Isla Fisher here; after the jump, a fan favorite hits Conan … the “celebrity” real estate broker who went broke … Great Depression quotes vs. quotes from the last few years … chimpanzee attacks woman in Connecticut … Kansas is the new California …

A-Rod spent the afternoon of Valentine’s Day with model Melissa Britos; that night, he went out with three “chicks.” (Page 6)

Soccer violence in Brazil puts England’s hooligans to shame. (Dirty Tackle)

High school steroid testing stops in Miami due to … the economy, of course. (Miami Herald)

Here come the denials: Travis Hafner claims to have never done steroids. (Waiting for Next Year)

The ND student cheering section really let South Florida have it last weekend. (Journal Gazette)

The handy card-counting iphone app has been banned by Vegas casinos. (Review-Journal)

Forget drafting a DB – the Jets should just make a move on Chris McAlister, who was cut by the Ravens. (Baltimore Sun)

Maybe Goodell took the salary cut because he knew not everyone would take the buyout? (SBJ)

Natalie Gulbis is posting non-risque photos of herself on Twitter. (East Coast Bias)

Greg Oden’s latest knee injury: “not serious.” (Oregonian)

No arbitration for Ludwick – 1 year, $3.7 million. (Cardinal Beat)

Former teammate Jamie Moyer doesn’t see how A-Rod can get into the HOF. (Graney and the Pig)

Dale Earnhardt Jr.: Spoiled brat. (Orlando Sentinel)

Is Kentucky’s Billy Gillispie giving ESPN’s Jeanine Edwards the business because he previously asked her out and she said no? (Sports by Brooks)