MLB Investigating 42 Dominican Birth Certificates
Baseball March 12th. 2009, 1:00pm
Already smarting from embarrassment to the Dutch, the Dominican baseball establishment is bracing for more negative press. Â MLB is looking at 42 potential cases of age misrepresentation from prospects in the Dominican Republic, to conform to U.S. State Department policy.
Latin American prospects often lie about their age to enhance their value in contract negotiations. A nubile 17-year-old hitting the ball out of the park has more potential than the 20-year-old who should already be doing so. It is dishonest but not immoral. Millions of dollars and a better life are at stake. Consequently, this sort of thing happens often.
Alfonso Soriano aged from 26 to 28 in a single day after his true birth certificate was revealed. Miguel Tejada similarly leapt from 31 to 33 in a short time. Vlad Guerrero accidentally revealed he was 34 and not his listed age 33.
Though these burns were benign, some have been egregious.
The Washington Nationals gave young shortstop Esmailyn Gonzalez a $1.4 million signing bonus in 2006. The 19-year-old was tearing up rookie ball and viewed as a hot prospect. Unfortunately for the Nationals, Gonzalez was 23, so he should have been hitting that well in rookie ball. Esmailyn Gonzalez was not even his real name. It was Carlos Alvarez Daniel Lugo.
The news, undoubtedly, will set off a flurry of activity at E60. They have 42 elaborate, journalistically integral takedowns to plan.
21 Responses to “MLB Investigating 42 Dominican Birth Certificates”
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March 12th, 2009 at 1:06 pm
A nicely balanced post. Impressive, Duffy. However:
I don’t know many people who consider lying to be moral.
March 12th, 2009 at 1:10 pm
the mlb is racist.
/scoop jackson and jemele hill’d
March 12th, 2009 at 1:10 pm
Yeah, I’d lump it into immoral as well. Would you put a bunch of degrees or accomplishments on your resume that weren’t true?
March 12th, 2009 at 1:11 pm
Just another thing MLB was slow on.
March 12th, 2009 at 1:11 pm
george o’leary on line 2 for you, Captain
March 12th, 2009 at 1:14 pm
george o’leary on line 2 for you, Captain
March 12th, 2009 at 1:15 pm
TBL should have wrote this.
March 12th, 2009 at 1:18 pm
MLB should investigate Rumsfeld
March 12th, 2009 at 1:21 pm
do does this give the cubs a valid legal reason to void soriano’s contract?…i would tell him either bat where we tell you or we will void your contract.
March 12th, 2009 at 1:24 pm
The Cubs aren’t in a postion to make those types of demands.
March 12th, 2009 at 1:29 pm
I could have worded it better. I would consider immorality to be something that would affect your conscience. I don’t think Vlad Guerrero has been overcome with guilt the past few years because he lied about his age. Actors and Actresses do it all the time.
March 12th, 2009 at 1:30 pm
No, the revelation came before the Cubs gave him that contract.
March 12th, 2009 at 1:31 pm
But I think the difference there is that athletes’ compensation and contracts are radically altered by their age, like you said in your post.
March 12th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
man no wonder why the cubs havent won in a hundred yrs. why would sign a dude who lies about his age? fucking idiots.
March 12th, 2009 at 1:41 pm
And Actors and Actresses aren’t? Does Ashton Kutcher get cast in That 70’s show if he was his actual age 28 instead of “24″?
March 12th, 2009 at 1:42 pm
mrejr: Not to mention bat him leadoff
March 12th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
Gotta point out that the one chick in the original 90210 was in her 30’s and in high school
March 12th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
I think that happens all the time in teen movies and sitcoms. Many of the cast members of FNL are in their late 20’s.
March 12th, 2009 at 1:47 pm
as long as you look the the part so fucking what…they’re actors…but teams sign players to big long contracts because they think that the player will be able to sustain their production for a long period of time because of their “young” age.but because the players lie about their age they get something they wouldnt get if they would have told the truth. that my friend is immoral and dishonest.
March 12th, 2009 at 2:14 pm
he’s acting. it’s not a physical skill that has been known to precipitously drop off after the age of 30…like athletes.
March 12th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
duffy you were doing so well up to this point