The inquisitive, rebellious mind that will guide you through the weekend is Cousins of Ron Mexico. His turn-ons include bowling, curling, live blogs of live blogs and James Posey. His major turnoff is people who don’t send him neat links. So stay on his good side – you wouldn’t like him when he’s angry. He has a tendance to hurtle energetically from the NFL combine to the bracket busters. Expect a heavy dosage of UFC coverage this weekend. Speaking of, we recently joined an MMA/Boxing class. It’s bananas. Most of the time, while pinned on the mat and wondering how to escape, we think back to some of the lingo used by CRM in UFC posts.

And then, we tap out. Be safe, kids.