Culture Bracket: Erin Andrews vs. Scott Van Pelt
2009 Culture Tournament March 16th. 2009, 1:30pm
If the first round of the NCAA tournament is anything like our Culture Bracket, Thursday and Friday will be legendary. We had three 14 seeds and two 15 seeds post victories. Up first today: Two popular ESPN names do battle, Stephen Curry goes up against Bill Simmons, and Bud Selig’s Cinderella story goes up against Rafael Nadal’s gun show.
No. 1 Erin Andrews vs. No. 8 Scott Van Pelt
- Erin Andrews (78%, 1,339 Votes)
- Scott Van Pelt (22%, 367 Votes)
Total Voters: 1,706
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No. 12 Bill Belichick vs. No. 4 Blake Griffin
- Blake Griffin (54%, 488 Votes)
- Bill Belichick (46%, 413 Votes)
Total Voters: 901
Loading …No. 6 Stephen Curry vs. No. 3 Bill Simmons
- Bill Simmons (57%, 531 Votes)
- Stephen Curry (43%, 406 Votes)
Total Voters: 937
Loading …No. 10 Bud Selig’s Cluelessness vs. No. 2 Rafael Nadal’s Arms
- Bud Selig’s Cluelessness (68%, 570 Votes)
- Rafael Nadal’s Arms (32%, 272 Votes)
Total Voters: 842
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March 16th, 2009 at 1:39 pm
Maybe if SVP had a nice pair of legs.
March 16th, 2009 at 1:41 pm
As much as I would love to hit that, I have to vote for Van Peezy. Anyone who brings in Carl from ATHF to do football picks is good in my book.
March 16th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
two things id never thought id see together.
March 16th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
I really think Matt Sanchez is gonna take it all.
March 16th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
See, I voted for Van Pelt because I wanted to bang him more than Erin Andrews. Love me some tall, funny men. The baldness doesn’t even phase me.
March 16th, 2009 at 1:44 pm
first strong matchup of the second round: erin page views vs. svp.
much as like svp… gotta go with the eye candy.
March 16th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
I like SVP and all, but come on…poor guy. Not a good match for him or anybody.
March 16th, 2009 at 1:46 pm
Dammit TBL. You had to matchup the one person who trumps SVP?!? Ass.
She’s severely attractive.
March 16th, 2009 at 1:48 pm
First time i have voted for Bill Simmons in the Culture Brackets. down with Curry
March 16th, 2009 at 1:49 pm
You mean EA beat the fat, pale redhead everyone was drooling over last week?
March 16th, 2009 at 1:50 pm
Did TBL forget there are dudes that read this site? How could Nadal’s incredibly hot arms be a 2 seed?
March 16th, 2009 at 1:50 pm
I listened to Simmons’ podcast with Chuck Klosterman about the newspaper industry this weekend, liked it a lot.
March 16th, 2009 at 1:52 pm
There is now hope for anyone.
/Van Pelt is a fag.
March 16th, 2009 at 1:52 pm
Damn TBL. That ain’t right. Puttin that picture there gives SVP the same shot as a road team getting calls in the Staples Center (for Lakers games, that is).
March 16th, 2009 at 1:55 pm
Blake Griffin bangs on Belichick’s bitch ass.
March 16th, 2009 at 1:57 pm
here is a lesson that my dad taught me. no matter how hot or unattainable a woman may seem almost every woman on this earth has had a dick in their mouth.
/my dad is sexist
//im really not proud of it
///but the lesson is the pretty women are just normal people
March 16th, 2009 at 1:58 pm
i can’t believe the ballot fatigue, Selig V. Nadal has 80 less votes then EA V. SVP. and its only 5 inches lower on the page.
March 16th, 2009 at 1:59 pm
Yeah, it was very interesting. The part that stood out to me the most was how Simmons got really defensive, and couldn’t see the connection between how he saw columnists when he was breaking into the business, and how he’s essentially in their position now. His defense is that he busts his ass while they didn’t. Funny thing is, when sports blogs really started to pick up steam, all the guys who wanted to achieve what he achieved accused him of mailing it in all the time.
March 16th, 2009 at 2:01 pm
Yeah, but the refs more than make up for it by giving all the calls to visiting teams at clipper home games.
March 16th, 2009 at 2:03 pm
The difference is the guy(s) whose dick(s) she’s had in her mouth are infinitely more attractive/smarter/richer than you.
March 16th, 2009 at 2:09 pm
“I know every girl in here got a dick they regret. And I bet you it wasn’t a President’s dick. I bet he worked at Kenny’s Shoes or Safeway or somethin like that.”
/Chappelle’d
March 16th, 2009 at 2:13 pm
Whats wrong with that? If a woman is not sucking dick shes gonna die miserable and lonely or a lesbian.
March 16th, 2009 at 2:14 pm
Where’s Baby Mangino?
March 16th, 2009 at 2:20 pm
nothing is wrong with it. just think about it the next time you you see a girl who you think you have no shot with and you dont think she will give you the time of day. it works wonders.
March 16th, 2009 at 2:21 pm
here is a lesson that my dad taught me. no matter how hot or unattainable a woman may seem almost every woman on this earth has had a dick in their mouth.
Mental image of EA with a dick in her mouth does not help SVP’S chances
March 16th, 2009 at 2:25 pm
It works Wonders? What the fuck are you talking about.
March 16th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
if she isnt above sucking cock she isnt above you. got it?
March 16th, 2009 at 2:31 pm
Mental image of EA with a dick in her mouth does not help SVP’S chances
+1
March 16th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
you go up to an attractive female and do the following:
1. say “hey, you had a dick in your mouth at one point, care for another?”
2. ???
3. profit
March 16th, 2009 at 2:33 pm
spencer you figured it out.
March 16th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
mrejr8234, this theory really doesn’t apply to Tampa’s kind… They have no shame and will approach any woman at any given time.
March 16th, 2009 at 2:38 pm
Ill understands. “Can I Holla, Holla, Holla, Holla, Holla, Holla, Bitch let me Holla!”
March 16th, 2009 at 2:39 pm
I’m with sporstgal, Van Peezy brings the sexy.
March 16th, 2009 at 2:42 pm
A black man hitting on a woman is the most graceless thing you will ever see.
/let me get that number
March 16th, 2009 at 2:42 pm
This will probably come in handy next time I want to approach a Dallas Cowboy for an autograph.
March 16th, 2009 at 2:42 pm
/fixed
March 16th, 2009 at 2:44 pm
Damn that is a nice view of EA.
March 16th, 2009 at 2:48 pm
Wow Rafa is goin down. And man, EA looks fantastic.
March 16th, 2009 at 2:59 pm
We were out at the ballpark, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during BP and see Erin Andrews and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they’re silk panties, maybe it’s a thong. Maybe it’s something really cool that I don’t even know about
/Frank the Tank’d
March 16th, 2009 at 3:01 pm
Talk about skewing the vote. TBL just made sure EA would win by putting up that photo. I might have considered a vote for SVP otherwise.
SCHWINNNNGGGGG!
March 16th, 2009 at 3:03 pm
LOL weaprice
March 16th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
It works Wonders? What the fuck are you talking about.
you go up to an attractive female and do the following:
1. say “hey, you had a dick in your mouth at one point, care for another?â€
I had a roommate once who used to go to pretty girls in bars and then them his balls would look great on their chin. He would get ignored, slapped, drinks thrown on him, whatever, but when i would see him do that line and the girl would give a coy little laugh, I knew his room would be rockin’ that night.
Worked every time
March 16th, 2009 at 4:33 pm
So the dude was like 1 for 10? I will not take my chances.
By the way…that photo of EA is fuckin’ splendid.
March 16th, 2009 at 4:48 pm
splendid tbl .. splendid indeed. i had never seen that photo before.
March 16th, 2009 at 4:56 pm
Chris Kramer and Purdue would like to know what the big deal is with Stephen Curry.
March 16th, 2009 at 11:22 pm
Some day some enterprising dude will figure out how to make mass sports porn work for all, and for that in this economy there is a huge opening for EA as the years go by …then she could retire someday and have a family …time is a wastin’ for most of the hot sideline reporters who talk a lot but say little