Ballin’: Elbow to Groin Tarnishes Allen’s Sterling Rep
NBA April 13th. 2009, 11:30am
Boston 76, Cleveland 107: Means absolutely nothing – though Kobe probably had a chuckle over this Ray Allen cheap shot – so let’s not read anything into it. Cleveland’s better this year. The Cavs have improved by an astonishing 20 wins this season. Their turnovers are down, scoring is up, and they’re tied for best in the NBA (Boston) for three-point shooting. Is all of this a result of Mo Williams?
New York 105, Miami 122: Still can’t believe there’s a debate on whether to keep David Lee or Nate Robinson. Absolute no-brainer, even though Nate Robinson brings juice off the bench, the dunk contest highlights, and the Will Ferrell connection. D Wade went for 55.
Memphis 75, LA Lakers 92: Andrew Bynum recorded his third strong offensive showing (18 points) since returning from injury. But before anyone goes nuts here, he only has one block in three games, he’s only grabbing six rebounds per game, and fouls have been an issue. He’ll have one more tuneup against the free-falling Jazz Tuesday before the playoffs begin (Lakers likely first round opponent: Jazz).
Dallas 92, New Orleans 102: CP3 was one rebound shy of a triple-double as the Hornets split a home-and-home with the Mavs. But closing at Houston and San Antonio could still drop the Hornets to 7th … which actually may not be a bad thing, since there’s no reason to fear the Nuggets in the first round.
Philadelphia 104, Toronto 111: What the 76ers starting lineup should look like in the playoffs, where they’ll probably meet Boston: Miller and Lou Williams, Iggy, Speights and Dalembert. If Young’s ankle is healed, maybe they could steal a game, but otherwise, there’s just not enough offense.
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April 13th, 2009 at 11:33 am
allen has a weak elbow or varejao has no balls
April 13th, 2009 at 11:37 am
Little from column A, little from column B.
April 13th, 2009 at 11:37 am
Varejao needs to put his fucking arms down. And I’m pretty sure he has a vagina.
April 13th, 2009 at 11:39 am
ray allen is a cunt. how can he complain about other teams’ celebrating when he has KEVING FUCKING GARNETT on his team? KG is the douchiest player in the NBA…hows it feel, jesus shuttlesworth? deal with it, but the celts were just as guilty of showboating as the cavs are.
and i think the cavs are getting way too gay with all this celebrating bullshit. just play the fucking game.
April 13th, 2009 at 11:45 am
No, Mo helps, but its a result of Mike Brown handing over offensive duties to an assistant, meaning they actually run offensive sets now as opposed to standing around and wait for LeBron to create. That and LeBron being more efficient, better shots, improved FT%, improved 3pt%.
And Ray Allen, despite having a sweet ass shot, is and always has been a douchebag.
April 13th, 2009 at 11:49 am
Celtics looked like the Cavs when they played in Orlando
April 13th, 2009 at 11:50 am
yeah it is ok to hip toss someone if you immediately throw your hands up in the air like you just dont care.
spence watch the video. vaginajeo wraps his arm around assen’s throws his hip in to and turns. that was a douche bag play.
April 13th, 2009 at 11:51 am
They were showing graphics about the Celts/Cavs and how both teams always win at home. The main difference is when Cle plays at Bos, Bos barely wins. When Bos plays at Cle, they get blown the F out, rarely even in the game.
April 13th, 2009 at 11:53 am
Shut your mouth, mrejr. It’s always the Boston guy’s fault.
April 13th, 2009 at 11:55 am
If Allen was coming down the lane and hit Varejao, he’d act like he got blasted by a shotgun. But an intentional elbow to the stones: NOTHING.
/flopp’d
April 13th, 2009 at 11:55 am
im not talking about that play dude, im talking about allen’s comments about the cavs’ celebrations.
the play was dirty, sure, but perk, powe and big baby do that shit all the time, as do a few big men on every fucking nba team. this is just one of those things and it’s a non story to me.
April 13th, 2009 at 11:57 am
A win is a win, unless you’re John Hollinger.
April 13th, 2009 at 11:57 am
5 out of 6 people from Boston are assholes.
April 13th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
It’s true… they’re all like that CT guy from the Real World.
April 13th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
Anybody see ESPN’s new deal about a Chicago only website? Was it in the Roundup?
April 13th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
6 out of 6 white sox fans have either spent time in prison or they are on their way to.
and let me beat you to the punch bo.
5 out of six cubs fans are gay.
April 13th, 2009 at 12:01 pm
/science
April 13th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
finally…espn does something right.
April 13th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
st. bear – yes, last week.
April 13th, 2009 at 12:04 pm
LeBron is to Mo Williams what Pippen was to Jordan.
April 13th, 2009 at 12:06 pm
Ok, I’m behind the times. That’s what I get for trying to get some work done.
/who wants to talk about baseball’s Opening Day?
April 13th, 2009 at 12:16 pm
I’m surprised as anyone by the Cavs win total. Pegged them for 50 preseason. Most of the credit goes to Varejao and Mo Williams. I didn’t think it was possible for Lebron to get better (since he was already the best by a wide margin), but he did and of course that helps, too.
April 13th, 2009 at 12:16 pm
They’re all 240 lbs. and abuse steroids?
April 13th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
And a full season of Swamp Thang helped tremendously. Can’t forget him.
April 13th, 2009 at 12:22 pm
I just hope the Hornets avoid the Rockets in the first round. I really want to see Houston get past the first round without T-Mac, but not at New Orleans expense…
April 13th, 2009 at 12:23 pm
Beasley is the man.
April 13th, 2009 at 12:24 pm
i got the spurs losing to whomever they play
April 13th, 2009 at 12:49 pm
This is true.
I dont get this sterotype. Is it because the southside has a high crime rate?
April 13th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
tom gamboa
April 13th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
i’m pretty sure cleveland got stomped on last time they played in boston, when boston didn’t have KG
both players were in the wrong, i think boston can win a game in cleveland, i dont think cleveland can win in boston
April 13th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
You know you can just look this stuff up. The internet’s awesome.
@CLE: 107-76
@CLE: 98-83.
Boston two losses by combined 46.
@BOS: 105-94
@BOS: 90-85.
Cleveland two losses by combined 16.
April 13th, 2009 at 1:03 pm
Varajeo is a fucking tool. Cut that hair. Stop flopping. Learn how to score from outside 6 feet.
The Cavaliers’ celebrations are gay.
Boston can eat shit. Used to like KG until he got to Boston and turned into a cheap fuckwad.
I like Cleveland winning the East.
April 13th, 2009 at 1:05 pm
Don’t let a couple of bad apples ruin the whole bunch. I mean Wrigley has a whole bleacher section full of Douchbags. Tom Gamboa sucks anyway.
I leave you with this.
http://www.nbcchicago.com/sports/baseball/cubs/Dead-Goat-Hung-at-Wrigley-Field.html
April 13th, 2009 at 1:08 pm
tampa there is a football post. go there read what i said and agree with it dammit.
April 13th, 2009 at 1:08 pm
Allen is a huge pussy. Always has been, thats why he didnt win shit until he got to Boston where he is the 3rd best player. Varajao tossed him like a little bitch and I cant blame Ray for crying when he got a boo-boo.
Ray is also the worst actor I have ever seen and he is in what is easily one of the 10 worst movies ever made, He Hate Me.
April 13th, 2009 at 1:31 pm
Duder, yes.
BSSM, or just look at last years playoff series, 4 losses @ Bos by a total of 31 points. 3 wins @ cle by a total of 36 points.
April 13th, 2009 at 1:39 pm
boston isn’t the team they were last year. i don’t know how people can be all on their nuts…even tho they’re the no. 2 seed, orlando is heads and shoulders better.
April 13th, 2009 at 1:55 pm
I used to think so, but I’m a little worried about this late season swoon. I haven’t had a chance to see them in action during these losses, but you can’t be losing to the NJ/NY trash teams, at that point they were still in contention for the 2 seed.
That and my concerns last year haven’t change, who’s your closer, game on the line, last few minutes, who’s taking those shots? Hedo, laughable.
April 13th, 2009 at 1:59 pm
shut it coop
April 13th, 2009 at 2:01 pm
still, when comparing boston and orlando, i still don’t see boston being in the conoversation at all.
if KG comes back, what then? he’s played 80 mins in the last 26 games. he won’t be fresh at all. paul pierce? overrated trash. allen? one-trick pony. at least orlando can go hi-octane and blow elite teams out of the gym, but boston? don’t think so.
April 13th, 2009 at 2:09 pm
I think you’re really underestimating homecourt, spence. I think Boston that series.
April 13th, 2009 at 2:10 pm
I think you’re really underestimating homecourt, spence. I think Boston takes that series.
April 13th, 2009 at 2:10 pm
I want to agree with all of that, but at the end of the day I’ve (unfortunately) seen Boston do it before and I’ve also seen a talented Orlando team lose in the playoffs when the defensive pressure gets turned up. Last I checked hi-octane hasn’t worked in the playoffs in a long time, it wins a few games but rarely wins the series. Those wide open 3 pointers are a lot harder to come by in road playoff games.
So you’ve got nothing interesting to reply irish, so you just go pointless mrejr style?
April 13th, 2009 at 2:11 pm
Coop must have forgotten about the ass whooping Orlando put on the Cavs. 116-87. Orlando won the season series last year and this year
April 13th, 2009 at 2:11 pm
/repeat’d
April 13th, 2009 at 2:14 pm
homecourt and all that is nice, but is playing at the garden really going to make KG comeback to the form he was playing at last year? doubtful. i don’t buy the homecourt argument with orlando either considering how good they are on the road.
this was as meaningful as the whooping the cavs put on the celts. as in, not meaningful whatsoever.
April 13th, 2009 at 2:18 pm
shave your head and get back to me
April 13th, 2009 at 2:40 pm
Ha, irish as much as you disliked the Hef/RWH group at least they were occasionally interesting, I’m far more annoyed by the mrejr/bo/paolo triumvirate of thread killing stupidity.
April 13th, 2009 at 2:49 pm
@coop- that shave your head comment was for Spencer. He said if Goosen was not on the leaderboard Sunday, he would shave his head
April 13th, 2009 at 2:51 pm
that’s what i get for betting on a south african. i learned my lesson.
April 13th, 2009 at 3:36 pm
orlando is nothing more than a glorified 3 point shooting team
they’re gonna get massacred by either the celtics or the cavs
how soon people forget boston had 2 win streaks of 15+ games this year..hate them all you want, but don’t count them out.
April 13th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
Magic are 6-3 against Cavs, Celts and LakeShow.
April 13th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
maybe next time BSSM
April 13th, 2009 at 5:55 pm
Wilbon on PTI I am informed was just a douche on this in defending Allen for “just trying to get up”; join the fuss under the Isiah post.