Fun With A-Roid Conspiracy Theories
Baseball March 6th. 2009, 10:00am
Last month, SI dropped an A-Roid bombshell. Then came his Peter Gammons sit-down, followed by the brief chase for his boli-injecting cousin, and the date being pushed up for a much-anticipated book about the polarizing power hitter.
And now Alex Rodriguez is going to vanish, indefinitely. Raise your hand if you’re suspicious.
It sort of reeks like Michael Jordan’s oft-rumored “suspension” from the NBA in the mid-90s when he had the dalliance with baseball, but some folks thought it was a gambling thing. Either way, Hakeem Olajuwon is glad MJ took the time off; otherwise, he’d be in Patrick Ewing’s boat.
The evidence that A-Rod actually has a cyst and the injury will keep him out of action from 8-12 weeks is overwhemling. And yes, we’re fully aware of Joe Girardi’s quotes regarding the pain A-Rod experienced last year that was likely cyst-related. And nobody’s suggesting that A-Rod got this doctor who drained the cyst to get all Plaixco and lie for him.
But something still strikes us as odd – A-Rod opened the preseason with a homer and he’s been impressive through four games. He’s been a paragon of health for virtually his entire career. Then he meets with MLB officials, and the pain is suddenly ratcheted up and next thing you know, he’s going to disappear from the media’s glare for about two months. The timing just feels sort of … convenient.
Nothing to see here, carry on.
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March 6th, 2009 at 10:03 am
Grungedave is gonna be pissed you said that.
March 6th, 2009 at 10:08 am
If any conspiracy, I would guess it would be more like Jason Giambi’s mysterious illness in 2004 when his body had to adjust to not having the juice.
March 6th, 2009 at 10:10 am
“Either way, Hakeem Olajuwon is glad MJ took the time off; otherwise, he’d be in Patrick Ewing’s boat.”
Haha. Wrong.
The mid-90s Rockets owned the Jordan-era Bulls.
Rockets would have beaten Jordan’s team if they matched up in 1994 or 1995.
March 6th, 2009 at 10:13 am
oh, some evidence…
http://thedreamshake.blogspot.com/2008/01/jordan-v-hakeem-who-wins.html
March 6th, 2009 at 10:13 am
Will Purdue would have pwned the Dream
March 6th, 2009 at 10:16 am
Didn’t Cashman say he’s playing through it? I haven’t seen any confirmation on A-Roid vanishing indefinitely.
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/yankees/2009/03/05/2009-03-05_yankees_opt_for_rehab_over_surgery_for_a.html
March 6th, 2009 at 10:17 am
Wow, quite the uber-rant there dave, and looking at the comments you really pissed of some chinese jordan fans.
アブãƒã‚±ãƒƒãƒˆ, awww snap, take that, 自動車ä¿é™ºã€€æ¯”較, BOOOYAH.
March 6th, 2009 at 10:21 am
oh, some evidence…
http://thedreamshake.blogspot.com/2008/01/jordan-v-hakeem-who-wins.html
Robert Horry > Michael Jordan
/grungedave
March 6th, 2009 at 10:21 am
Ha. Really, why are all those comments in Chinese?
March 6th, 2009 at 10:23 am
Mike, those crazy chinese spammers beat blogspot’s CAPTCHA and just spammed comments all over the place, pretty common.
March 6th, 2009 at 10:23 am
The chinese jordan fans also have an issue with grungedave’s gravatar
March 6th, 2009 at 10:30 am
“Robert Horry > Michael Jordan
/grungedave”
ummm, what’s your point, irish?
March 6th, 2009 at 10:32 am
Naturally, I felt compelled to immediately comment that Robert Horry – and not Michael Jordan – is the greatest winner of the modern era. Last I checked 7 rings is more than 6 rings. Seems like simple math to me
just pointing out what you said Grungedave
March 6th, 2009 at 10:35 am
6 NBA rings + 2 Gold Medals + 1 NCAA title > 7 NBA rings
/Winnar: MJ
March 6th, 2009 at 10:36 am
I was being facetious, irish.
I thought we had all accepted this equation as fact by now?
March 6th, 2009 at 10:47 am
currently watching the single weirdest/creepiest/oddest/funniest documentary right now called “Married to the Eiffel Tower”. Its about these women who are “object sexuals” who fall in love with inanimate objects.
March 6th, 2009 at 10:47 am
I’m with you, TBL. This all seems way, way too convenient.
The first thing I thought when I heard this yesterday (and I’m sure a lot of people did too) was if this was in way, shape, or form related to him being injected with steroids for three years. Apparently a few doctors have come out and said that there’s no way one is related to the other.
But still, it really is “coincidental” at best that this is happening now. Obviously we’ll never know the truth, but it’s fishy.
March 6th, 2009 at 11:03 am
a-roid = yawn
March 6th, 2009 at 11:04 am
That’s some good police work there, Lou.
March 6th, 2009 at 11:07 am
Grungedave, 6 > 2
/science
March 6th, 2009 at 11:20 am
You’ve watched the movie Conspiracy Theory a few too many times.
March 6th, 2009 at 11:24 am
Just a smokescreen in case his pruduction decreases…
March 6th, 2009 at 11:25 am
Madonna went Chris Brown on that hip.
March 6th, 2009 at 11:26 am
Horry won 4 state titles. Jordan didn’t even make his freshman team.
/science
March 6th, 2009 at 11:38 am
Einstein failed math in high school.
/corollary drawn’d
March 6th, 2009 at 11:42 am
Robert Horry’s family has a history of high cholesterol levels.
/coronary drawn’d
March 6th, 2009 at 1:50 pm
That’s racist, NickP.