Alex Smith Has Struggled on the Field, But the Kid Sure Has Done a Swell Job Off It
NFL March 12th. 2009, 6:00pm
Alex Smith’s NFL career, in a nutshell: San Francisco’s No. 1 draft pick in 2005. Rookie season was a disaster: one TD, 11 picks. Under a new offensive coordinator in 2006, Smith improved … but then got a third offensive coordinator in 2007 and battled injuries, missing nine games. In 2008 – under a new offensive coordinator, of course – JT O’Sullivan was named the starter in the preseason, and a few weeks later, a broken bone was found in Smith’s shoulder, and he sat out the season. Earlier this week, Smith and the 49ers restructured his contract: Instead of collecting $9 million this season, he’ll make somewhere in the neighborhood of $3-4 million.
The good news? That’s his new wife.
(via Deadspin)
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March 12th, 2009 at 6:02 pm
Don’t act like you’re above linking to Wedding Channel.com.
March 12th, 2009 at 6:23 pm
About to devour 2nd quiznos sub in my lifetime.
March 12th, 2009 at 6:29 pm
There is a small hand joke in here somewhere.
March 12th, 2009 at 6:31 pm
2nd time I had Quizno’s I asked them to not toast it for me. They put the sub in the toaster anyway.
March 12th, 2009 at 6:32 pm
I’ve had 1 great sub from Quiznos, and every other one was mediocre for the price…but that one great sub is the one I remember every time I’m in a quiznos.
All in all, I’ll take the cheaper, more consistent subway.
March 12th, 2009 at 6:39 pm
I have Quizno’s often. Get the small sandwich combo with a bowl of chili. Chili’s excellent.
March 12th, 2009 at 6:39 pm
Subway > Jimmy Johns > Quiznos
March 12th, 2009 at 6:42 pm
Togo’s > Subway > ———> Quiznos
March 12th, 2009 at 6:42 pm
Fuck Jared, that fake ass bitch.
March 12th, 2009 at 6:43 pm
I’ve never understood why folks head to Subway or Quiznos unless it’s the only option. In my experience local shops/ regional chains are always the best way to go.
March 12th, 2009 at 6:43 pm
I think Subway, Jimmy John’s and Quizno’s all have their merits. Quizno’s is tough to eat healthy at, but the chili is fantastic. Subway makes it easy to eat healthy, but their shit is overpriced. Jimmy John’s is so fast you’ll freak, but they need an in-between sized sandwich. Nice to see everyone cares so little about Alex Smith that this thread devolved into a sandwich shop evaluation after like three comments.
March 12th, 2009 at 6:43 pm
JJohns is the best…by far the best bread, which is definitely key.
March 12th, 2009 at 6:44 pm
jared had aids.
March 12th, 2009 at 6:45 pm
and
head west sub shop > every sub shop you ever heard pf
March 12th, 2009 at 6:45 pm
of
March 12th, 2009 at 6:51 pm
If you’re ever in Tacoma, Mike’s Sandwich Makers is the tits.
March 12th, 2009 at 6:52 pm
Their employees certainly consume more marijuana than any other sub shop.
March 12th, 2009 at 6:54 pm
We have this sandwich discussion 4 times a year.
March 12th, 2009 at 6:58 pm
Talking about subs, because we all realize how great Alex Smith’s life truly is.
/dammit
March 12th, 2009 at 7:03 pm
What the fuck is a Jimmy John’s
March 12th, 2009 at 7:07 pm
Midwestern sub staple, not sure how wide its breadth is, but it started in Champaign and is mostly in college towns. It’s similar to asking a west coast person what a Dunkin Donuts is, or someone from the south what a Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf is.
March 12th, 2009 at 7:08 pm
Anyone know where I can vote on some cock?
March 12th, 2009 at 7:11 pm
I think here.
March 12th, 2009 at 7:11 pm
stanford hanging around … only down 6 with 9 left …
anyone watching the ACC? soooo many open seats down near the court. bet ESPN loves that
March 12th, 2009 at 7:12 pm
Mr. Subb
March 12th, 2009 at 7:14 pm
2 fouls on blair, awesome
that’s all WVU needs. contain young, take over
March 12th, 2009 at 7:14 pm
Yep. I like Potbelly’s too, but only if I’m willing to spend a little too much money on a sandwich. I’m not a huge fan of Quiznos, but it’s in the Texas student union, so I ate there fairly often when I was in a rush and wanted something slightly healthier than Taco Bell or Wendy’s.
March 12th, 2009 at 7:15 pm
i, too, have never heard of Jimmy John’s
i’m not a huge sub guy. dont mind ‘em, but rarely have them.
March 12th, 2009 at 7:20 pm
No one goes to the thursday night game(s)…the real deal starts tomorrow, where people have been sitting in the same section for 30 years.
Honestly, I’d rather goto the ACC tournament than any NCCA round early than the final four.
March 12th, 2009 at 7:20 pm
Schlotzky’s, sho nuff.
March 12th, 2009 at 7:21 pm
Schlotzky’s has down way down hill.
March 12th, 2009 at 7:23 pm
Funny name, serious sandwich.
March 12th, 2009 at 7:56 pm
I’m not a fan of Schlotzky’s at all.
March 12th, 2009 at 10:18 pm
Any New Jersey sub place >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> any chain
Also is there a law against pro athletes marrying any woman other than a blonde or a Latina? Damn, Alex.
March 13th, 2009 at 8:24 am
The one great thing about Jimmy Johns, is they are usually open til a couple hours after the bars close. Go out and drink all night, then go order ‘The Gargantuan’ at Jimmy Johns and go to bed.
/This is NOT a diet plan.