lacked original shots). If he gets Blake Griffin in the draft, pencil the Thunder in the 2011 playoffs.
- Big fan of Chris Webber, and he did an admirable job filling in for Barkley, but the TNT coverage had a massive hole without Sir Charles. Kenny Smith’s geeky, gawking nature about the players is comical.
- Chris Paul nearly had a triple-double: 14 points, 14 assists, and seven rebounds in 29 minutes, which makes him more efficient than Kobe (27 points on 23 shots in 29 minutes), but less efficient than Shaq (17 points on nine shots in 10 minutes). Might as well have awarded three MVPs.
- Craziest trade rumor we read: Tyson Chandler to Oklahoma City in exchange for the expiring contracts of Chris Wilcox and Joe Smith, plus a 1st-round pick at some point. The Thunder thinking defense? TNT should make a move to free up some TV slots for these young kids next year, especially if David Stern can rig the lottery to get them Griffin.
- Unimpressive dunk contest, though we thought the Rudy Fernandez dunk off the back of the backboard might have been the most impressive. He caught it about a foot behind the backboard, with one hand, and brought it around for the dunk. Guess: LeBron will re-think his decision to enter in 2010 and back-out.
- Rich get richer? Surely Brandon Roy would be thrilled if the Blazers somehow land Richard Jefferson for LaFrentz and Outlaw. We’ve always liked Outlaw’s game, but Jefferson’s a much more polished player who would probably come in more handy in the payoffs against Kobe, and might take some pressure off B Roy.
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February 16th, 2009 at 10:48 am
Fuck Nate Robinson. That little mfer stole the Slam Dunk Title.
Jumping off someones back? please. that shit was fucking weak
fuck him and the damn contest
February 16th, 2009 at 10:53 am
If he gets Blake Griffin in the draft, pencil the Thunder in the 2011 playoffs.I wouldn’t go that far.
February 16th, 2009 at 10:54 am
irish, you can’t win the dunk contest by jumping from the free-throw line after Brent Barry proved it’s not that big a deal.
There’s something that makes me question Blake Griffin in the NBA. He doesn’t really have any moves, he’s just an athletic freak. I just don’t think he’ll be able to overpower, outrun, outjump everyone in the NBA like he has in college. I think he’ll be a decent player, but I don’t see him as an All-Star at the next level.
February 16th, 2009 at 10:54 am
He caught it about a foot behind the backboard, with one hand, and brought it around for the dunk
after 20 attempts. not impressive
February 16th, 2009 at 10:55 am
D-Ho’s final dunk was pathetic. even the announcers were saying that it was going to be weak before he attempted it.
February 16th, 2009 at 10:55 am
irish, you can’t win the dunk contest by jumping from the free-throw line after Brent Barry proved it’s not that big a deal
What? Did i say you could?
February 16th, 2009 at 10:56 am
he didn’t even dunk from the FT line, he was in front of it.
February 16th, 2009 at 10:56 am
They put on a great show, Howard’s lob off the side of the backboard was one of the most vicious dunks in history (especially from the sky cam view). He could have made the 12′ dunk better by doing something instead of a normal dunk, it looked too easy.
February 16th, 2009 at 10:56 am
My thoughts exactly. He’ll help the Thunder, but he’s not THE PIECE they need.
February 16th, 2009 at 10:56 am
If the Thunder end up with the #1 pick, they would need to trade Jeff Green (who’s having an excellent year) for either a 2-guard that can shoot or a center who can defend the rim. Then I might buy them as a playoff team.
February 16th, 2009 at 10:57 am
yeah, it was impressive dunking on 12′, but it did look easy for him. I do think LeBron could dunk on 12′ as well.
February 16th, 2009 at 11:02 am
Rudy, Rudy, Rudy
Dwight should have upped it to 14.
Nate won for style, Irish - the whole kyrptonite (green jersey, ball, etc) angle was fresh
February 16th, 2009 at 11:03 am
nsr - did you see the note about Chandler to OKC? You could - COULD - be looking at a frontline of Chandler, Griffin, Durant next year.
February 16th, 2009 at 11:05 am
Sparty, no question on that one. Did you see how high he was on the dunk at the end of the game? Almost his whole head above the rim.
February 16th, 2009 at 11:06 am
@TBL- the little man needs the publicity
February 16th, 2009 at 11:08 am
TBL,
If that’s true, and they could then flip Green to say Chicago for Hinrich or Detroit for Rip (someone in that style), I think you could make a case for them.
February 16th, 2009 at 11:09 am
D-Ho’s final dunk was pathetic
what was so pathetic about that? it wasnt his best dunk but it was far from pathetic. Dwight is a big boy
February 16th, 2009 at 11:12 am
Yes, because if there is one thing Chicago and Detroit need, it’s a small forward.
February 16th, 2009 at 11:13 am
@sparty- Hi Hater
February 16th, 2009 at 11:13 am
TBL- I love this post. “Reunited and it feels so fake”, funny but I think these guys buried the hatchet Shaq is getting old and doesnt want to go out with enimeies plus Bill Russel told them to play nice. Your conspiracy theory about rigging the Lottery was funny also.
February 16th, 2009 at 11:14 am
Green’s playing more of a PF position then SF. Though he and Durant are pretty interchangable depending on the matchup.
February 16th, 2009 at 11:20 am
Nate jumping over D-Ho is pretty damn impressive.
February 16th, 2009 at 11:20 am
Hey Irish Dwight Howard was the biggest bitch of all-star weekend. First he conceded his Slam Dunk Contest Award by letting Nate Robinson dunk over him like Rudy Fernandez reversed. Then Shaq and Kobe made him look like an asshole. Bad Weekend for D-Ho the Ho.
February 16th, 2009 at 11:21 am
No team with championship aspirations is playing Green at PF. So maybe, in hindsight, Chicago is the perfect place for him.
February 16th, 2009 at 11:26 am
jumping over? more like pushing off Dwights back to get more elevation
Biggest bitch huh Tampa BO? nice. Keep doing your thing on here
February 16th, 2009 at 11:26 am
@Quizz,
I disagree. Green isn’t someone you’re going to build your franchise around, that’s for sure. But the NBA is shrinking in terms of individual players’ size. What NBA PF’s would Green not be able to guard? KG? Amare? Bosh? Dirk? Pau? That might be it. And two of those guys are on the downside of their careers.
Green would be perfect playing alongside LeBron or DHo or playing in a system like Utah’s or San Antonio’s. I’d take him in a heartbeat depending on who was around him.
February 16th, 2009 at 11:30 am
Tampa Ho. The black man who likes to call all the white people on here racist. love it. keep talking about fat bitches and trying to fit in with your cool crowd over at MLJ.
February 16th, 2009 at 11:32 am
LOL! Irish you are a Spaz. I talk about D-Ho and you get all personal.
February 16th, 2009 at 11:33 am
sure buddy. that is why you comment towards me. get a life Tampa HO
February 16th, 2009 at 11:34 am
I think Shaq asked DHo how his azz tasted when he nutmegged him for a give and go dunk…
Props to Dwight though for being a good sport and letting Nate jump over him. I thought the prop stuff was good work on Saturday night.
HORSE could have been soooo good, but they just threw it together and it came off as such as joke.
February 16th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Irish I have a life love it. Have fun with all your animals as a failing Real Estate agent.
February 16th, 2009 at 11:38 am
No mention of the 3 pt contest?
Still waiting for the post on LeBron vs. Kobe game winning shots made since LeBron entered the league:
LeBron- 17
Kobe- 14
Game winning misses:
Kobe- 42
LeBron- 33
Wasn’t Kobe supposed to be more “clutch” and have the “killer instinct” that LeBron lacks?
Kobe honks now have to convince themselves that FT % is the only important statistic.
February 16th, 2009 at 11:38 am
failing real estate agent? get your fucking facts straight if you want to talk shit Ho.
February 16th, 2009 at 11:40 am
Is it ironic that a beef is beginning in a post that discusses a beef ending? Or just a coincidence?
February 16th, 2009 at 11:40 am
KG, Amare, Bosh, Dirk, Pau, Boozer, Aldridge, Randolph, Jefferson, Duncan, West, Brand…and others that are emerging/have yet to be drafted (Griffin, etc). That is a long list.
February 16th, 2009 at 11:43 am
Stats are great - right, Duder? Statsy stat stats!
Titles are cool, too. Or even winning a game in the Finals.
February 16th, 2009 at 11:44 am
Jefferson is a C. Ryan Gomes is Minny’s starting PF. Duncan could be guarded by a C and Green could easily guard Bonner. West isn’t overwhelmingly big to the point Green couldn’t guard him. Randolph is a good one. Brand and Boozer are okay but I wouldn’t say they present large problems. Aldridge is a jump-shooting PF (like Green). No problem there. I think the list of PF that present an overwhelming challenge is KG, Amare, Bosh, Dirk, and Pau.
February 16th, 2009 at 11:45 am
Oh no. Not my e-mail address. I’m crying.
February 16th, 2009 at 11:46 am
i love the fact that people think they know what i do. The only person who needs to know where i work is TBL
February 16th, 2009 at 11:50 am
My bad I was thinking about someone else. Cable guy.
February 16th, 2009 at 11:52 am
The last shot argument between Kobe and LeBron does not revolve around go-ahead baskets with 30 seconds left. Most people are talking about at the end of the game with the game on the line, who do you want with the ball. And free throw shooting counts. And while LeBron can get to the rim (bonus points), Kobe’s ability to get a shot off with someone draped all over him also gives you a better look than anyone else could get.
February 16th, 2009 at 11:52 am
Jefferson is a PF playing C right now (well…sort of). The Spurs won’t have Bonner at C for the next few years, they will get a better weapon. West is an all-star PF, let’s not compare him to Green. Aldridge is a PF who can shoot jumpers. He can also post up and has a beautiful running hook from the left block. He would eat Green up. And to say Brand and Boozer are “ok” is ridiculous. Brand is having/had a down year due to injuries and his system but he would DOMINATE Green with his size as would Boozer. I am not saying Green is a bad player. I am just saying that I wouldn’t want him on my team at the starting PF. Starting SF, yes…but not at PF.
February 16th, 2009 at 11:52 am
not sure how anyone could watch DHO this weekend and not love the guy. great game, great personality. Id love to see him and ‘bron together
February 16th, 2009 at 11:54 am
And I just can’t see LeBron doing the dunk contest. Vince Carter was able to successfully combine athleticism with creativity, it seems LeBron only has the athleticism going for him, that and he’s a one-footed jumper. LeBron can jump high, but that’s not going to be enough to get it done I don’t think.
February 16th, 2009 at 11:58 am
Lebron’s intensity is one thing he would have going for him. If he made the same dunk as Howard did (the nasty one where he bounced the ball off the side of the backboard) that would have won him the contest. I doubt he will actually enter though.
February 16th, 2009 at 11:59 am
Tampa Ho- there you go black buddy. I am actually a cable engineer if you want to be exact
February 16th, 2009 at 12:01 pm
I dont think Dwight Howard will do another dunk contest. This was his 3rd straight. I am looking forward to Lebron next year.
February 16th, 2009 at 12:04 pm
Irish - I hope it is DHoward v LeBron next year. That would be awesome. I am becoming a big fan of Howard.
I yelled at the TV when they asked Kobe/Shaq about the last time they played together. “I was there to see you fuckers lose!!!” Game 5 of the NBA finals at the Palace. Awesome night. Awesome to see a championship won.
Shaq was the MVP last night. Kobe scored more meanless points after the outcome was decided.
February 16th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
DJ U-Neek had a CD I bought called “Street Pharmacist”. Just one good song (come to serve em featuring Krayzie)
February 16th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
CP3 was the MVP last night. I really got tired of them asking Shaq and Kobe how did it feel to play together last night?
February 16th, 2009 at 12:35 pm
Shaq helps, no? Or maybe Gasol?
February 16th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
LeBron is going to “twinge” a hamstring a week before the dunk contest next year. Book it. When asked which one, he’ll be unable to tell you.