Can the JV MNF Crew Start Warming Up in the Pen? Because This is a Debacle
Uncategorized October 17th. 2006, 5:39pm
Amidst the Cardinals epic collapse and the one-for-the-ages Dennis Green press conference, one integral component to the Monday Night Football classic last night has largely been overlooked: Just how much the MNF crew has regressed.
Remember a couple weeks ago when Kornheiser apologized for sucking on MNF? Well either he owes us another apology or he needs to come to grips with the fact that he doesn’t know enough about football and he’s incapable of being consistently funny during a live broadcast (Pardon the Interruption is taped). And the occasional barb at microphone-hogging Theismann isn’t going to cut it. And please don’t get us started on Carmen Electra and all the extra curricular halftime bullshit.
Last night, during one of the greatest NFL comebacks ever, the MNF crew reached its nadir. While the Bears stormed back, TK and Theismann could only muster the most annoyingly obvious statements about how incredible the comeback was. Sure, the comeback nearly rendered everyone speechless, but somehow, we think Jaws and Vermeil would have been able to provide something remotely interesting.
We could have used some poignant criticism of Denny Green. Or why Edge James has turned out to be a massive waste of money. Urlacher wasn’t just incredible – he wasn’t being blocked! We had to wait for him to tell the sideline reporter that. After the game, Steve Young gave us better insight than the entire MNF crew into why supposed MVP candidate Rex Grossman was beyond terrible.
And we’re being polite. After the jump, bloggers aren’t as nice, and even Kornheiser’s comrade at the Washington Post, Len Shaprio, offers a few suggestions:
The following ramble is from someone named poindexter over at sportsjournalists.com. Very accurate stuff.
But now, at least some halftime highlights. Or so you’d think. But, no!! They’ve been “ESPN-ized”. Which means you get highlights featuring fuzzy focuses, and the dreadful, “speed-up the action to 4x regular speed”, then slow it down. So you have no clue of what just happened. Who sits around and thinks up ways to fuck up NFL highlights? ESPN does.
Halftime isn’t over. Now it’s to Lazy Eye to debut a Jay Z video. Thanks, that’s the reason the fast-forward button on my TIVO gets such a workout while on the ESPN networks.
Kornheiser just plain sucks. He’s a great guy at a cocktail party, I’m sure, but up in the broadcast booth, he’s a one-man Hindenburg. When the game is dull, he’s mute. When the game is thrilling, such as last night’s fourth quarter, he’s all over the place … You’ve spent a decade telling us how little you don’t know about sports, Tony. So when you attempt to put things in perspective, like saying that “this would be the biggest upset in franchise history”, I know damn well you are pulling that straight out of your ass.
We linked to this previously, but last week, TK’s longtime pal at the Post, Leonard Shapiro, wrote a mildly critical column about why MNF isn’t working. Today, he fielded questions in his sports and broadcasting chat, and insists the problem is Theismann hogging the mic. Shapiro actually suggests that if Theismann were replaced by Ron Jaworski, chemistry levels would rise.
Baltimore: You were too easy on Kornheiser. He has been awful. How did they chose him as the journalist/celebrity when there are plenty of other talking heads who know more about football? It’s obvious he was chosen because he knew the right people. He knows nothing about football.
Leonard Shapiro:
Let’s agree to disagree. In a column last week, I merely pointed out some of the areas they could all improve on, and during the Bears-Cardinals game, it sounded as if somebody might have been listening. How do you declare something a failure 10 weeks in, and not even halfway through the schedule. It’s a work in progress, and I think Tony’s going to be terrific, if he can just get the microphone out of Joe T’s hands a little more often.
In an earlier post, we referenced a rec league basketball team we’re on, and how we have the makings of a good team, but we rarely play well as a unit. You know what? After a harrowing overtime loss last week to one of the worst teams in the league, we pretty much decided the team will split up at season’s end. Sometimes, when it’s not working, you just have to blow it up and start over. We can’t imagine this MNF crew staying together after this season.
The Verbal Fellating of Matt Leinart (Awful Announcing)
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October 17th, 2006 at 5:58 pm
Tony K is unbearable. He just talks for the sake of talking. There is no longer anything resembling analysis of the game by, well, the god damn analysts… a fact that I believe you pointed out nicely in this post. It’s as if the game is just a secondary backdrop to whatever pre-arranged topics those assclowns wanna yap on about.
October 17th, 2006 at 6:31 pm
i watched the first half of the broadcast…and to be honest, i was in such shock at the way the cardinals were dominating, i really didn’t pay much attention to the announcers…then when they announced they were debuting a Jay-Z video…i quickly shook my head back and forth to restart my brain, because it had to be playing tricks on me…and then the video came on….so, naturally…i decided to go check out some porn on the net…never made it back for the second half and missed the comeback..but i will say jesse jane has some good viewing on her site…beats listening to TK and Theeeesman.
October 17th, 2006 at 8:04 pm
Yeah, um, what was with the JayZ video? Wasn’t that a really bad trick Fox used to do 15 years ago before the Simpsons came on?
The NBAization of the NFL continues to astound me. The league is as successful as it is now because the sport is the package. Not all the Excess Sludge. I don’t need super sped-up highlights, jibber-jabbering idiots (that means all Eleventy of the Football Night in America jokers), special guest stars in the booth, etc… I like it because it is Football. The NBA almost killed itself. Remember back when they were The League? If the NFL keeps up with this then I’m at least watching the games with the mute button on.
October 17th, 2006 at 9:00 pm
To be fair to TK, it’s not his fault he has been teamed up with quite possibly the worst “former player” announcer in history. I cannot stand listening to JT and from the sounds of it, neither can TK. My belief is TK is literally thrown off his game because he is constantly bickering with JT because of the ridiculous comments JT makes throughout the game. Also – Tony’s jokes go unsaid most of the time, because when he does throw one out there, JT is usually too dumb to even realize it’s a joke and takes Tony seriously. I hate these two working together and in my opinion, the real criticism should go to the genius at the WWL who put this team together. I mean, seriously, wasn’t all this criticism predicted when the news first broke about this team?
October 17th, 2006 at 11:50 pm
Ha Ha,
Tony was Great, the Jay Z video was long awaited and the game was On point. Bitter people always find issues. I wondered what took them soo damn long to play a rap video anyway. Did you see the butts on them gals?
October 18th, 2006 at 4:27 pm
Buster is right. They should really play rap videos during all commercial breaks. Tony was great – he really added alot to the profound stylings of Theismann. The game was On point. There is no debating that. Some of the finest professional football that has ever been played. On point! Truely. Finally – I DID see the butts on them gals! Those gals’ butts were On point!
October 18th, 2006 at 4:30 pm
Kornheiser is a funny guy no doubt about it but he is terrible on live TV. The irreverence we appreciate in his column and on PTI sounds like ignorance when you are watching the game. Everyone keeps panning Theisman but he was good on Sunday night football. I’m sorry but Jaworski is an unnacceptable choice as a replacement. His breakdowns and commentary are weak and I don’t know what he would add to chemistry for this lot.
Kornheiser like Dennis Miller before him should be gone.
October 18th, 2006 at 4:31 pm
Riggs is right. I don’t like TK but JT is the worst announcer ever. TK is the only one that has ever called out the heights of JT’s stupidity. JT ruins any broadcast team. JT is to broadcasting what Ted McGinley is to sitcoms.
October 18th, 2006 at 4:32 pm
I agree with you Big Lead. The MNF crew has gotten much worse. Sadly, it makes you miss the ESPN crew they used to trot out to the booth every Sunday Night (Theismann, Patrick, Maguire).
October 18th, 2006 at 4:47 pm
Just to clear up TK’s ability to riff and scat–
PTI is taped, but it’s what’s called live-to-tape, meaning there is the ability to go back and clean stuff up, but they really don’t want to. More to the point, it is written, but he has the ability to go off on what Wilbon says, which is when the show shines.
Also, Tony handled 3 hours of live radio a day for years–he clearly can be funny off the cuff. The problem begins and ends with Joey T, who managed to call U of Miami “The M” on ESPN radio yesterday. Totally agree with Riggs–who put index finger to temple in Bristol this summer and yelled “aha! I’ve got it! Let’s add Tony! And keep Asshat with him!”
October 18th, 2006 at 5:43 pm
Tony K’s exchange with Sir Charles pretty much sums up his poor broadcasting abilities. When Barkely pointed out, correctly, that the Bears 2nd quarter stop of the Cards, resulting in a FG (17-0 at that point) could be a game changer, TK just started raising his voice and asking rehortical questions in an incredulous manner. He basically spouts on about nothing, and debates by raising his voice instead of presenting facts or detailed analysys. ESPN already had Theisman doing that! What does Tony bring to the table.
I agree, get rid of Theisman and TK and give us Jaws and Vermeil. That way I won’t be reminded 20 times in the 1st half that one of the announcers is an ex-NFL QB!
October 18th, 2006 at 5:43 pm
I’m sure I’m not the only one sick of hearing who Tony has on his fantasy team. From the players he named, his team must be dead last!!!
October 18th, 2006 at 7:05 pm
Besides firing Joey T (which is an obvious move) maybe ESPN should give TK the half-time show. Instead of Berman showing highlights we’ve already seen 100 times since Sunday, let TK do his TK thing for ten minutes at the break, interviewing/tweaking Young, Irvin, and Jackson. Because if TK’s game telecasts have shown anything it’s that he doesn’t have a lot of interesting insights to add. He seems to enjoy the celeb interviews more than the game, because during the game he basically just says two or three things over and over. He’s not wrong to say them – that would have been a huge upset and Leinart was impressive – but he keeps circling back to them like he’s working from a wrestling script.
October 18th, 2006 at 10:41 pm
“Sadly, it makes you miss the ESPN crew they used to trot out to the booth every Sunday Night (Theismann, Patrick, Maguire).”
Take that back. That was, far and away, the worst announcing team in history. The only team that made me unable to enjoy a football game.
January 20th, 2007 at 12:25 pm
The Monday Night Football format is twenty-year-old leftover pot roast, rotting away slowly in the big sports television refrigerator.
The audience for the product has changed dramatically. They have TIVO and cable or satellite and picture in picture with a hundred channels of sports and entertainment to cruise when you lose their attention span. They increasgly go to the web when they’re bored with the game or its coverage.
Tony K., who is a know-nothing who has stunk up radio and television, slapped into the same tired format, is no answer, nor is speeding up the game.
ESPN needs to do something bold, like run the game with one or two decent commentators, and push a lot of the side show stuff to the internet. In a year or three, you’ll have set-top boxes that mix internet content with television, and more television on your computer. Getting ahead of that curve should be relatively easy for a 53 billion dollar television network.
How about being the Leader in Sports in more than just your promo material, ESPN?