Pros vs. Joes Just Got Real
NBA, NFL retirees, Television February 28th. 2009, 2:50pm
Spike has released the new lineup of former stars that will participate on the new season of Pros vs. Joes. It’s a real who’s-who of just past relevant almost-superstars.
This season they’re going to focus on basketball and football.The “gridiron greats” include Adam Jones, Tim Brown, Simeon Rice, Priest Holmes, Steve McNair, and Rich Gannon. That’s MVP Rich Gannon to you, Joe.
Obviously, the big name is Pacman. Mr. Jones is right at the age of his physical prime. He’s not some over-the-hill former player. He’s just been kicked out of the league. Somewhere Maurice Clarett quietly blogs about what could have been.
The basketball players are Alonzo Mourning, Robert Horry, Glen Rice, Antoine Walker, Shawn Kemp and Steve Francis. I think I speak for everyone when I say, “I cannot wait to see how big Shawn Kemp is.” (I doubt we’ll see much of this.) Also, last time I check, Employee #8 was mentoring the young players in Minnesota. (Or was it Memphis?) How quickly things change in the world of sports.
Finally, lets not forget the original Pros vs. Joes.
34 Responses to “Pros vs. Joes Just Got Real”
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February 28th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
do the pros do this because they are broke or bored? or both?
February 28th, 2009 at 3:02 pm
I think Kenny Powers put it best. “I need to take a job just so the government can garnish my fucking wages.”
February 28th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
Gatorade’s still tryin to get a piece of my ass.
February 28th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
Hootie has no official videos on YouTube. Pain in the ass to find an embeddable copy of that video.
February 28th, 2009 at 3:22 pm
They aren’t putting baseball in the competition? I wanted to see the players and the joes go at in a steroid injection competition.
February 28th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
Wow, I thought half those names were still riding the bench somewhere.
February 28th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
Oops, I forgot to mention that Jay Glazer and Michael Strahan are the hosts.
February 28th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
When did ‘Toine retire? He fell apart pretty damn fast.
February 28th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
this won’t interfere with their new Subway commercials will it?
February 28th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
My friend was a Production Assistant on the first one and he had to hit against Rocker for a trial run through and Rocker said “No way you’re getting a hit off me”. He smoked a single up the middle and just smiled. Then the next pitch was at his head. Then the pitch after that was at his head. then Rocker broke off a curve ball and then threw ANOTHER pitch at his head.
Rocker then stormed off and said, “Why is this kid being a dick?”
Gotta love pro athletes sense of entitlement.
February 28th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
rs27 – good story. I’ve always wanted to be on pros vs. joes. I know I’d get owned most of the time, but I would remember forever that one time I showed up a former pro athlete. That, and I’ve always wondered just how hard, say, a pro cornerback actually tackles. Could I take it without getting hurt? I’ve always wondered.
February 28th, 2009 at 3:46 pm
Is your friend Puerto Rican, Black, or Jewish? Or from New York in general?
February 28th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
February 28th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Your friend is a dick if he really thought he was gonna get a free ride off a professional. They arn’t the best on the planet because they take off pitches. Fuck that.
February 28th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
“Throw me a lob, Rocker, because I’m a bitch and I can’t handle it”
February 28th, 2009 at 3:59 pm
Your friend is a dick if he really thought he was gonna get a free ride off a professional. They arn’t the best on the planet because they take off pitches. Fuck that.
February 28th, 2009 at 4:00 pm
man i really suck at the quote thing
February 28th, 2009 at 4:03 pm
man i really suck at the quote thing
February 28th, 2009 at 4:04 pm
mrejr – Highlight what you want quoted and then hit the button that says “Quote”
You can do it!
February 28th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
ah thank you CRM
February 28th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
Your welcome.
/no sense of sarcasm
February 28th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
yay?
February 28th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
yay!
February 28th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
beautiful
/keeps misspelling “you’re welcome”
February 28th, 2009 at 4:21 pm
CRM to the rescue again!
February 28th, 2009 at 4:30 pm
LSU’s Temple sure is doing a fantastic job on Meeks so far. I think Temple’s the guy who shut down Redick two years ago in the tourney
February 28th, 2009 at 4:31 pm
alright enough malarkey! let’a talk about sports!
so will jeff hardy fight matt hardy once and for all?
February 28th, 2009 at 4:37 pm
Jesus has been traded to God’s team
http://www.nationalfootballpost.com/2009/02/breaking-kitna-traded/
February 28th, 2009 at 4:50 pm
Clearing space for Stafford?
February 28th, 2009 at 4:53 pm
Or Grossman?
February 28th, 2009 at 4:56 pm
not according to mel kiper.
http://thebiglead.com/?p=11885
February 28th, 2009 at 4:59 pm
Clearing space for Stafford?
Or Grossman?
No. Cutler
http://blogs.nfl.com/2009/02/28/cutler-upset-over-potential-deals-to-detroit-tampa-bay/
February 28th, 2009 at 6:33 pm
Way to read the story, Rocker was pissed because my friend got a hit, dummy. My friend didn’t ask for a lob pitch.
March 1st, 2009 at 10:10 am
Watching that Kemp highligh reel made me realize how much of a bad ass he was. That fucker could fly!! sick