Miranda Kerr … first edition Harry Potter book goes for $19,000 …man escapes smoldering tanning bed … more newspaper sharing in Tennessee … will the embattled treasury secretary survive 2009? … the sad Alabama murder spree of a psycho with an AK-47 … these farts don’t sound real, do they? … Jim Cramer vs. John Stewart … sounds like Beanie Sigal parties are fun yet dangerous … after the jump, free agent Orlando Pace used to play basketball …

Tim Riggins is a cool character, and Taylor Kitsch is aware that many people “live vicariously through Riggs.” (Vanity Fair)

Two more years of FNL … maybe. (EW)

We’re optimistic for Kellogg-Nantz, but they’re only our third favorite NCAA tourney announcing team. (USA Today)

What would an MLB spring training be like without a Billy Beane HE’S BACK! story? (SF Chronicle)

All the rage: Home gold-buying parties! (Kentucky.com)

“The most heavily favored team in the World Baseball Classic has bowed out to a team whose best player has not taken a major-league swing in six years.” (Miami Herald)

Rams cut future Hall of Famer Orlando Pace, ensure that No. 2 pick in the draft will be a lineman. (P-D)

We still think the move is Joba to be the 8th inning bridge to Rivera, but whatever. (NYDN)

The McDonald’s All-American HS game is Ohio-bound in 2010. (Cursed Cleveland)

For his 37th birthday, Jerome Bettis went to Vegas, came home with a special bottle of tequilla. (PSAMP)

The Hoyas are done, but how would they have done this season with Macklin and Rivers, who transferred to Florida and Indiana, respectively? (Wash Post)

Notre Dame tops Rutgers, next up is West Virginia. (South Bend Trib)

Celebrating Harvey Pollack, the only employee in the NBA who has worked in the league since its inaugural season in 1946. (NBA.com)