1. Cleveland Indians: As much as we’d like to avoid conventional thinking and take the Tigers first … we’re in lust with the Tribe this year. (How much? We even made sure to pick up Jensen Lewis as a backup closer for when Kerry Wood falls apart.) It’s the bats that impress us, and just as we think the Red Sox will be carried by their pitching, we think Cleveland’s hitting – led by Grady Sizemore, seen here hanging out with his Playboy Playmate girlfriend in Vegas this offseason – will propel it to the postseason despite a shaky rotation. Random prediction: Indians finish in the top five in OBP and OPS this year (they were 11th and 8th in 2008). We’ll guess 88 victories.

2. Detroit Tigers: Rotation’s gross, bullpen’s blah, and other than Miggy Cabrera, the infield’s weak. Here’s hoping Curtis Granderson doesn’t throw out his back by June while carrying this team. We’ll project 84 wins.

3. Minnesota Twins: The small-town darlings lost a one-game playoff to the White Sox, and it may have been the end of the Twins joyous run in the 00s. Reached the postseason in 2002, 2003 and 2006, but barring something out of the ordinary, the drought will continue into 2009. Even if Liriano regains his 2006 form and the offense … wait, where’s the offense coming from? We’re a bit more optimistic than PECOTA and Chone, but still think they’ll finish under .500. Think 80 wins.

4. Chicago White Sox: Surprise division-winners in 2008 seemed poised for a hard slide in 2009. Other than Ozzie Guillen outbursts and Alexei Ramirez, there’s very little to get excited about. Being a White Sox fan must be a frustrating existence in the Windy City since reaching the World Series: A 90-win, third place finish; a 72-win clunker, and then a first-round loss to the Rays. Yet the Cubs – who disappoint annually – are infinitely more popular. Does 76 wins seem about right?

5. Kansas City Royals: A bit surprised to see PECOTA have these guys finishing third, considering they’ve only won between 56-75 games over the last five years. They’ve finished over .500 once since 1994. Still, we made sure to pursue Alex Gordon (buy low, baby!), Meche and Soria in all of our fantasy leagues. We’ll guess 72 wins.