And we’re not even to the tournament yet! Here’s a detailed breakdown of everything that’s going on for the next few days in the major conferences. Tomorrow, we’ll be glued to our TV from noon onward. Before we get to a dreary, Lost-less Wednesday, we move onward with the Culture Tournament (you voted earlier today, right?).

No. 1 Megan Fox vs. No. 16 Tracy McGrady’s career

  • Megan Fox (92%, 1,445 Votes)
  • Tracy McGrady’s career (8%, 131 Votes)

Total Voters: 1,576

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Megan Fox, a few years ago. Megan Fox now.

No. 8 Matt Saracen vs. No. 9 JD McCoy

  • Matt Saracen (75%, 491 Votes)
  • JD McCoy (25%, 162 Votes)

Total Voters: 653

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No. 5 Jon Scheyer’s travel vs. No. 12 Elliott Williams’ travel

  • Jon Scheyer’s travel (63%, 412 Votes)
  • Elliott Williams’ travel (37%, 244 Votes)

Total Voters: 656

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Scheyer running around. Williams moonwalking.

No. 4 Broke NBA Players vs. No. 13 Juicing MLB Players

  • Broke NBA Players (53%, 392 Votes)
  • Juicing MLB Players (47%, 341 Votes)

Total Voters: 733

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While gorging yourself on college hoops tonight, keep an eye on the NBA scoreboard. The Lakers, coming off a drubbing in Portland, visit Houston. Chicago, coming off the back-breaking 2OT loss at Miami, and still fighting for a playoff spot, travels to Orlando. Boston at Miami has playoff value. So does NY at Detroit.