This image was so disturbing to us this morning – so unsettling, so WTF? – that we had to wait until late in the day to post it. Staring at it too long will give any Yankee fan a migraine. If photographer Steven Klein told him to smear feces on his chiseled biceps and sit down, indian-style as if he were playing duck-duck-goose with his imaginary friends, would he do that, too? At least the story’s much cooler:
* A-Rod enjoys Patron
* He voted for Obama
* He “probably” had a fake ID at some point
* He claims to have taken the subway to Yankee Stadium

After this photo shoot that will live in infamy on the ‘net, A-Roid called the reporter … to ask him to not include his favorite Madonna song in the article. That there’s a thinking man! The day before A-Roid met the writer? Selena Roberts had approached A-Rod in a gym about the accusations that turned into this.

Alex Rodriguez: Cnfessions of a Damned Yankee (Details)
Kiss Me, I’m A-Rod (Sports Hernia)