Classic Salma. New school Salma. It’s a beautiful day isn’t it? I’ve decided to open the shades for the first time in a month. The sunlight, she burns, but dammit if it isn’t pretty.

Today’s look at the bubble. (College Hoops Journal)

“How about James “Jim” Burke, 41, of Chelsea, Massachusetts, who was arrested by the FBI on Friday on charges that he had sex with an accused prostitute in an empty courtroom while promising to help get a charge against her dismissed.” How about him, indeed. (Smackcaster)

The New York Post needs a copywriter. (The Sports Hernia)

Turn a Sharpie into a rocket. (lifehacker)

Not all Bucs fans are excited about Lieutenant WInslow’s arrival. (JoeBucsFan)

Newspaper Convention canceled. I assume Rick Reilly just lost a payday. (New York Times)

Arrested: Quincy Carter. (TMZ)

Where have all the fans gone? I heard a rumor… something, something, the economy. (Sparty & Friends)

MLB might be the greatest baseball video game ever. (ESPN)

Coming to grips with Marbury in Boston. (Hardwood Houdini)

The 10 hottest girls in pro surfing. (Transworld Surf)

And why you’re a pervert for just clicking on that link. (PostSurf)

Possible MMA Legends Edition: Randy Couture vs. Minotauro Nogueira at UFC 101. (MMAjunkie)

Octagon Girls Legends Edition: Arianny Celeste in a fitness magazine. (Sports Crackle Pop)