Opening day is less than a month away and 14-time All-Star catcher Pudge Rodriguez is still without a major league club.

In the World Baseball Classic yesterday, he homered twice, doubled, singled and drove in four runs in Puerto Rico’s 7-0 win over Panama. Sadly, that performance matches his entire home run output during his pathetic 33-game tenure with the Yanks last year.

We know Pudge isn’t been the same player he once was. He’s 37 years old now, and ever since he magically shrunk following the 2004 season, his output has dwindled significantly.

But still, nobody wants this guy? Not even the Mets? Sure, he looks like a lesbian, but then again he does wear a mask.

It doesn’t matter that his agent is Scott Boras, Pudge had zero leverage six months ago. At this point he’d be happy just to know he’s playing baseball beyond the WBC.

Pudge’s stock rises with win over Panama (NY Post)