Eleven Months Left to Make a Play for Heather Mitts
NFL, Women's Sports March 10th. 2009, 2:15pm
Hank Baskett isn’t the only mediocre Philadelphia Eagles player who will get married in the next year – backup QB AJ Feeley and ridiculously-hot soccer player Heather Mitts are scheduled to get hitched in February 2010. Mitts says it’ll be a destination wedding, and hopefully it won’t conflict with the 2010 Pro Bowl, just in case McNabb gets hurt and Feeley carries the team to Eagles to the Super Bowl, earning a trip to Hawaii. Somewhere, Pat Burrell is asking himself if she’s the one that got away. Our favorite Mitts photo – and there are many floating around the web – after the jump.
U.S. Soccer’s Heather Mitts Planning Destination Wedding With A.J. Feeley (Celebrity Bride Guide)
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March 10th, 2009 at 2:18 pm
“Celebrity Bride Guide”
Ha ha, making it easy for them today.
March 10th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
Needs more boobs
March 10th, 2009 at 2:29 pm
Agreed
March 10th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
I really love how our commenters can pontificate on the most minute flaw in a girl who is like 9.8 out of 10 and whom you would gawk at uncontrollably if she walked into the room, as if they are the male equivalent.
March 10th, 2009 at 2:33 pm
Jeez what the fuck is that, a picture from her tryout for the Itty Bitty Tittie Committee?
March 10th, 2009 at 2:33 pm
March 10th, 2009 at 2:34 pm
duffy. when you say minute, you are talking about her titties right?
March 10th, 2009 at 2:35 pm
Wouldn’t gawk, and she is not even close to a 9.8.
LOLCATS
March 10th, 2009 at 2:40 pm
I would try talking to her about girl’s soccer, and then work the conversation around to what a douche AJ Feeley is, before making my move…. actually I’d probably just excuse myself and yank it.
March 10th, 2009 at 2:40 pm
you’ve lived a sheltered existence if that is a 9.8, duffy.
March 10th, 2009 at 2:41 pm
I really love how our commenters
“our” Duffy? I dont consider you apart of this blog. TBL, Imig, Hernia, and CRM
March 10th, 2009 at 2:41 pm
Ty duffy- Shut yo Thesaurus reading ass up.
With Tittys that small she better have a rack of ass.
March 10th, 2009 at 2:43 pm
What’s the opposite of a butterface?
March 10th, 2009 at 2:43 pm
heather mitts so much as asks 98% of the people here for directions on a street corner in NYC and they think she’s interested in them.
walks into a bar? forget it.
March 10th, 2009 at 2:45 pm
Countrycrockface?
March 10th, 2009 at 2:46 pm
Mitts has never really done it for me.
March 10th, 2009 at 2:48 pm
I saw a hotter girl at lunch today
March 10th, 2009 at 2:50 pm
Ive seen Hooters girls hotter than her.
March 10th, 2009 at 2:50 pm
why you gotta be so harsh? duffy can write the shit out of some baseball stuff.
March 10th, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Exactly.
Hey, I have an idea, let’s all submit pictures of ourselves to Heather Mitts and get her feedback. Other than TBL’s guns, I doubt we’ll muster much of a response outside hearing her vomit violently at the thought of any of our sweaty, hairy asses chasing her down.
March 10th, 2009 at 2:53 pm
i would think hey this girl needs directions.
March 10th, 2009 at 2:54 pm
Cincy loses to DePaul, buh-bye NCAA hopes
give me Davidson
March 10th, 2009 at 2:54 pm
GYD- Lets not because she has no tits. Fuck that uppity bitch.
March 10th, 2009 at 2:54 pm
sorry spencer. I will keep it to myself next time. dollar
March 10th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
She is hot, but a 9.8?
Maybe in Detroit.
March 10th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
heather mitts so much as asks 98% of the people here for directions on a street corner in NYC and they think she’s interested in them.
Would you say, “Get a Tom-Tom, you tiny breasted pig?”
March 10th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
Don’t get me wrong, she is very attractive. I just need some titties to bounce.
March 10th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
i give her a thumbs up.
my rating scale isn’t working properly right now.
March 10th, 2009 at 2:58 pm
I’d go with a Garmin
March 10th, 2009 at 3:01 pm
Kwame Kilpatrick disagrees. He’ll text you his response later.
March 10th, 2009 at 3:03 pm
I meant it as a general criticism.
Also, New York has a number of beautiful women, the vast majority of them aren’t from New York. It’s more like Mecca not a compliment to the inherent New York gene pool. Walking through LaGuardia is just as ugly as an airport in Detroit or any other city.
March 10th, 2009 at 3:05 pm
among female athletes, i’d definitely say she’s a 9.8.
soccer, wnba, golf, whatever
March 10th, 2009 at 3:08 pm
So that makes Natalie Gulbis….a 12?
March 10th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Gymastics girls are always good looking, they’re just the size of Verne Troyer.
If youre going to include WNBA players in this discussion, why not throw in the horses at the Kentucky Derby.
March 10th, 2009 at 3:29 pm
anna rawson, may wood, paula creamer > gulbis
March 10th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
does this have anything to do with you thinking her reputation is tainted due to her dating roethlisberger?
March 10th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
not at all actually…just think that rawson is hotter, and may wood and paula creamer are better golfers, which i find sexy as hell.
id like to add vicky hurst to that list too.
March 10th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
Speak for yourself
March 10th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
Those who have stated their distaste for Ms. Mitts obviously has no need for a hard, athletic body… Ridiculous to criticize that.
March 10th, 2009 at 5:55 pm
I live in the greatest city when it comes to women (Austin, TX), and I work at the best place to see the hottest women in Austin (The State Capitol). This girl can hold her own.