Chiefs’ Larry Johnson Continues Ascent to Celebrity, Begins Dating TLC’s Chili
Athletes and Celebrities, NBA February 18th. 2009, 9:00am
Yes, that is a pink watch adorning the wrist of soon-to-be-former Chiefs RB Larry Johnson. And yes, it appears as if he’s gone to the faux-hawk. If army pants, a white t-shirt, and a pleather (?) jacket isn’t stylin’, we don’t know what is. On his left arm is Chili, formerly of TLC. They’re now “dating,” and were hanging out this weekend at the All-Star game in Phoenix. Besides her uncanny ability to stay youthful-looking, she’s 37; he’s 29.
LJ’s fall from grace has been swift – he’s on the outs with former pal Jay-Z (if the comments here are accurate, it’s all because he appeared in a video), his myriad issues with the Chiefs, and his affinity for (allegedly) pushing and spitting on and beating up women. Good luck with him, Chili.
Larry Johnson, Chilli and a PINK WATCH!!! (Tony’s Kansas City)
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February 18th, 2009 at 9:03 am
Chili likes to be dicked over by dudes (see Usher). Now, if she’d adopt the Left Eye philosophy guys wouldn’t try that shit.
February 18th, 2009 at 9:05 am
RIP Left Eye, you crazy bitch.
February 18th, 2009 at 9:05 am
Larry – keep her away from the candles/matches in the house. TLC has a history of burnin’ NFL shit to the ground.
February 18th, 2009 at 9:08 am
And yes, it appears as if he’s gone to the faux-hawk
I’m not sure that’s a faux hawk. It appears he’s actually shaved the hair on the sides of his head, making it more of a mohawk.
February 18th, 2009 at 9:09 am
I like my chili with no beans
February 18th, 2009 at 9:10 am
That’s correct. There’s a dude on Illinois State’s basketball team named Osiris who sports the same cut. Only he calls it an O-hawk. He moonlights in the offseason as a rocket scientist.
February 18th, 2009 at 9:10 am
Fauxhawk? That’s a way to secure street cred.
February 18th, 2009 at 9:12 am
OK, there is clearly something wrong with her. She clearly doesn’t have subscription to The Kansas City Star or read ANY news period. LJ: Two simple assault charges against women in the last 12 months.
3-1 odds this is the next Chrihanna-gate.
February 18th, 2009 at 9:13 am
She’s playing a very dangerous game with her health…
I truly hope she’s the type who mandates a full medical history before doing The NASTY with this dude.
February 18th, 2009 at 9:15 am
mo-hawk
faux-hawk
February 18th, 2009 at 9:17 am
He’s a couple weeks away from punching her in the face.
February 18th, 2009 at 9:20 am
Apparently, he is going for this look.
February 18th, 2009 at 9:21 am
love how beckham is like all the pictures for the faux-hawk
February 18th, 2009 at 9:24 am
So, what’s the E.T.A. on the first A-Rod post of the day? Is it going to be some kind of feckless pondering of how he said he got the drug in the Dominican Republic to lend credence to the fact he wouldn’t have tested positive for testosterone AND primobolan unless the drug had been tainted? That’s what I’m putting my money on. That, or a frame-by-frame breakdown of his 30-second emotional pullback and swig from water bottle that will be up for a Daytime Emmy this year.
February 18th, 2009 at 9:28 am
11 am post. already written. you’re way, way off.
February 18th, 2009 at 9:28 am
Not street enough.
February 18th, 2009 at 9:30 am
the faux hawk is straight up 2004
what’s next, a wristlet?
February 18th, 2009 at 9:33 am
Is dating Chili really an ascent?
February 18th, 2009 at 9:33 am
Fair enough, just so long as it’s not another meta-post that makes it about the media.
February 18th, 2009 at 9:33 am
Whiteboys rock the faux-hawk. Brothers rock mo-hawks for the most part.
February 18th, 2009 at 9:38 am
Craig Brackins and his goofy faux-hawk
February 18th, 2009 at 9:41 am
11 am post. already written. you’re way, way off.
It’s about how happy Cashman is to “manage his asset” for 9 more years
February 18th, 2009 at 9:53 am
Crazy, Sexy, Cool was the shit.
February 18th, 2009 at 10:04 am
LJ’s hair is terrible at best, but at least it’s not Kanye’s hair. His head is an atrocity, and a detriment to black men everywhere.
February 18th, 2009 at 10:11 am
LJ’s hair is terrible at best, but at least it’s not Kanye’s hair. His head is an atrocity, and a detriment to black men everywhere.
I suppose it’s tough being a gay black rapper, but who cares: Kanye West hates white people.
February 18th, 2009 at 10:12 am
Wow, Johnson’s watch sucks.
February 18th, 2009 at 10:39 am
Johnson and Chili = Two has beens