Saturday Roundup: It’s Not Easy Being Sir Charles
Baseball, College Basketball, Golf, NBA, NFL, Tennis, Video Games, What the hell is wrong with people, beer sports March 7th. 2009, 11:00am
There’s nothing quite like waking up in the morning to the sight of Brittney’s gut. But let’s make up for that right away, here’s some classic Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.
To your right is Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr. Another after the jump.
Feel free to send all your tips here: thesportshernia@yahoo.com.
Auburn’s DeWanna Bonner breaks scoring record. Her name is oh so close to being prank material for Moe’s Tavern. (Auburn Tigers)
Speaking of Auburn, Barkley’s jail sentence was reduced from ten days to three. Really dodged a bullet there. (Reuters)
Marshawn Lynch buys Jim Kelly’s house. The five-bedroom home has an additional three-bedroom suite in the basement, a poker room, bar with walk-in cooler and dance floor, home theater, office suite, workout studio and bocce court, and a museum-quality trophy room. All for $589,000? (Buffalo News)
Serena. Beer Pong. Yeah, Fallon is kinda bizarre as a host. (Awful Announcing)
Where you can find your college hoops this weekend. (Storming The Floor)
Chuck Daly has been diagnosed with pancreatic cancer. (AP)
I assume you already have your seat at the bar for the marathon of WBC games today. (MLB)
EA will have sports games for the Wii by June. (Mercury News)
JetBlue’s “Manny fare”. Too bad he doesn’t wear #24 anymore. (Smack Caster)
A current big man Shaq actually respects. And they both hate the refs. (chron.com)
This guy really likes gum. (ConnPost via Smack Caster)
Private search for missing boaters comes to an end (Washington Post)
Woods’ first stroke-play event next week will be his first since June. Now that’s will power. (Yahoo! Sports)
Coolio busted for crack at LAX. The level of dumb here would impress DMX. (TMZ)
In New York, you’d never know the Yanks had three new free agents that cost over $400 million. He’s been on the cover for the last month. (NYDN)
29 Responses to “Saturday Roundup: It’s Not Easy Being Sir Charles”
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March 7th, 2009 at 11:06 am
Thanks for the fresh face, and boobs.
March 7th, 2009 at 11:09 am
The things I would do to her….oh the horror.
March 7th, 2009 at 11:09 am
Fuckin’ Orlando Bloom. Bastard.
March 7th, 2009 at 11:10 am
Don’t believe the hype. Celtics still the champs.
March 7th, 2009 at 11:13 am
Was not aware that was any.
March 7th, 2009 at 11:15 am
Brittney is a nut job, but making fun of her weight is about #1000 on the list of things to make fun of. Anybody that laughs at her supposed fat gut clearly is not married with kids. Grow up.
March 7th, 2009 at 11:16 am
Interesting article on ESPN’s “Daily Dimeâ€. Two Westen Conference Scouts were asked who they thought the MVP of the season was. One said “Lebron’s the most talented player, but Kobe’s mastered the game like Jordan has. He is the MVP.€
The other scout thinks Kobe is still the better player, but nobody has done more for thier team than Lebron, so therefore, LBJ is the MVP.
I think this year’s race will be more down-to-the-wire than last year’s, and a lot closer (if you remember, Kobe won by a large margin). Definetly though, it should either be Kobe or Lebron. D-Wade can get in on the act if the Heat can grab a top-3 seed, cause he’s working with absolutely NOTHING and killing teams out there. But then again, Lebron’s done that before (’07 Cavs?), and so has Kobe (’06 Lakers in a much tougher conference), but they didn’t even get MVP considerations, so I don’t see it changing for Wade.
March 7th, 2009 at 11:17 am
@ chelsea chris…
is your fat belly touring with an open midriff, trying to make money? Mine isn’t, yours isn’t, but hers is.
March 7th, 2009 at 11:21 am
Chelsea Chris is one cantankerous fella this morning.
March 7th, 2009 at 11:26 am
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.profootballtalk.com/2009/03/07/bills-chasing-to/
March 7th, 2009 at 11:27 am
So if you’re married with kids you HAVE to be fat, is that what I’m taking from this?
March 7th, 2009 at 11:27 am
I agree about the Britney Spears thing. If you’re going to wear a mid riff, your stomach better be flat.
March 7th, 2009 at 11:38 am
The real question is why anyone would buy a house in Buffalo. It’s..ummm…Buffalo. Rent an apartment for the 8 games you play there and buy a house somewhere more desirable.
March 7th, 2009 at 11:41 am
if my memory serves me right T.O. has still not been able to sell his house in NJ from when he was an eagle.
March 7th, 2009 at 11:43 am
What is wrong with Buffalo Mozata?
March 7th, 2009 at 11:46 am
What ever happened to the guy from Joe Sports Fan? Doesn’t he blog here anymore?
March 7th, 2009 at 11:47 am
The real question is why anyone would buy a house in Buffalo. It’s..ummm…Buffalo. Rent an apartment for the 8 games you play there and buy a house somewhere more desirable.
Mozatta: I saw your blog. you grew up in Minnesota and moved to Iowa and you wonder why anyone would live in Buffalo? Your living locations make Buffalo look like Vegas.
How about that you can buy a 4,800 square foot house 5 minutes from your place of employment for $589,000? I live in Florida now, and even with a 50% drop in housing values, that house is still $2 million here. Here’s a picture of the “shitbox” he just bought…
http://media.buffalonews.com/smedia/2009/03/07/06/628-bn-20090307-D001-lynchbuyskellys-344818-MI0001.standalone.prod_affiliate.50.jpg
/glass houses’d
March 7th, 2009 at 11:47 am
Imig was here a few weeks ago I believe.
March 7th, 2009 at 11:49 am
Wow, that picture alone is now reason why I’d rather have The Sports Hernia taking over TBL on weekends as opposed to Imig or CRM. Excellent find sir, that woman is so flawlessly beautiful she had to have been created in a lab. +1 promotion.
March 7th, 2009 at 11:52 am
no offense jpq, but if TO started mouthing off in Buffalo, would the media give a shit? And doesn’t he know that?
I haven’t looked at the teams that are on the “hell no” list, but isn’t it inevitable that Daniel Snyder comes through with an offer?
March 7th, 2009 at 11:58 am
Tough to see him in BUF, no media circus, and no QB.
I’d love to see IND or NE sign him.
March 7th, 2009 at 12:01 pm
my first attempt at this comment vanished. Hope it doesn’t show up again after I “re-do” -lol
Jay: None taken. I said to a friend last night that maybe they should sign him. What could be the worst that could happen? Another year of missing the playoffs?
I would like the Bills to get some national press anyway (good for the local economy-lol), so having TO would guarantee it. Summers are fantastic there, but I would love to see Rachel Nichols on a 7′ snowbank -10 windchill in December doing a live remote
March 7th, 2009 at 12:05 pm
jpq, living in Florida, I don’t think you have much to brag about. The fact that I can get that 4800 sq. ft house for under 500K
We can compare Minnesota/Iowa to Buffalo if you’d like..You start.
March 7th, 2009 at 12:09 pm
jpq, living in Florida, I don’t think you have much to brag about. The fact that I can get that 4800 sq. ft house for under 500K
We can compare Minnesota/Iowa to Buffalo if you’d like..You start.
That’s Ok genius. I’ve got better things to do than discuss the merits of Buffalo vs Iowa
Besides, telling me that that same house is less than $589,000 where you live pretty much ends the argument. If Buffalo is such a bad place to live, it must be even less desirable to live where you are if it costs less.
March 7th, 2009 at 12:12 pm
Get off my yard!!!
/going to watch Michigan make or break their bubble chances.
March 7th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
Jpq…it’s called cost of living, my friend. NY vs. MN. A tad difference in cost of living. Nice try though.
March 7th, 2009 at 12:38 pm
Try find a house like that on Long Island. That’s all I’m gonna say.
March 7th, 2009 at 12:59 pm
Try find a house like that on Long Island. That’s all I’m gonna say. EXACTLY
Jpq…it’s called cost of living, my friend. NY vs. MN. A tad difference in cost of living. Nice try though.
You do know that Buffalo is 400 miles away from NYC, right? That’s it is closer to Indiana than NYC? And that Buffalo’s median housing price is one of the lowest in the country (less than $100K right now, vs still over $300K in NYC area). They are like two different states, believe me.
Let’s agree to disagree and stop, OK? I’m not going to convince you, and you’re not going to convince me.
March 7th, 2009 at 1:08 pm
I know you meant this sarcastically, but it really is a “tad” of a difference.
As JPQ says, Buffalo and NYC are like two different states entirely.